Big Top Gym And Sauna 14
3rd Floor, Yuet Yuen Building
17 - 19 Mong Kok Road
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit A2
Tel: 2628 6196
Website: Big Top Gym & Sauna
Note: Open 2pm to 8am the next day; On weekends and public holidays open 2pm till 10am the next day.
Staff speak good English
Wooohoo....!!...... Friday evening 5:30ish, pouring rain and FuelMix shows up at Big Top. The place is fuckin' packed. Tons of 20-something and 30-something GAMs with older guys there too - plus a sprinkling of 30-something white
Did we say packed....? We did.
The 20s crowd are college kids or recently-started-work types. Some are pretty cute, some are muscular jocks and some are downright emaciated with the body type of a preying mantis. One thing they ALL have in common is insufferable attitude. There's NO shortage of head swivels and **tsk** ** tsk** noises.
Since the only place to sit is the bench in the Locker Room, that's where they gather to swap notes on the customers, body types and cock sizes. Don't be surprised if they suddenly turn quiet when the subject customer walks past them in the middle of their gossip. It happened to FuelMix twice and, ever the opportunist, he decided to turn it to his advantage the second time around and politely asked why they were staring at him. These 20s guys can't handle being confronted so they covered it up by gushing compliments about FuelMix's bod. The irony was that once they were back in the Dark Room, they'd dropped the attitude and groped FuelMix several times. It does pay to be constructively aggressive.
There's a chronic shortage of private rooms so the Dark Area is stuffed to the gills. Good luck finding a spare patch of wall to stand against. But hey, the Jap porn is interesting - and kudos to the radio station they're using to pipe the music. The music and the sound system is terrific. Way better than the OVER VOLUMIZED Alexander (hell, even the customers there are complaining but the staff have gone deaf), or that hollow transistor radio-sounding crap in ABC, or that soporific crooned jazz in Club Houzz or Colony.
Let's cut to the chase. In order to get action in Big Top, one has to be patient. Very patient. It might be necessary to spin your wheels for over an hour or more. Remember there is NO shortage of (sometimes muscular) guys coming in or packing the place. But the attitude is so fuckin' thick and rancid, it's very easy to get pissed off and leave.
In some ways, Big Top is a victim of its own success. It's part of a cluster of 4 independent saunas in the neighbourhood (Alexander, Big Top, Club Houzz, Hutong). There's no shortage of muscular guys in the vicinity but if they're showing up at Hutong - with its apparently exclusionist door policy, they're gonna bring that "we-think- we're-hot-and-we're-special-attitude" with them. Big Top admits anybody and these 20 something muscular GAMs forget they're not in Hutong any more.
Hold on..........sooner or later that attitude cracks and you'll score. Well at least FuelMix did. He got serviced twice, by 2 muscular GAM 20 somethings. No complaints there.
And with that killer sound system, Nelly Furtado and FloRida never sounded better than when you're riding a guy's face......
Praying mantis, because it looks like praying, but of course it is preying.
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