Club Houzz Sauna 5

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am
Nude Nite after 8pm

From a reader: 

Hi FuelMix

Read your detailed review of Club Houzz and decided to try it out on a Friday nite about 7pm.  Your description of the place is completely accurate.  It is impressive very clean and set up to cruise rather than sit around.

Nude Nite starts at 8pm.  Steady stream of GAMs in their 20s and 30s.  Most were slim or gym fit. Only one fat GAM there and he got no action.  The place was steadily filling up with GAMs and I counted about 25.  Some were pretty good looking and were obviously working out.  Did not see any whites there but was told by some GAMs that they are starting to show up.

Was also told that Friday evenings and Saturday afternoon onwards is a good time to show up.

The place did not have much attitude.  Music is played softly and there's hardly any noise. People smiled.  Took a while to get action but it was pretty good in the end.

Agree that Club Houzz has potential. Will go back.

FuelMix says:  Thanks for the info. Just thinking about it, Canton Plaza appears to be a new building.  The lifts were still wrapped in protective sheets when FuelMix dropped in. Morever, it appears to be an industrial / commercial building.  That explains  the higher ceilings.  Other gay saunas around town are in old residential or multi-use buildings that date from the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s.

If any other reader has been to Club Houzz sauna, send in your comments to fuelinjectedmale@live.hk and FuelMix will publish them.
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Club Houzz Sauna 4

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am
Nude Nite after 8pm 

Pros 

• Convenient, discreet location
• 5 minutes walk from Exit A2, Mong Kok Station
• Active tearoom on the way there

• 7 minutes walk from Langham Place Mall and Langham Place Hotel
• 8 minutes walk from Alexander
• 9 minutes walk from Double

• Brilliantly designed and executed Industrial Minimal Chic
• Intelligently designed, roomy Dark Area
• High quality private cabins.  The best in town
• Impeccably clean.  The cleanest gay sauna in town

• No Karaoke
• Free Wi-Fi. No computers but complimentary use of I-Pad
• Free apples to munch
• 2 towels – one large and one smaller.  Stack of towels also near the showers
• Built for cruising, not sitting around
• Steadily attracting all races of gym-fit and slim clientele.  Muscular types finding out about it too.
• Edgy, sexy vibe

Cons

• As at 23 June 2011, crummy website.  Does not accurately describe or depict the premises.
• No Dry Sauna
• No Hot Tub
• No seating in Steam Room
• No tanning booth
• No free food or drinks (free water cooler and free fruits). Soft drinks can be bought.
• One porn screen
• Not (yet) open 24 hours

The Verdict

Awesome.

This place has the potential to blow every other gay sauna in town right out of the water.

FuelMix left the premises impressed and satisfied.

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Club Houzz Sauna 3

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am
Nude Nite after 8pm 

 The Clientele & Nude Nites

At the time of writing this review, Club Houzz has been opened for over 2 months.

When FuelMix was there, he saw several gym toned GAMs in their 20s and 30s who were quite athletic.  Some had been to the beach regularly and were showing off a Speedo tanline.  A few were more muscular than average.

There were also a number of slim GAMs about the same age.

In addition, there were a few white guys in their 30s and 40s.  The whites were fairly fit too.  FuelMix heard that some tourists also dropped in.  The sauna is walking distance from the Langham Place Hotel and easily accessible from anywhere else around town.

Since Club Houzz is not open 24 hours, FuelMix talked around with the guys and discovered that on weekdays the busiest times are from 6pm to 9pm.  On weekends people start coming in as soon as it opens from 3pm onwards.

After 8 pm every evening, it’s Nude Nite.

It’s worth pointing out the current pricing:

Normal Price:  HK$108.00

Happy Hour, Mon to Fri 3pm – 5pm : HK$65.00

FuelMix had no difficulty getting action in various parts of the premises.  Remember, it’s the luck of the draw.  Any sauna is like a casino – you pay your money and you take your chances, with no guarantee of scoring.  FuelMix is simply reporting what was there at the time.

Coming Up in Club Houzz Sauna 4:  The Pros and Cons; and The Verdict. 

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Club Houzz Sauna 2

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am
Nude Nite after 8pm

Décor And Layout

The design ethos appears to be Industrial Minimal Chic.  It’s brilliantly designed and executed.  Predominant colours are grey, white and brown, accented by wood and stone.

