Make The Call 2

Spotted on Craigslist:

twenty eight
6 '1"
one seventy-five lbs.
Bi, masculine, 7 1/2 cut
mixed guy from the states.
visiting for work.
looking for DISCREET fuck.
nothing more.

Contact me if:
you want to fuck.
if you are DISCREET
If you can send a clear body pic.

Dont contact me please if:
you need to kiss
you are looking for a relationship
you are not cool with fuck and go.
you cant send a clear body pic.
if you are not cool with a: come in, get naked, mess around, condom on, fuck and leave situation.

We will BRIEFLY discuss all the do's and donts and then get to fucking.

Be SPECIFIC and to the point when contacting.
no need to be coy or flirt or whatever. Its just two dudes getting off. thats all

your move

A successful ad?  FuelMix says Not.

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Towel Club Guys?

This from a reader:


Hey FuelMix, now that Towel Club closed down which sauna are those guys going to?

FuelMix says:  Dunno.  Heard a rumour it was Action, but find that hard to believe. Since Action is not open 24 hours, maybe they're showing up there during the weekends when it's open overnight.  If anyone would like to confirm that, or knows of any other sauna where those guys are now going, drop a line to the blog.  Enquiring fag minds want to know.

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Central Escalator 7

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

• Let's acknowledge that this is probably the longest running gay sauna in Very Rich Megacity. 
• The staff are extremely friendly and speak excellent English. 
  
• It has a devoted following.
• It is the LEAST ATTITUDINAL GAY SAUNA IN TOWN !! because it attracts a mix of nationalities and ages - local, white, foreign and tourist. Its compact space pretty much forces people to interact.  And interact, they do.  They'll be yapping in the Locker Room area, at the little porn TV nearby, just outside the showers and at the main counter.

Now..... let's call a spade a spade:

• The decor is tired and worn.  
• This place is showing its age, wear and tear and is begging for a renovation;
  
• The carpeting is perpetually damp;
• The place has a pokey feel to it; 
• Everything seems cramped;

 AND.............the place is attracting Fuglies by the bucketful.  Fugly whites, fugly chinks and fugly anything else.  The thing is, they seem nice people to talk to, they smile, they chat, they offer their e-mail addresses, utter grammatically correct compliments.  They seem pretty genuine, but completely UN-fuckable on account of being Fugly.


This is the complete opposite of what happens in other saunas around town: i.e. (hot) guys utterly untouchable, sullen and silent on account of their attitude.  In Central Escalator, the Friendly Fuglies are easy to touch and hug but not that fuck-worthy.  It's so sad when rejecting their sexual advances.  It's like having to put a puppy to sleep.  You hated having to be the one to make that decision, but there was no other viable choice at the time.  And the fugly, like the puppy, simply accepts his fate and looks at you lovingly.  It was nearly enough to make FuelMix cry and stuff an apologetic note in the fugly's locker.

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My Way Platinum Sauna 6

4th Floor, Kuo Wah Building
340 Hennessy Road
Wanchai
Hong Kong

MTR: Wanchai, Exit A4
Telephone: 25749098

Note: NOT open 24 hours, except Saturdays and Public Holidays.
Mondays - Fridays: 4pm to midnight;
Saturdays - overnite;
Sundays: 2pm to midnight (Nude)

This from a reader:

Hey FuelMix, was reading your previous reviews of this place.  GAM ABC here and your write up was pretty accurate across the board.  Dropped in mid-week evening after work.  About 16 people there.  They were dishing out small towels which could be replaced as often as needed.

Mostly skinny GAM twinks with silly attitude or giggling like school girls.  Since I'm a "banana", my Chinese isn't that great.  Once that come out there were a few snide remarks and I got shunned too. They stare like crazy but don't do anything.

Staff are friendly and polite, but these local GAMS really feel threatened.  The play rooms mostly remained empty.  Most of the action took place in that pokey dark space right at the end of the Dark Corridor.  Mostly it was guys rubbing against each other making little mewing noises sounding like kittens LOL.

Not really an inspiring place.

