Beauty And The Bouncer
Apparently being built and handsome can be an occupational hazard. Or so thought a certain closet fag who works as a bouncer at a club, but also mooches as a hustler.
It’s assumed that a built dude working as a bouncer, would be expected to carry out the duties expected of his position, namely, screen those wishing to enter, turf out the drunks, crowd control, breaking up fights……
It’s assumed that a built dude working as a bouncer, would be expected to carry out the duties expected of his position, namely, screen those wishing to enter, turf out the drunks, crowd control, breaking up fights……
Did FuelMix mention breaking up fights?...............
Apparently one night, when said closet fag / hustler / bouncer was on duty, fisticuffs broke out in the club between 2 rival groups. The lights came on, the DJ appealed for calm, the other bouncers swarmed them and things got physical for a few minutes. Punches flew, some blood was spilt, shirts got torn, the protagonists were duly softened up then unceremoniously ejected onto the street.
Everybody saw and heard what was happening. There was a round of applause for the bouncers, who then turned to congratulate each other…which is when they found out one of them was missing...
The closet fag / hustler bouncer was found attempting to sneak out from under the pool table in the corner, not a hair out of place. He claims he was “pushed and kicked” under the pool table, but there were no marks on him or on is clothes. That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
He was fired on the spot.
Shortly afterwards, he was seen leaving the club, with an older male, (known to frequent hustlers), discreetly following him.
Originally published 21 January 2008
Republished 18 November 2013
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