A large space, high ceilings, open-plan layout, modern furniture accents and Industrial Minimal Chic remove feelings of stuffiness and claustrophobia prevalent in many saunas in town.

Everywhere one looks, even in the Dark Area, the premises give off an Edgy, Sexy Vibe.  

No other gay sauna in town comes close to the horny ambience that the interior design of Club Houzz arouses.  The attention to detail in getting the Minimalist look to work, is intelligent and frankly, astounding.

This place takes your breath away on walking around the premises.  One can’t help but smile with approval.

The Locker Room

Simply done in grey with a white seating bench.   There’s a large mirror on one wall. The lockers come in 2 sizes, large and smaller square ones. The larger lockers are good sized but a minor gripe:  they need better clothes hangers.

The 2 Lounges

Adjacent to the Locker Room is a small TV lounge with a red sofa and flat screen TV. Turn the corner to your left and there’s another small lounge with white leather chairs, magazines and fruits.  The Lounges are comfy but it’s clear from the start that Club Houzz is not designed to get its customers to sit around. The large space demands circulation and cruising.

The Dark Area

At the end of the 2^nd Lounge is a narrow grey curtained entrance to the Dark Area.  This is a very pleasant surprise.  The Dark Area is just dark enough without being pitch black (Alexander-style).  That’s because it’s done in Dark Grey.  That’s what FuelMix meant by the attention to detail.

Essentially, the Dark Area is in 2 parts, both of which have private cabins. It’s roomy and cleverly laid out with a diversion to an open plan small porn-showing area with a few chairs that can be moved around.  The light from the porn screen illuminates that area so it’s perfectly possible to check out the meat.  There’s also a narrow exit / entrance next to the porn screen that opens onto the main Dark Area corridor.

The main corridor in the Dark Area goes around the porn showing area before emerging on the other side of the Locker Room near the large mirror. In other words, the circulation pattern is 180 degrees from the 2^nd Lounge.

The Private Cabins

Quite simply, the best FuelMix has seen.  They’re roomy enough, they’ve got mirrors, very clean, stocked with condoms, lube dispensers and toilet paper.  Each has a rectangular block pillow large enough for 2 guys to share.

The sliding wooden doors have good quality, quick-release metallic deadbolts for locking and unlocking. Fortunately (unlike ABC, Alexander, Chaps and Colony), there are no peeping slots.

Best of all is the lighting. The large lamp in each cabin has a wide dimmer range AND can also be swivelled up, down or sideways for your choice of ambient lighting.  Yet another attention to detail.

The Wet Area

On emerging from the Dark Area, you’ll see steps leading to the Vanity Counter and the Wet Area. The design and ambience of the showers is very sexy, particularly with the wood, stone wall and pebbles.  Shower gel and shampoo are in wall mounted transparent dispensers, clearly labelled (unlike other saunas that simply dump plastic bottles there and leave the fag to figure it out).

There are 4 showerheads with excellent pressure and temperature controls.  3 are in a straight line, the 4^th is just off to the side in an alcove – if you want a buddy with you. The area is extremely clean.  Those showers are fun, fun FUN………and FuelMix got action there several times.

To the left of the showers is the Steam Room.  This is rectangular with a low partition on one side.  The heat is fine and it’s very clean.  However, there is no seating in the Steam Room.  Again the concept is to get the fag to have sex.  Hell, there’s even a sign on the Steam Room door saying as much.  FuelMix doesn’t really care if a Steam Room has seating or not.  He tends to stand anyway.

To the right of the shower is the toilet.  Simply designed in white with a sink, mirror, single urinal and single cubicle.  The windows open for ventilation, so some fags may be smoking there.  They shouldn’t since technically, there’s a smoking ban in force.  The cubicle in the toilet is large enough for 2 or 3 fags to well ………..you know…………and they did.

There is no hot tub or Dry Sauna.

Coming up in Club Houzz 3 :  The clientele 

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Club Houzz Sauna 1

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am
Nude Nite after 8pm


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Getting There (Read the *Bonus* too)

1.  Take the MTR to Mong Kok Station and head for Exit A 2.  The exit emerges on the corner of Portland Street and Fife Street.

2.  On emerging from Exit A 2, face RIGHT and walk northwards on Portland Street for a short distance, until reaching the corner with Mong Kok Road, which is one of the main East-West thoroughfares in that district.