FuelMix says:

In the interests of accuracy, FuelMix was reliably informed that My Way Platinum Sauna gets busy on Fridays and Saturday midnight onwards.  That's when they're open overnight. The place starts filling up late in the evenings.  On those 2 nights, the place is said to be packed with 20s and 30 somethings - mainly chinks and there's said to be tons of group action.  Since FuelMix doesn't have the body clock of Paris Hilton, he's not gonna personally verify that and will leave it to some fascinated reader to drop a note to the blog.  FuelMix 's review was done on a Sunday afternoon, when there were a lot of guys there too, since it's Nude Day.

FuelMix was also reliably informed that whites do show up there now and again.  They are said to be in their late 20s to 40s.  They won't be found there as regularly as some other saunas around town, but have been known to appear around 4pm and stick around for a couple of hours.

The Wet Area and the Dark Area are large impressive spaces that do have play potential.  Perhaps as people read this blog and word gets around, the clientele will become more mixed and less standoff-ish.  Remember, after Chaps Sauna in North Point, My Way Platinum is probably the second largest space in town.

By the way, the guys who own My Way Platinum used to own Playground Sauna in Causeway Bay, which closed a few months ago.

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Gay Sauna Etiquette 6

So There's No Downside In A Gay Sauna ?

Of course there is.

1.  You can show up on a dead nite. 

In Fagland "dead" has several meanings:

• there's hardly anyone there;
• there's nobody hot enough for you;
• people are there but engaging in Stand & Model or other attitudinal shit;
• you're not getting the action that you specifically want;
• somebody really died because of a drug overdose.

2.  You can be the subject of Aversion and Avoidance 

For all their bullshit about "Diversity" and "Acceptance" fags excel in this tactic.  In some saunas, both in Asia and the West, it can be utterly brutal, degrading and demoralizing.  It can be just one person, a clique, or the stampeding herd that fashions itself as the collective arbiter of who's hot and who's not.

Common methods of A & A in a Gay Sauna:

(1)  Implicit Racism - recognized for years by non-whites and foreigners in the West. Repeatedly (and fraudulently) denied by the whites on the grounds of "preference".  Unfortunately for them, as Asia becomes more noticeable, the shoe is on the other foot. Clientele in Asian saunas have been known to engage in reciprocal racism towards Whites. Effectively it's a form of shunning.  The fag is deemed not to exist.

(2)  Avoidance of Eye Contact - sometimes going so far as to shield their face.

(3)  The Fag Head Swivel (which may or may not be accompanied by the sound *TSK* uttered with an unmistakeable degree of contempt)

(4)  Running Out Of The Steam Room - as soon as you enter.

(5)  Running Out Of The Dry Sauna - as soon as you enter.

(6)  Storming Out Of The Jacuzzi - as soon as you enter. A technique perfected in the West against non-whites and now being widely copied in Asia.

(7)  Turning Their Back On You In The Shower - sometimes, this may be necessary e.g. to send a clear message to a groping fag who can't take a polite "No Thanks".

(8)  Shoving Your Hand Away When Touched - That's the clearest rejection signal.  Move on to another fag.

(9)  Snide Remarks About You To Others As You Pass By - This can be really nasty - if you don't speak the language.  If you do, then do what FuelMix did to a chink fag in the West who tried that stunt and muttered something interesting about FuelMix to a chink buddy.  FuelMix throttled him while speaking to him in chink.

The other white customers were aghast, the chink fag was mortified not expecting that a foreigner would speak chink.  He and his buddy got dressed and left.

If you do catch something nasty said about you, do what FuelMix does. Go up to the fag and say, "I'm thrilled you're talking about me, coz I'm absolutely worth it.  I can't thank you enough for spreading the word about me".  White fags in particular, don't know which way to look after that one.

(10)  The Emotionally Wounded Fag - These guys just don't handle rejection well and may throw a fit when their sexual advances are declined.  You might get a torrent of abuse together with an accusation that you cruised them first. Keep walking.  They'll make a real public show of avoiding you.

(11) The Prince Of Darkness - a fag in a private room deems you unattractive as you walk by and immediately switches off the light - only to switch it back on when you've passed his door.  One of the Western fags favourite racial profiling techniques.  FuelMix has witnessed so many Oriental fags on the receiving end of this one.

(12)  The Door Swinger - a variation of the Prince Of Darkness, the occupying fag shuts the door by swiveling his foot, then flicks his foot the other way to open it again, once you've passed by.


