Central Escalator 23

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951 (Staff speak very good English)

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

Note: NOT open 24 hours

Opening Hours: 2pm - 11pm. 

It's always entertaining to run into one of our GAM throats on the street, especially one tripping out of CE in the middle of the afternoon and right into our face, with a totally shit-faced grin on his..........

Turns out the horny fag had just spent the last hour and a half at CE. He showed up at 3pm and there were only 5 people there.  But yet he managed to get action with 2 people in quick succession and drained his balls twice. For the first time in a long time, he actually felt he got his money's worth in that place.

And a little tidbit from said horny fag..........CE is apparently regarded as a "Dip N' Dash" kinda place.  Apparently he'd heard that several times in the past from the customers themselves. Since it attracts a predominantly corporate crowd (being close to Central) - to which we would add, "a predominantly Fugly corporate crowd" - time management is critical (after all, one can only lie to one's secretary about "client development", "dental visits", "a meeting with the banker", a finite number of times during the week after which, she too, will notice her boss returning to the office 3 hours late, with wet hair on a fine day...........).

Consequently, the corporate execs only stay about an hour and a half. Add another 15 - 20 minute walk back to the office.  That makes a 2 hour absence from the workplace, which is just enough to squeak under the radar without attracting awkward questions.

Well, that's the theory anyway. We're just reporting it.

If true, it explains the very narrow window of opportunity to which we've alluded in previous posts in this series.

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