Here's Looking At You

It's 1:45am, you're not exactly tired, but you're still awake. There's a buzz in your head from your choice of chem du jour. Yeah, you're loins are twitching, but so are your nerves. After all, your fingers were flying off the keyboard and there's that faint throb of incipient carpal tunnel syndrome that you'd rather ignore.

One hand moves up and down your shaft to keep it lubed and on standby. The other hand meanders your mouse. Your life's a crock and your idea of rationality is to buy peripherals from Logitech.

Like a gambler sinking in Vegas, you go for broke. Pounding out your most explicit ad yet, you throw it onscreen. Your eyes glaze as it shrieks back at you. Deep in your gut, you know you're the only one who'll ever reply to it.

Originally published 30 April 2006
Republished 1 December 2013 | 23 October 2016

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