3.  You Can Catch A Disease

Find out for yourself.

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Gay Sauna Etiquette 5

How Do I Get Action ?

The good news is that everybody is looking for the same thing.  The bad news is that not everyone is gonna get it.  The reality is that no matter how attractive you think you are and regardless of what the other fags tell you ("OMG....you're soooo Haaawt, you could get anyone in here...!!") you're not going to appeal to everybody.  So don't even try.

Fag nature is such that even if they find you achingly attractive, they'll turn you down just to show the other guys in the sauna that they're not desperate (they are) and you're just not that attractive - to them.  The trick is not to take anything personally, whether the compliments, or the rejections, or the cold shoulder, or the fag head swivel, or the Stand & Model.  At some level, every fag in a sauna is desperate for action.  They wouldn't be there if they weren't - even if they tell you that they're just chillin' to let the stress from the office evaporate.

So....How Do I Get Noticed ?

If you're attractive and have turned the attitude right down then:

• Expect to be followed around the sauna.  It's like a circuit.  Everybody just goes around and around looking for different hotties to follow, proposition and fuck
• Expect people to brush against you whether you're naked or wearing a towel
• Expect people to come and whisper in your ear that they think you're hot and invite you to play
• Expect to make intense eye contact
• Expect people to smile more - and a little smile from you goes a long way
• Expect people to nod in your direction to join them when you're in the porn lounges or in the Dark Area
• Expect people to touch you in the shower, the steam room the dry sauna, the jacuzzi
• Expect to be followed into the toilets
• Expect people to stop and compliment you
• Expect people to hang around outside your private room waiting for your signal 
• Do all the above to the other fags
• Play with yourself more - in the Dark Room Corridors, in the corridors near the Private Rooms, or if you're in the Private Room, turn on the light to a comfy level of brightness, open the door and get the show on the road.  If you play with yourself, they will come.........(pun intended)

A gay sauna is the place to show off. If you have the body to pull it off plus a pleasing disposition that takes things lightly,  you'll be a hit.  Sadly, there's a lot of scowling in there, simply because the fag is modelling an expression he's seen in Men's Vogue or he's pissed off that YOU'RE getting the attention and he isn't. That's the reality of a gay sauna.  No matter how tall, how hunky, how muscled the fag is, at heart he's an emotional envy-ridden pygmy.  There's nothing more pathetic than a fag throwing a hissy fit coz you scored with the hottie and he didn't.  You'll be seeing a lot of that.  Heck you may even get shoved and verbally abused out of spite.  It happened to FuelMix.


So...it's OK To Suck N' Fuck All Over The Premises?

Here are FuelMix's Rules:

• The Locker Room - a lingering kiss or a peck on the cheek. No more than that.
• The Main TV Living Room - a hug and a cuddle is good enough. People have come to chill and chat.
• The Food Counter - swipe some freebie snacks to munch in the private rooms with your buddy, or to have food sex with your buddy in the private rooms.  That can be a nutritious ton of sexy fun. Make sure you wipe up the private room afterwards.
• The Gay Sauna Gym - if it happens it happens, no one's gonna lecture you.  And besides are you seriously gonna deny that you've never fantasized about fuckin' in a gym?
• The Porn Lounges - uhhh.....yeah, you can either get publicly down n' dirty there, or get cranked up and haul your buddy to a room.  It's all good.
• The Dark Area - ditto.
• The Showers - the showers are where the fags come to cool off or clean up. Of course action (and group action) happens there too, but let the fags perform their ablutions and give you a clear signal to play.  Otherwise you'll end up being a fuckin' nuisance.  It's perfectly fine to stand nearby and ogle the hottie as he showers. Many showers in the gay saunas are set up for maximum visibility by the passing traffic.
• The Toilets - Oh yeah.....lot of fantasy sex goes on in there, particularly at the urinals and in the cubicles. Like the showers, wait for a cue.  Some fags don't like being stared at while they piss. Apparently it freezes their urethra and they just can't piss.  Guess it's a leftover from all that communal pissing in grade school and high school.
• The Glory Hole Booths - If you're gonna enter a Glory Hole Booth then DO SOMETHING in there.  Either suck, get sucked, fuck or be fucked. Remember that Glory Hole Booths are sometimes arranged next to each other, so if you don't do anything, a minimum of 3 people are affected.  That is a total waste of space and time. FuelMix has been known to bang on the doors and throw out idle occupants. (But you'd better have a ton of self-confidence to do that).
• The Steam Room, The Sauna And The Jacuzzi - Yep, and lots of it.  Group action often starts in there and moves to the rooms.
• The Corridors Near The Private Rooms - sure why not? You can block traffic, start a party, expose yourself and draw attention. What's the worst that can happen? People who wanna get past will just brush against you.
• The Private Rooms - why do you think they're called "Private Rooms" fags?
• The Terrace Or The Rooftop - check with the staff what the etiquette is.

