Alexander Sauna 30

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong  
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1  
 Tel: 2148 0400

Open 24 hours
Staff speak good English

It was with some trepidation that FuelMix showed up at Alexander around 8:45 pm on a Sunday night. The latest reviews from others that he'd uploaded didn't appear to bode well.  Curiosity had driven him there to see for himself.

Well, the gods must have smiled on FuelMix. The guy at the Front Desk chirped that he hadn't seen FuelMix in a long time - then added, "Good crowd tonight...!"

And actually, he wasn't kidding.  The majority were local GAMs, some not bad looking and in reasonable shape, just a handful of Mainland Chinese - who were also in presentable shape in their late 20s and 30s, 2 or 3 GAM chubs, some South East Asian tourists who spoke English, 2 white guys and 3 brown guys.

FuelMix was pleasantly surprised.  He was even more surprised when a GAM in his 20s with a big grin and a dirty mind, was all over him in the hot tub (which given the heat these days, was actually the cool tub, thankfully). Said GAM with the big grin then led FuelMix to a private room where FuelMix was eaten out every which way, right down to his toes. A good shrimping on a hot day is very soothing to the feet - especially when combined with a foot and leg massage courtesy of a grinning GAM with the dirty mind.

The place was very busy and had been buzzing for some hours before FuelMix got there. It thinned out by 11pm.  Being a Sunday night, it wasn't surprising.  Honestly, there was nothing to complain about and FuelMix was very satisfied with the attention he got.

It's a real gamble fags.  Maybe FuelMix just timed it right.

P.S. Memo to the middle aged Indian tourist who was attempting to bargain his way in by offering less than the standard entry fee - on the basis that he needed money to get back to his hotel......

BBBWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA....!!!!

Good one curry breath!   OMG you must have lived on the West Coast too??!!  That's exactly the shit FuelMix would hear from the assorted - and usually drug-fucked - white trash when he was lining up to pay his way into the sauna.  Thanks for the memories!!

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