Gay Sauna Etiquette 6

So There's No Downside In A Gay Sauna ?

Of course there is.

1.  You can show up on a dead nite. 

In Fagland "dead" has several meanings:

• there's hardly anyone there;
• there's nobody hot enough for you;
• people are there but engaging in Stand & Model or other attitudinal shit;
• you're not getting the action that you specifically want;
• somebody really died because of a drug overdose.

2.  You can be the subject of Aversion and Avoidance 

For all their bullshit about "Diversity" and "Acceptance" fags excel in this tactic.  In some saunas, both in Asia and the West, it can be utterly brutal, degrading and demoralizing.  It can be just one person, a clique, or the stampeding herd that fashions itself as the collective arbiter of who's hot and who's not.

Common methods of A & A in a Gay Sauna:

(1)  Implicit Racism - recognized for years by non-whites and foreigners in the West. Repeatedly (and fraudulently) denied by the whites on the grounds of "preference".  Unfortunately for them, as Asia becomes more noticeable, the shoe is on the other foot. Clientele in Asian saunas have been known to engage in reciprocal racism towards Whites. Effectively it's a form of shunning.  The fag is deemed not to exist.

(2)  Avoidance of Eye Contact - sometimes going so far as to shield their face.

(3)  The Fag Head Swivel (which may or may not be accompanied by the sound *TSK* uttered with an unmistakeable degree of contempt)

(4)  Running Out Of The Steam Room - as soon as you enter.

(5)  Running Out Of The Dry Sauna - as soon as you enter.

(6)  Storming Out Of The Jacuzzi - as soon as you enter. A technique perfected in the West against non-whites and now being widely copied in Asia.

(7)  Turning Their Back On You In The Shower - sometimes, this may be necessary e.g. to send a clear message to a groping fag who can't take a polite "No Thanks".

(8)  Shoving Your Hand Away When Touched - That's the clearest rejection signal.  Move on to another fag.

(9)  Snide Remarks About You To Others As You Pass By - This can be really nasty - if you don't speak the language.  If you do, then do what FuelMix did to a chink fag in the West who tried that stunt and muttered something interesting about FuelMix to a chink buddy.  FuelMix throttled him while speaking to him in chink.

The other white customers were aghast, the chink fag was mortified not expecting that a foreigner would speak chink.  He and his buddy got dressed and left.

If you do catch something nasty said about you, do what FuelMix does. Go up to the fag and say, "I'm thrilled you're talking about me, coz I'm absolutely worth it.  I can't thank you enough for spreading the word about me".  White fags in particular, don't know which way to look after that one.

(10)  The Emotionally Wounded Fag - These guys just don't handle rejection well and may throw a fit when their sexual advances are declined.  You might get a torrent of abuse together with an accusation that you cruised them first. Keep walking.  They'll make a real public show of avoiding you.

(11) The Prince Of Darkness - a fag in a private room deems you unattractive as you walk by and immediately switches off the light - only to switch it back on when you've passed his door.  One of the Western fags favourite racial profiling techniques.  FuelMix has witnessed so many Oriental fags on the receiving end of this one.

(12)  The Door Swinger - a variation of the Prince Of Darkness, the occupying fag shuts the door by swiveling his foot, then flicks his foot the other way to open it again, once you've passed by.


3.  You Can Catch A Disease

Find out for yourself.

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