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Friday, September 23, 2016

Principles of Faggotry 6

For all the cardio classes that fags attend at the gyms in Fagland, the real aerobics they engage in consist of:

  • Warming up to someone in 5 minutes;
  • Pushing one's luck;
  • Spinning a lie;
  • Stretching the truth;
  • Kicking a relationship;
  • Jumping to conclusions;
  • Skipping town;
  • Cross-Training their excuses
  • Dodging responsibility;
  • Sweating like a pig when caught;
  • Cooling off from someone after 10 minutes;
Originally published 9 February 2010
Republished 13 August 2014 | 23 September 2016

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