Pretty comprehensive series huh?  FuelMix isn't done yet.

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Gay Sauna Etiquette 4

Casing The Joint

Entering a gay sauna for the very first time, or showing up at a gay sauna you've never been to, is exhilarating and disorienting.  Naked and semi-naked guys, the smell of sex and candy, boners showing through towels, the variety of guys, the gay porn, the gay mags, the gay art, the lights and the pitch darkness, the non-stop music (and in Asia.....the Karaoke.....enuff said).

Spend a little while exploring the premises.  Gay saunas are deliberately designed to confuse, confound, stimulate and titillate.  The better saunas have spent a fortune on layout, decor and facilities.  You owe it to yourself to explore in some detail (hence FuelMix's really detailed sauna reviews) because you never know around which corner the next hottie will be waiting...........for you.

Besides, once you can confidently walk around the place, the sooner you can divert your attention to the clientele -which is why you showed up in the first place.

The Layout Of  A Gay Sauna

Although the details will vary, gay saunas will usually be divided up as follows:


Reception Area - usually with freebie mags and some gay toys to buy, plus gay fliers advertising what's going on in the gay scene.

A Lounge - This is more like a Living Room with the Flat Screen TV tuned to a local or satellite channel.  It's usually well lit, homey and guys will sit around, chat there and bring their drinks there.  There might even be a fireplace for cold wet nites.  There will be some mild kissin' and cuddlin' but overt sex there is not encouraged.  There will be some light free snacks in the Lounge so help yourself.  In Asia expect to see lots of bananas and cherry tomatoes.

Food & Drinks Counter - For obvious reasons, this is pretty close to the main lounge.  Some snacks may be free, there may be free drinks machines, or the staff can whip up a snack, they may even have chefs there, or a series of menus from nearby restaurants that do take-out and delivery.


Porn Lounge(s) - These will be dimly lit.  They may have multiple screens showing gay porn, leather and vinyl sofas or reclining cushions or just wooden benches.  Guys will be standing or sitting, jacking off to the porn.  Some will make intense eye contact.  Group sex is big in there as is one-on-one action.  If you're an exhibitionist, you'll love the porn lounges.  Some of the porn lounges can be pretty large with wide benches big enough to lie on, arranged in stadium style seating  This isn't the place to make loud conversation or discuss your tax returns.


A Gym or Fitness Centre - Some saunas in the West have a full gym with machines, free weights and cardio that rivals anything a commercial gym can offer.  There can be some seriously stunning eye candy there, but since they're so busy pumping, expect the attitude to be more severe. If you've got the body, join in.  You'll get cruised in no time.  Some gay sauna gyms will allow you to work out naked, but if you are there to work out, then gym shorts and trainers would be more sensible.


Tanning Beds or Booths - These are becoming real popular these days especially in Asia.  Speak to the staff if you wanna use them.

The Wet Area - the showers, the steam room, the dry sauna, the jacuzzi, the cold plunge pool and toilets (or any combination thereof).  This is the place to be seen, to show off, to get real wet and to get real dirty.  Like the porn lounges action is accepted and encouraged.  In some saunas in the West, there is an adjacent area for Watersports and Piss Play.

The Dark Area - This will usually consist of a maze, some communal play rooms, and glory holes.  There will be a lot of people standing around waiting for someone to trigger the action.  (FuelMix is occasionally referred to as "The Party Planner" because he just hates standing around doing nothing).

Theme Rooms - Usually near or in the Dark Area, these Theme Rooms (which are available for rent or are sometimes free for anyone to walk in and use) may have slings, mirrors or an S&M theme.