3.  Turn LEFT on Mong Kok Road and walk for a block until reaching the corner of Mong Kok Road and Shanghai Street.

4.  Now face RIGHT and cross Mong Kok Road at the pedestrian lights.  You’ll be heading straight towards a Male Public Toilet on the other side of Mong Kok Road. 

*Bonus*
(If you climb the stairs to the toilet, don’t be surprised to find it very “active” with a wide range of customers.  Remember, Alexander and Double are in the vicinity).

5.  On reaching the other side of Mong Kok Road, face LEFT and continue westwards along Mong Kok Road for one block until reaching the corner with Canton Road.  You should be passing a trash dumpster depot situated right next to the Toilets and a small park, all of which will be on your right.

6.  Turn RIGHT into Canton Road and look up.  Canton Plaza is on the left hand side of the street.  Entrance to the building is via a side lane and you’ll see a large, illuminated Club Houzz logo with an arrow pointing to the entrance of the building.

7.  Smile sweetly to the security guard and take the lift – with the doors on 2 sides – to the 4^th Floor. 

8.  Get buzzed in.  Pay coin of HK$108.00 and get your rainbow beads with your Locker Key on it.

9.  Push a pale white door on the right and enter the sauna.

Coming up in Club Houzz Sauna 2 : The Decor and The Layout 

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Alexander Sauna 11

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1 

Open 24 hours
Tel: 2148 0400

Sent in by a reader:

Hey FuelMix

Why is the music in the dark area of Alexander so loud ?? I mean it's like WTF??!!  It's actually painful to be in there.

Are the staff so fuckin' stupid?  The dark area was deserted and the guys were playing in the Steam Room instead.

Told the staff but nothing was done.  If this goes on I ain't going back. 

FuelMix says:

Yeah you're right.  FuelMix complained several times in the past and got them to turn it down.  Kinda wondering whether Alexander is sitting on its laurels because there's no shortage of guys coming in.

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Eat Shit ? 2

We live in interesting times.  As the World Management Team ramps up one manipulated scenario after another to scare the sheeple into dim-witted compliance…………….who can forget their constant screams of Global Warming and massive food shortages?

Lamestream media just won’t report the climate-altering technologies that already exist, the genetic  fiddling of seeds, or how debt and inflation are used as tools to starve millions.

So let them eat shit.

A report in Digital Trends dated 15 June 2011 describes how Japanese scientists have created artificial meat from sewage containing human shit.  The report is entitled, Japan scientist synthesises meat from human faeces.

It’s a fascinating read and of course, fags into brown (there are more of them than you think) will be twitching their sphincters in anticipation of a feeding.  The technology for the conversion already exists.  It just has to be marketed and priced right.  Apparently shit-meat contains fewer calories than regular meat so all those muscle and fitness mags should be getting ready to take notice, complete with declarations that their recipes are so tasty that the serious bodybuilder will be wearing a shit-faced grin.

Restaurants constantly tout exotic meats like ostrich, emu and crocodile, complete with sample tastings.  In the future, fag bars looking for a Theme Nite destined to grab attention will jump to advertise shit-based Meat Nites complete with shit-based burgers, shit-based sausages, shit-based steaks, shit-based BBQ sauces – plus the best brewskies to wash them down with.

For fags, it’s the perfect marriage of Food and Fetish.  Think about it.  2 fags in a bar:

Fag No. 1:   So…….what are u into?

Fag No. 2:   (softly) well……between you and me I’m into Heavy Raunch…..you know watersports n’stuff………..

Fag No. 1:  You into shit….?

Fag No. 2:  Oh yeah……..but I play totally safe.  I’m only into synthesised whether I’m feeding or eating.

Fag No. 1:  Oh totally…..you into hooking up for some action at my place?  I’m a Top and I love to feed……….

Fag No. 2:  MMMmmm……..I love getting fed, especially when I pour that shit-based BBQ sauce into your ass and eat it out

Fag No. 1:  I have some in the fridge, next to the Poppers

Fag No. 2:  (grinning) What did you say your name was………..?

And it won’t stop there.   As the technology becomes more accessible, shit synthesizing machines will become common on kitchen countertops, next to the espresso machine.  A fag will be able to drop into his local deli and pick out varieties of sewage mud just as he would pick out coffee beans.  He could choose to support "the community” and only buy sewage mud produced in his neighbourhood, or he could sample the ass canals of that immigrant community in the next Zip Code.

