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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Gay Sauna Etiquette 3

Finding Your Locker or Your Room

Warning:  It is a gross breach of etiquette to wander around a gay sauna fully dressed.  In the West, the management can and will insist that you undress first.  In Asia, you'll get dirty looks.  It won't be a good start.

The Lockers

It's perfectly fine to ask the Staff or a cute fag customer to help you find your room or locker.  In Asian saunas, because the space tends to be smaller (although that is rapidly changing in some Asian cities as Asian saunas start to compete in size and luxury with those in the West) the lockers are pretty easy to find and are usually near the entrance.  In Western saunas, you might have to walk inside a bit and frequently the lockers are in a separate area from those who have paid for a private room.

In the Locker Room area, a customer will be stared at as he undresses.  A gay sauna is a place to get naked and to size up the arriving meat.  It's kinda fun, so just flow with it.  A few brazen fags might even hit on you while they or you are undressing.  Be nice.  You have the right to accept or reject and besides, you just got in and  wanna check out the meat too.  Don't be afraid to show off your body and stash the attitude in the locker with your backpack.  Then wrap your towel, and strut...............if it's your first time and you're already being hit on by a cute fag, ask him to show you around.  It could be fun and you get to make a new buddy immediately.

The Private Rooms

If you've rented a private room, it will usually be part of a cluster of private rooms with several corridors.  Those corridors are for cruising and standing around.  They might be dimly lit compared to the Locker Room area, so let your eyes adjust to the darkness whilst looking for your room.  Don't hesitate to ask the fags standing around where your room might be.  If you show up during Blackout Nite, you'll definitely need help.  They'll happily oblige because they need to know sooner rather than later, what you look like naked.

Get into your room, turn on the lights, shut the door, get undressed, put your things away (lock them if necessary, particularly in the West) and wrap your towel (unless it's Nude Nite).  If you've hit during prime time, there will be some interesting moans and groans coming from the adjoining rooms.  It all adds to the ambience.

Then take a deep breath, open the door, dim the lights a tad, step out in the corridor and lock the door behind you.....

Congrats.........you're now a fully fledged fag in a gay sauna............what happens next??

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