A Terrace or Patio or a Roof Deck - This can be a lot of fun particularly in the West as they have rooftop barbecues, a seating area and a rooftop jacuzzi for action under the stars. Slowly this idea is catching on in Asia


The Corridors -  In the West, the private room rentals are located in the corridors. The corridors can get really crowded.  Some people with private rooms will have their doors open........why???

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Gay Sauna Etiquette 3

Finding Your Locker or Your Room

Warning:  It is a gross breach of etiquette to wander around a gay sauna fully dressed.  In the West, the management can and will insist that you undress first.  In Asia, you'll get dirty looks.  It won't be a good start.

The Lockers

It's perfectly fine to ask the Staff or a cute fag customer to help you find your room or locker.  In Asian saunas, because the space tends to be smaller (although that is rapidly changing in some Asian cities as Asian saunas start to compete in size and luxury with those in the West) the lockers are pretty easy to find and are usually near the entrance.  In Western saunas, you might have to walk inside a bit and frequently the lockers are in a separate area from those who have paid for a private room.

In the Locker Room area, a customer will be stared at as he undresses.  A gay sauna is a place to get naked and to size up the arriving meat.  It's kinda fun, so just flow with it.  A few brazen fags might even hit on you while they or you are undressing.  Be nice.  You have the right to accept or reject and besides, you just got in and  wanna check out the meat too.  Don't be afraid to show off your body and stash the attitude in the locker with your backpack.  Then wrap your towel, and strut...............if it's your first time and you're already being hit on by a cute fag, ask him to show you around.  It could be fun and you get to make a new buddy immediately.

The Private Rooms

If you've rented a private room, it will usually be part of a cluster of private rooms with several corridors.  Those corridors are for cruising and standing around.  They might be dimly lit compared to the Locker Room area, so let your eyes adjust to the darkness whilst looking for your room.  Don't hesitate to ask the fags standing around where your room might be.  If you show up during Blackout Nite, you'll definitely need help.  They'll happily oblige because they need to know sooner rather than later, what you look like naked.

Get into your room, turn on the lights, shut the door, get undressed, put your things away (lock them if necessary, particularly in the West) and wrap your towel (unless it's Nude Nite).  If you've hit during prime time, there will be some interesting moans and groans coming from the adjoining rooms.  It all adds to the ambience.

Then take a deep breath, open the door, dim the lights a tad, step out in the corridor and lock the door behind you.....

Congrats.........you're now a fully fledged fag in a gay sauna............what happens next??

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Gay Sauna Etiquette 2

Before You Show Up

• Read the Gay Sauna Reviews (especially the ones FuelMix has done)
• Have Google Maps on your smart phone (FuelMix has put Google Maps on his sauna reviews)
• Call for their opening hours
• Ask if they have a Theme Nite 
• Ask the best times to show up
• Ask if they require membership or if anyone can show up (some saunas in the West run a dual policy simultaneously)
• If you're a tourist say so and enquire for a tourist discount

When You Show Up

• Tell them you called
• Ask how much to get in
• Remind them you're a tourist and ask for a better deal if appropriate
• Some saunas particularly in the West have different rates for private rooms and lockers.  In Asian saunas, the customer pays for a locker rental and gets to play in the private rooms
• If they require membership, ask if there's an "Anonymous Policy" and how much the rate for that is. Asian saunas tend to be more discreet than Western saunas and don't usually have such a formal distinction
• Ask how many hours you can stay for.  Even if a sauna is open 24 hours, a customer will be allowed to stay up to e.g. 10 hours, or 8 hours or 6 hours.  After that, he wishes to stay on, he will have to pay again
• If you show up at Lunch Time, ask if they have a Lunch Time Rate.  Some saunas will do a 2 hour Dip N' Dash during those periods.  Perfect for the busy, horny professional
• Check again on what the Theme Nite is.  Most saunas will have it posted near the Front Desk
• Ask if they have In & Out privileges.  A lot of saunas in Asia and the West have them but they don't advertise it.  In Out privilege allows a customer to step out for a couple of hours for a smoke or a pizza, without giving up their locker or their room.  Provided them come back within 2 or 3 hours, there's no extra charge to re-enter.
• If it's Small Towel Nite, ask how much extra to pay for a larger towel
• Smile nicely to the Staff.  You might get to fuck them after their shift

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Gay Sauna Etiquette 1

FuelMix was not surprised to observe the massive popularity of his gay sauna reviews.  However, he was not expecting readers to the blog who appeared as a result of the Google search words, "gay sauna etiquette".