Laugh or barf if you must.  Just remember that Singapore has become a world leader in the recycling of piss into Highly Purified Water that exceeds all health standards.

So why shouldn’t shit be next?

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Alexander Sauna 10

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1 

Open 24 hours
Tel: 2148 0400

This came in from a reader who went to Alexander on Wednesday 15 June 2011.  (It has been edited by FuelMix for clarity and grammar):

As promised, here’s a sauna review of Alexander which I kinda regret going into. LOL. I should've gone to Double, because I passed the door policy when I checked it out :p. This is my first time visiting a gay sauna btw.

I went to Alexander on Wednesday 15 June at 9pm. There was around 20-30 people when I went there, mostly GAMs, plus 2 GWM and 1 Arabian. After putting my stuff, I hit the shower, and I made out there.

Then I went to the dark area (now I know why it's called the dark area, since it's pitch black inside). I really had trouble recognizing faces LOL.  As I entered, and pass the corridors, there were a lot of "hands" looking for prey lol, and a GAM hit on me, forced me into the action room, and there it went. We stopped in the middle cause I didn't show much interest.

Then for the rest of the night, I went around like an idiot.  After that encounter I only played with one guy and made him cum twice. I was kinda picky, therefore it's hard to get someone I like, and there were only 3-5 GAMs that fit my desire, but it turns out that they were interested and ended up just like me.

Most of the guys there were not really muscular.  Some were  but most of the muscular guys were not that good looking (in my opinion). So finally I ended up watching porn in the pool until a twink came up and made out with me.  By 12 am the place was ghastly. There were only 8 people there and the dark area iwas totally deserted. The worst thing is I didn't even cum there.

I should've listened to hk guys who recommended that I go to Double LOL. Maybe i visited Alexander at the the wrong time.  Maybe I will go back.

FuelMix says: 

Seems you're the problem - picky by your own admission.

Since you claim to have passed Double's door policy, what happened there?  What do you mean by "when I checked it out?"  Why didn't you stay there?

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Eye Spy

So fags......who wuz that nigga strutting into the steam room of a gay sauna here in Very Rich Megacity, swigging 2 cans of........Red Bull ??!!

BBBBWAAAHAHAHAHAHA.......!!

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Facewho....?

Could it really be true......?  Millions are closing their accounts and walking away from Facebook?

Could dumb faggots actually be a part of this trend.....?  FuelMix remembers seeing countless faggots switching between their Wall and at least 2 gay chat rooms............what a fuckin' waste of a life and an internet connection.

It appears that FB is reluctant to let you go immediately.  They first "de-activate" the account for 2 weeks.

To find out more, go to the FB page of an FB group specifically set up for that happy day when the pissed-off factor reaches a new high:

How to permanently delete your Facebook account 

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The Not So Subtle Kill

Trawling through the garbage that passes as “news””, FuelMix discerned a sequence of events that fags should find hilarious.

It’s absolutely clear – at least to FuelMix-  that events over the last 10 years were deliberately orchestrated by the World Management Team to cause maximum mayhem on a number of fronts namely, geo-political, economic and social.  This manipulation is continuing.  FuelMix has already observed in this blog that the economies in the West are being deliberately fucked, with the intention of debasing the currencies and crushing the middle class.  The intent is to create 2 social classes :  the ultra-rich and the weakened poor.

Consider this………when the Dot Com Bubble burst in 2000, a ton of retirement funds were wiped out, crushing the middle class.  From 2001 an artificial Wealth Effect created by Fraud Street via negligently sustained low interest rates,  trapped the middle class in the West into thinking they’d get everything back. 

Many deluded themselves into thinking they had become “real estate investors”.  In fact, they were “flippers” with no idea of how to manage debt. That bubble burst, millions lost everything, their houses, their “real estate investments”, their jobs, their credit ratings and their marriages.  Millions of middle class became unemployed, homeless or renters. Currently, God’s Own Country has the highest number of people on food stamps in its history.

With their retirement up in smoke and inflation having arrived everywhere, politicians in the West responded to the prompting of the World Management Team:  retirement ages and taxes would have to go up – and they are.  The middle class are being forced to work longer, for less.  There’s very little prospect of retiring on a pension.   Fraud Street wiped those out by enticing pension funds to invest in Mortgage Backed Securities and Credit Default Swaps.

