That's What I Said, Fag

Every piece of communications technology in the last 120 years, has made it easier to lie. Think about it: Morse Code, radio transmissions, telephone, photocopier, telex, fax, e-mail, instant messaging, laptop, cell fone, pager, Blackberry, Palm Pilot, imaging software, digicam, webcam, handycam, WiFi smartphone, tablet..........and now, the news that Twitter is awash with not only fake accounts, but fake robotic accounts that appear to tweet at each other, retweet, follows other accounts (and get followed in return) - all for the purpose of promoting somebody to "trending" status - for a fee of course. See the Wall Street Journal Report entitled, Inside a Twitter Robot Factory, dated 24 November 2013..

So........ fags have a double problem when it comes to lying – themselves and technology. One is ingrained, the other is facilitative. What makes fags such spectacularly proficient liars is a product of their background and their environment.

The combination of themselves and technology acts as a double filter. It frustrates the immediate casual hookup online (how many times have you seen stupidly worded ads like "lets do it!"; "if it comes to it"; “no endless e-mail tags”?) and it inhibits the development of long term relationships. Every fag knows that a portable piece of technology offers them the get-out they need at a moment's notice.

(If evidence is required of a triple problem, we can say: fags, technology and interceptive surveillance. The latter now found, apparently by default, on every computer since 1999 and now well entrenched on every social networking site, Android and iOS smartphone and tablet. A surveillance agency, so inclined, can tamper and alter with your messaging, e-mails and for that matter, your voice..........)

It could be said that the most successful and upfront way of getting meat, is on the street - on your feet, face to face, man to man - no techno toys, no pixels and photoshopping, no call-blocking, no texted lame excuses. Only problem is.........the fag will lie to your face. Conventional Faggotry will never admit that the personally ingrained trait of lying and the technologically facilitative means of lying can - and do - operate independently and together.

The irony is that right now, so many fags take their smartphones to bed with them, surfing, texting, e-mailing and tweeting online till they fall asleep.  It's the closest they'll get to a (virtual) man - if they're honest with themselves.

Originally published 1 May 2006
Amended and Republished 25 November 2013

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