FuelMix realized he might have put the cart before the horse.  It was all very well to publish encyclopedic detail of what to find in a gay sauna ostensibly aimed at the confident gay man who knew what to do.  But what about those fags, quasi-fags, wannabe fags and fags-in-denial who hadn't a clue what to do once they got there?

There appear to be 5 categories of hapless fags:

The Tourist Fag - He just needs a refresher course on gay sauna etiquette, with reference to the local jurisdiction;

Barely Legal Age Twinks - massively horny to dip their boner into a hot tub and see who else is chillin'.  If they haven't yet developed an attitude, they can be kinda fun to run into in a gay sauna.  These guys are like puppies - they'll wag their tail at anyone.  And sometimes that's the problem.

Miserably Married Fags - Who've admitted to themselves that they can only eat fish if it's on a plate - even if they haven't yet told the clitoris and the kids.  Most are lousy cocksuckers.  But some are spectacular pigs, at both ends, once they release their Inner Man Pussy they always knew they had;

Terrified Suffocating Closet Bisexuals - Why does FuelMix say they are suffocating? They're caught somewhere between hetero, metro and homo.  They'll come with all the usual descriptive tags - str8 looking, str8 acting, masculine, wax their back, trim their chest hair and pubes, go for facials, be part time models, suit and tie professionals with a jawline.  Problem is they're stuck to a clitoris.  She could be hot, but secretly they crave more than that - and only another man can give it to them.  Why are they terrified? They've got high paying jobs, often they're in their early 30s, they hit the gym, they may have even started a family.  They're hot, they know it, and they're fuckin' scared.  They can easily be spotted on the street, pretending not to cruise. (Hint: as soon as they make eye contact, they'll look at their feet.  A real fag would swivel his head).


Itinerant Fags On Business Trips - These are the ones FuelMix utterly loathes.  They can be yuppie, middle aged or elderly.  Back in their dog park, these fools are the str8, gin-swilling pillars of the Anglican church.  Often they'll be Rotary Club members, Freemasons, Committee Member of this or that, "masculine jock professional", "former college athlete","family values/love my wife guy"  blah, blah, blah.... But........buy them a Business Class ticket and watch them crank out the ads on Craigslist - complete with naked faceless pic taken in the reflection of the hotel bathroom mirror.  When they leave town and head home to the clitoris, expect them to post a final ad giving their flight number or the airline Business Class Lounge where they'll be lurking. FuelMix wrote about these shitheads in his brilliant posts, "Yeah I'm Straight" and "The Vow".  These guys, fags to the core, can be very duplicitous.

The fascinated reader will have realized that not only are these categories distinct, but they also merge.  For example:

• a Barely Legal Aged Twink can be on his way to becoming a Terrified Suffocating Closet Bisexual
• a Terrified Suffocating Closet Bisexual can also be a Miserably Married Fag
• a Miserably Married Fag can also be an Itinerant Fag On A Business Trip
• an Itinerant Fag On A Business Trip can also be a Terrified Suffocating Closet Bisexual

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Flip Jacks 2

In an earlier post also entitled Flip Jacks, FuelMix made the following comments about Filipino fags and the apparent embarrassment they face in describing their nationality:

For a nation whose main exports are domestic helpers, janitors, nurses, whores, bar waitresses, nightclub musicians and theme park dancers, the embarrassment might be understandable.  But in Fagland, it's taken to deceptive extremes.  So deceptive that the average Flip fag will grab any nationality other than his own. They can range from anything from Thai, to Malay, to "Asian-Spanish" (that description is particularly favoured on the West Coast) to "Latin American" (dicey and risks being equated to ugly Hondurans) all the way to "Asian-Latin" (which in FuelMix's book, is pretty much, "WTF"...?)