In case fags hadn’t noticed, “austerity measures” in the West are cutting into medical services, cutting back on HIV outreach programs, forcing patients to pay more or forcing them into private practice or forcing them to buy medical insurance (and y’all know that Fraud Street controls the insurance sector, right?)

So where is FuelMix going with this train of thought?  Think about it you dumb faggot.  It’s well known that poor people have lousy health.  Plus, over the last 10 years, HIV infection rates in fags has increased.  More fags are getting infected at younger ages and many fags in the West (and increasingly in Asia), are drug-fucked than ever before.  Their immune systems are utterly compromised.

If the intention is to drive more people into poverty and compromise their health, somebody somewhere stands to make a killing.

Right on cue…………on 24 May 2011, Money Morning’s headline screamed, “Death Derivatives: Wall Street’s latest ill –advised maneuver”.  The Bloated Banksters on Fraud Street have decided to securitize “longevity risk”.  To quote from the report:

“Here's the deal. The banks want to collect billions in fees from pension funds and other institutions by issuing insurance that will manage the risks associated with living longer than the financial planners planned. 

What Wall Street is proposing is to package up the fees from these instruments into bonds that are then securitized and sold to investors via a secondary marketplace the banks themselves will effectively create - a "death derivatives" market". 

Woohoo !! Fags!!  Are you jumping for joy ??!!  Have you forgotten those notorious Viatical Settlements of the 1990s dreamed up by Fraud Street that took bets on how long a fag with AIDS would take to die?? That was a thriving market back then.

They’re baaaaa—ckkk….!!  Look at the big picture you stupid faggot.  FuelMix has just painted it for you.

In FuelMix’s Not So Humble Opinion, another market crash across the board is in the works.  You want the scoop?  Sure, OK……….

Looking at God’s Own Country how about Student Loans?  There are people in their 30s and 40s who can’t afford to pay off those loans.  They’re about to get their credit report fucked again. There will be another real estate crash there too, the artificial gains in the stock market since 2008 are manipulated and the market is trending down…….

And watch Japan………..and The Nanny Kingdom………….and southern Europe………..and Eastern Europe…………and China…………….hehehehehehe..........

For millions, including fags, the next major crash will take years off their lives.  Remember fags, Fraud Street and the World Management Team crash markets at will…………..how else do you think they profit?

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Gay Sauna Etiquette 16

I’m going to a Hong Kong gay sauna for the first time.  Do I have to pay tips to the staff and attendants?

No.  If any staff in a Hong Kong gay sauna demanded tips from a customer, that would be a criminal offence.

In gay saunas in the West, FuelMix has seen tip jars strategically positioned on the Reception Desks, near vending machines and the food counter.   It’s another one of these guilt trips for which white man is famous.

As western economies continue to unravel into a downward spiral, (with the possible exception of Australia and Canada), demands for tips across the retail service sector will become more aggressive, verging on panhandling.

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Hyundai Sauna 2

This came in from a reader in Seoul:

My my how things can change..! Under new ownership, they were closed for a month, and completely gutted the place. What has been built is the largest play space in Seoul.

Three entire floors of this building are now dedicated to men enjoying pleasure with other men. The first floor has lockers, showers, hot & cold plunge pool and a very nice dry sauna. Next floor up has a lounge area, and several "bedrooms" with different size beds for your enjoyment.

There are about 10 or 12 rooms, some with one bed and others with 2, At the back of this floor is a play space with traditional floor mats, and space for about 10. The lounge itself is very nice, with leather couches, a large flat screen, coffee and tea service as well as something I have never seen....toast. That's right, they have slices bread and a toaster...

The top floor is 3 large play spaces, the biggest with several beds pushed together to make a pig playpen. Baskets of lube and condoms everywhere, as are extra towels. Love the new owner

This was a quick visit, but I will go back soon during busier times to see if any action is popping up...

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ABC Sauna 12

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500

From a reader:

Dropped into ABC Sauna on Sunday 5 June.  Lots of people there mostly GAMs but some GWMs.  Not the hottest guys but some were gym toned.

Waay to much standing around going on there.  Some group action in the dark corner of the steam room but the Dark Corridor where the rooms are is a waste of time.

For some reason, looking for action there seems pointless.  Some GAMs and GWMs didn’t stay long – maybe about 45 minutes – got pissed off and left.

And this was a Sunday afternoon where Monday was a public holiday.

FuelMix says:  **sigh**

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Take A Pill

“We know about a number of people with homosexual feelings who find themselves in a spiritual and psychological emergency and suffer greatly”

-----Gero Winkelmann, Union of Catholic Physicians, quoted in Spiegel Online International 3 June 2011, German Catholic Doctors Offer Homeopathic 'Gay Treatment'

Fags love to knock back pills……….in fact God gave fags mouths for 2 reasons – to suck and to swallow.  Seeing how politically correct fags are and how “the community” loves to sugar coat everything, here’s something that might cause them to choke.

The Union of Catholic Physicians in Germany has been offering homo-homeopathic  treatments to keep homosexual “inclinations” at bay.  The homeopathic  dilutions of Platinum are combined with mainly sugar coated pills called “globuli”  as well as religious counseling and psycho-therapy.  

Predictably, the usual fag organizations screamed that it was an “insult” and “showed a lack of respect for homosexuals and bisexuals”.

FuelMix says both the UCP and the screaming fags have got it wrong.

In his brilliant series “Finance & Fags", FuelMix warned his fascinated readers that austerity measures in the West (as a result of Fraud Street’s massive and criminal shenanigans) would shortly be implemented.  This would lead to massive cost cutting, crippling state and municipally funded Gay Health Programs.  FuelMix said that the standard of living in the West would decline across the board.

Right on cue, the BBC published an article dated 31 May 2011 entitled, London HIV services cut as infections rise.  It said that London’s HIV prevention groups are “outraged” (tell FuelMix which fag isn’t “outraged” at most things…….) at a 20% funding cut.  This has happened as an estimated 28,000 people in London are living with HIV.

There’s mounting concern in London that the figure is nowhere near accurate as people aren’t coming forward to be tested in order to avoid being stigmatized, that safe sex messages are just not coming across and that more people are having sex without condoms (probably drug fuelled, FuelMix suspects).  Add to that the usual gay bitching that the gay charities aren’t confronting the problem and aren’t spending the money wisely.

Now think about this you dumb faggot.  If cuts to gay health care are already here and if infections are on the rise, why not use homo-homeopathic treatment to curb the “inclinations” to have UN-safe sex?

Everybody wins……..the Catholic physicians who accept that homosexuality is not a sinful deviation but can offer counseling and homeopathic treatments to curb the raging urge of un-safe sex (often drug fuelled)…………..the screaming fags win  because non-invasive respectful counseling coupled with natural remedies is an alternative way of getting a safe sex message across…………….and the fag - who might just get to live longer as a result of sensible sexual habits.

FuelMix for World President ??

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K K Fitness 3

16th Floor, Block A, Fuk Lok Building (Fortuna Building)
19 - 21 Jordan Road
Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR : Jordan Station, Exit A

Tel: 2388 3931

Note:

1. Not open 24 hours, closes at Midnight;
2. Take the lift to the 15th Floor and walk up one floor;

The Clientele

On other  English language websites, there are only brief references that K K Fitness attracts the mature crowd and their admirers.

Ever the intrepid gay dude, FuelMix decided to see what that actually meant.

The way in which K K Fitness is laid out means that arriving customers are easily spotted.  There was a murmuring crescendo from the customers as FuelMix walked up to the Reception Desk.  The Staff were initially bemused but polite.  The impression was that they didn’t see foreigners showing up there very often.

It was obvious that the Oriental clientele was mature to elderly.  The majority appeared to be from their mid-50s upwards – and we mean upwards.  This isn’t a designer decorated space or Gym Bunny Land, there’s no thumping dance beats and not that many guys are actually walking around aggressively cruising. (Although as FuelMix was undressing, 2 or 3 of them came shuffling by to gawk and smile– and FuelMix is totally worth gawking at).

The ambience that prevails in K K Fitness is one of rustling newspapers, the tapping of computer keys, the evening news on the TV and Karaoke.  There were about 30 people there, but only 1 or 2 watching the gay porn in silence.

Now here’s the oddest part.  This is a gay sauna where everybody knows your name.  It’s  a drop-in centre for mature fags.  Whether they’re single, married, divorced, widowed or grandparents, they were all looking out for each other.  For some reason, FuelMix kept seeing surreal images of old men in Havana, Cuba sitting around in the cafes which had become their second home.