FuelMix maintains that prior to the Spanish colonization of the Philippines, the indigenous people were a mixture of Melanesian, Micronesian and Dravidian. Nothing wrong with that.  Those whose ancestors fucked a white Spanish spawned some better looking types at least according to Western tastes. (Incidentally, it is claimed that the Spanish who settled there described themselves as "Filipinos" and that term stuck).  The vast majority continued to fuck their Melanesian, Micronesian and Dravidian friends and spawned the standard looking Flip.

The point being made is that neither Melanesian, Micronesian nor Dravidian is Asian in the Oriental sense.  So even if the Flip fag claims to have Spanish blood, he's still going to have to come up with something better than "Asian-Spanish" in order to avoid the embarrassment of being labelled "Filipino".

For a thought-proving read check out Yahoo Answers,  If Filipinos are Asian AND Spanish mix then what kind of Asian were we before the Hispanics came in....Chinese? 

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Gay Middle East 2

Check out this link to a pretty interesting site GayMiddleEast.com

Also check out the article from that site dated 10 April 2010 entitled Bing censoring non-pornographic LGBT searches in 22 Arabic speaking countries

The curious result is that it would appear that FuelMix's liberal use of the English words "fag", "fags" and "faggots" (which he uses to make a point)  allows this blog (for the moment) to show up on Bing's search results in the Middle East.

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ABC Sauna 6

This from a reader:

At first I thought your last review of ABC sounded too harsh so I dropped in to check it out. Guess you were right.  This place had a wierd vibe and lousy music.  The GAMs were sullen - wouldn't say they were attractive even though they seem to be in their 20s and 30s and the place really does get ugly Filipinos who just stand around and glare.  Didn't enjoy it at all.  There were a few whites there who looked really pissed off.

It just doesn't seem to be the place to click with people.  Totally different from Alexander.

FuelMix says:  Thanks for the update.

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Crazed Gangbang Stuffing 2

Not content with having fucked up Western economies with cheap money, toxic debt instruments, unintelligible derivatives, false credit ratings, deflation (and the specter of inflation or worse, hyperinflation), Wall Street's White Trash are heading to Asia quietly bringing their shit with them..........

And that shit is none other that "High Frequency Trading" or "HFT" or "Flash Trading".  FuelMix wrote about this and its similarity to gay porn in the post entitled Crazed Gangbang Stuffing 1. 29 June 2010. Apparently the financial site, Zero Hedge, in the article, "Bank Of America Now Proudly Exporting HFT Market Death And Destruction To Asia" dated 30 August 2010, takes an equally dim view (without referring to gay porn).

Let's get a few things clear fags.

1. Flash Trading, contrary to the glib assertions of its snake oil salesmen, does NOT increase market liquidity.  It increases the risk of market congestion and electronic failure.
2. Flash Trading is nothing more than blocking your opponents quotes, by inserting your own quotes, at a rate of several thousand per second.
3. The stated objective of Flash Trading is to exploit market movement.  The reality is that it distorts the market by stuffing  false quotes that are then effectively abandoned.  It's illegal.
4. It's another example of the markets being rigged.
5. HFT is a prime front-running scam.
6. The sheer volume of HFT is intended to put it beyond regulatory supervision.

So why is this relevant to fags? Simple really.  One reason is financial, the other reason is geo-political.

Financially, any fag with a net worth is nervously watching the markets -  particularly those fags in Asia with mandatory provident funds or superannuation funds. Their retirement savings are in the market being "professionally" managed (note the quotes) by "experts".  Effectively, the fags with the savings have become reluctant investors in the market, handing over their hard earned cash to cocaine-snorting fuckwits to play with, churn, suck commissions from - and now, Flash Trade.

With world financial markets on a knife edge, the last thing Asia needs, is a white method of scammy trading that is nothing more than a fast paced trap and flashy toy.

Geo-politically, whites hate Asians.  They won't say it publicly but they hate the idea of some bad-breathed yellow slant or curry-reeking fudge being better educated, worldly and rich.  It's too early to start a war, but Flash Trading is a great vanguard attack to destabilize Asian stock markets.  After all, with the price of gold so high (despite well documented rigging to crush it) why not cause a flash trade triggered meltdown in Asian stocks, force gold-loving Asians to sell gold to cover their margin calls and thereby hammer stocks, the gold price and the retirement funds of Asians?  Pretty cool huh?

Bastards.

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