Those who wanted to be left alone, were left alone.  Those who bantered, bantered.  The staff were in on it too.  The displays of affection were clumsy but genuine.  FuelMix wondered about the era they must have grown up in as Oriental gay – or closet gay – men.  There were about 28 people there, enough for some of the private cubicles to see action.  But none of them were being used.  Going there for action didn’t seem to be the priority for them.  It was more about the shared space.

And here’s more:  There was a steady stream of 30-something  GAMs as well. Office crowd types. Not hot but passable.  They weren’t aggressively cruising either.  Instead they went to warble in the Karaoke rooms or headed up to the roof for a smoke and some solitude.

It was apparent that these 30 somethings knew the elderly fags and were quite protective of them. FuelMix witnessed the younger ones helping the older ones get dressed – and in one case, helping the elderly fag into his adult diapers.  How some of the elderly got out of the lift at the 15^th Floor and walked up a flight of cement steps to the 16^th Floor, remains a mystery.

Did FuelMix get action in K K Fitness?  That’s not a fair question in this context.  Put it this way.  When FuelMix realized what this place was all about and how his bod ranked in relation to theirs – and in relation to other fags around town – there was no need for him to cruise for attention.  Many of the elderly fags came by to compliment him in front of the other customers.  The gracious thing to do was to allow them to touch and to kiss here and there.  That was about it.  That was all they wanted.  The other elderly fags smiled and nodded their approval, saying in Chinese that FuelMix had good manners.

Would FuelMix Go Back ?

Oddly enough that huge roof is a cool place and has the potential to become strangely addictive as a venue to hang out in the early evenings.  It's a totally authentic tenement roof from the early 1950s.   That’s why  those 30-somethings GAMs were dropping by.  If it was decorated as tastefully as the balcony in Colony Sauna, that would have been awesome.

Would FuelMix go back? Not really sure.  He did hear comments about some elderly fags being kinky and raunchy and that things could get lively on the weekends.  But their generation in which they defined kink and raunch was different to FuelMix's and he's not interested in attending a post-mortem wrapped in a bath towel.

Still, there is that damn roof........ just up the stairs, it's a world away..........some Take-Out sushi, an MP3 player, showing off a hot bod in the evening light to a cluster of admirers.........what's not to like?

Pros

• Discreet location
• Cheap
• Karaoke-friendly
• Laid back vibe
• Huge roof
• Non- aggressive, no attitude
• Mature to elderly clientele and 30-something admirers 
• Comparatively friendly to strangers 
• Suitable for white middle aged or white elderly fags looking for non-threatening 30-something GAMs and who can't score in the traditional white middle-aged hangouts of Alexander,  ABC, Central Escalator ,Galaxy

Cons

• Decor as crummy as Galaxy Sauna
• Lousy colour scheme and colour coordination
• Depressing and icky Wet Areas, like Galaxy Sauna or QQ Fitness
• Sub-standard private cubicles
• Mature to elderly clientele and 30-something admirers
• Not the hottest guys
• Karaoke-friendly (and those boys will really belt it out)
• No free snacks or drinks - just a water cooler, although beer and cola can be bought
• Building has a number of Love Hotels in it

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K K Fitness 2

16th Floor, Block A, Fuk Lok Building (Fortuna Building)
19 - 21 Jordan Road
Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR : Jordan Station, Exit A

Tel: 2388 3931

Note:

1. Not open 24 hours, closes at Midnight;
2. Take the lift to the 15th Floor and walk up one floor;

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Understanding the Layout of K K Fitness

Size-wise, KK Fitness which takes up the whole 16^th Floor, appears to be a tad bigger than Galaxy.  Both are situated in old tenement buildings, not far from each other.

KK Fitness is in 3 parts.  Starting from the Front Door:

1. The Left Hand Side

Contains the main Reception Desk, 2 Karaoke Rooms, the Vanity Counter, the Lockers, the toilet, the free computers, TV Lounge with a bookshelf of Oriental porn.

Pull back the curtains at the back of the TV lounge to find a small shower area with a narrow rectangular Steam Room, a porn room (playing Western gay porn) and an L-shaped Dark Area with private cubicles.

2.  The Roof

Ascend the ultra steep Star Ferry Green steps (more on the Star Ferry bit later) and emerge onto a huge roof that faces South towards Tsim Sha Tsui and the harbour.  At the top of the steps is a majong room.  The rest of the roof is a smoking area with seating, clothes lines for the bath towels of course and rows of washing machines.  There’s also a toilet up on the roof.

It’s an interesting place to chill out, even though it appears to have illegal structures and illegal wiring on it.

3.  The Right Hand Side

A small TV lounge, 2 more Karaoke rooms, a larger Wet Area with showers, toilets and a Dry Sauna, a smaller gay porn lounge (showing Jap porn) and another Dark Area with private cubicles.

Décor And Ambience 

The colour scheme of KK Fitness is Green -  with a downmarket shabby industrial look . In the Wet Areas (there are 2 Wet Areas) the Green is paired with steel paneling, identical to the steel flooring found on old buses and boats.  That green industrial look bears a striking resemblance to the Lower Deck of the Star Ferry and might even make a customer feel sea sick.

Vinyl couches in brown and black are found everywhere in the seating areas.  The design ethos is “nothing matches and we don’t really care”.  Even the floor tiles change colour.

There are also lockers behind the Reception Desk.  An unsuspecting customer will therefore be treated to the sight of fags changing right next to the Front Desk staff.

The Private Cubicles

The Private cubicles are a huge disappointment and were the smallest FuelMix had seen anywhere.  They really are shabby (in light blue with Star Ferry Green everywhere else, go figure……..) terrible lighting, no mirrors and a tiny shelf with grubby plastic boxes of condoms.  Pick up the lube from the Reception Counter.  They have tiny little double doors that really make them look like closets.  Very uninviting.

The Wet Areas

The Wet Areas are adequately lit and claustrophobic.  The larger Wet Area with more showers and the Dry Sauna – that Star Ferry Green and steel again -  can be closed off.  For some bizarre reason, the toilets are in Navy Blue.

There’s a general feeling of grubbiness in the Wet Area.  If a fag has seen the showers in Galaxy or QQ Fitness – and they’re really grubby – KK Fitness is on a larger scale.

Coming up in K K Fitness 3: The Clientele 

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K K Fitness 1

16th Floor, Block A, Fuk Lok Building (Fortuna Building)
19 - 21 Jordan Road
Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR : Jordan Station, Exit A

Tel: 2388 3931

Note:

1. Not open 24 hours, closes at Midnight;
2. Take the lift to the 15th Floor and walk up one floor;

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Getting There

1.  Take the MTR to Jordan Station and then take Exit A.  This emerges onto Jordan Road, close to the corner with Nathan Road.  Yue Wah Department Store will be on your LEFT as you emerge from Exit A.

2.  From Exit A, face RIGHT and walk just a few steps along Jordan Road, keeping your eyes peeled for a narrow entrance to a non-descript beige building on your right, with steps leading upstairs.

3.  You'll know you've got the right building if you see the sign for Ginza Hotel and other "Hotels".  These are some of the famous "Love Hotels" that charge for every 2 hours, but will also allow overnight stays. These hotels are frequently used by str8s, as well as Mainland Chinese gay-for-pay hustlers.

4.  Enter the building and take the stairs to the Mezzanine floor (Don't bother looking at the Building Directory - KK Fitness is not listed).

5.  Face LEFT and climb some more steps to get to a Thai Restaurant.  The narrow Lift Lobby is on your RIGHT.

6.  Take the lift to the 15th Floor.

Note: as at the date of writing this, the staircases, the lobby and the lifts are being renovated. So you'll see the scaffolding.


Getting To KK Fitness

Exit the lift on the 15th Floor.  The entire floor is a Love Hotel.  Take a peek at the gaudiness and like FuelMix, you might be lucky enough to hear the copulating thrusts, moans and screams of happy couples.

Directly opposite the lift is a fire door with bare cement steps leading upstairs.  There's a small sign that says "K K" - and a larger photocopied one warning that anyone caught urinating on the steps will be reported to the Police.

Climb the stairs and at the top, there will be a curtained entrance.  That's K K.

Push through the curtains and face LEFT.  The Reception Desk is some distance ahead.

Pay HK$50.00 and get 2 green towels.

Coming up in K K Fitness Club 2: The Decor & The Layout.

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