Scared Of The Dark ?

Well, well, well.......seems that chinks aren't the only ones online stuffing their ethnicity under a cloak of anonymity and self-righteous indignation.

Niggas are in on it too - especially those niggas hanging their profiles out to dry in online chat rooms here in Very Rich Megacity.

Preferred modus operandi:
"I'm American";
"I'm American from NYC" (translation: that place is crawling with niggas and you should know that);
"I'm American from Chicago" ( translation: I'm one of those wannabe nigga thugz you see on down low gay porn);

The throwaway line comes at the end of the pvt chat and goes something like this:
"BTW I'm black";
" U know I'm black rite?";
"U OK with black guys?"

When asked why the "black" isn't publicly mentioned, nigga says nothing or clicks off.

C'mon nigga, if it's sympathy you want then FuelMix will give you a cup of tea, a hug and send you back to the plantation.

But if it's respect you want from others, give it to yourself first.

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Muddying The Waters

So let's see.....fags are screaming for Gay Marriage, str8s are screaming for Civil Partnerships (or Civil Unions).  It doesn't make sense does it?  There's no shortage of "consultations" going on in the white countries attempting to make sense of their unraveling demographics, soaring divorce rates and clamour for social change.

It totally boggles FuelMix's pretty head why fuckin' fags would wanna run into the collapsing institution of Gay Marriage and the religious baggage that carries.  It is absolutely clear to FuelMix that there will have to be a new relationship paradigm to deal with Breeders and Fags.  God....FuelMix has jumped up and down in this blog  about the need for Civil Union for fags that he's getting totally sick of saying it anymore.

Just do away with "Marriage" and have Civil Unions for str8s AND fags.  OK ??

Jeez......... it is so fuckin' clear to FuelMix, what is wrong with you people?

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Fuck Your Pension

.......and your health insurance too.....

The assorted trash of socialist pinkos in God's Own Country are copying the Arabs that they so loathe, by raging in the casbahs of their downward-spiralling urban ghettos.

And why is that?

Well fags it's quite simple, really.  Many states and municipalities in God's Own Country are broke.  They invested large chunks of their state pension plans in the snake-oil real estate derivatives of Fraud Street,  the housing market tanked, their tax revenues fell,  people lost their homes and their jobs, their local economies crashed, their local banks failed.......and oh yeah......those fancy derivatives with which Fraud Street fucked their throats......they're worth zero now.......which translates into billions of bucks of real losses for the state of your choice.

Fraud Street is of course laughing all the way to the banks which they control, because even though their accounting is fake, they've been guaranteed to be "Too Big Too Fail" (translation: "Too Big To Jail").  In the meantime, discontent simmers amongst the middle and lower classes who are seeing not only their personal civil liberties eroded but now, their collective bargaining rights in trade unions.

And why is that?

Think about it fag.  If the local state, your employer, is broke and the local economy is shit, a working fag's pension is a crack-pipe dream. In other words, fags, your pension is going to be pulled from under you, your payments towards it will go up dramatically, your entitlement to it will be legislated away and by the time you're ready to retire, the pension will have vapourized.

Same goes for health insurance.

Now you know why the World Management Team intend to remove collective bargaining, and ultimately, the right to strike.

And the same thing is gonna happen in the European Union.

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How Gay Do You Want It ?

According to urban legend flamboyance, effeminacy, a lisp, a limp-wristed gait, a penchant for Broadway show tunes, opera and Barbra Streisand songs are individually, or in combination, the hallmarks of a fag.

So it's no surprise that fags fabricated the notion of "str8 acting str8 looking".  FuelMix has previously  written about the stupidity of that phrase.

In some countries being gay, or being suspected of being gay, can be fatal or result in persecution and imprisonment.  There's a steady stream of fags seeking asylum in the West and one of the hoops they have to jump through, is the immigration interview.

In that bastion of human freedoms **ahem** a.k.a. God's Own Country, reports are emerging that immigration officers are looking for evidence of "gayness" from applicants seeking asylum on the grounds that their sexuality would leave them liable to persecution at home.   The rationale being that if a fag "doesn't look obviously gay", then he doesn't need to be given asylum and can be deported to his home country.  His obviously str8 looking demeanour will be sufficient there not to have him killed.

This has led to some curious behaviour at immigation interviews.  It ranges from lawyers advising gay asylum seekers to totally camp it up, feathered boas and all, to unemployed married heterosexuals passing themselves off as gay complete with maps of the Gay Pride route in their city.

Conversely, it has also led to gays being told not to bother with seeking asylum since the countries from which they're coming already have Gay Pride, drag queens and Circuit Parties - notwithstanding that they've been bashed, persecuted, forced to perform oral sex on the Police just to avoid being arrested and harassed at work.

Check out the report in the New York Times dated 28 January 2011 entitled, Gays Seeking Asylum in U.S. Encounter a New Hurdle.

So the irony is that in "free" countries in the West, a fag has everything to gain by being str8 looking str8 acting, whereas a fag seeking asylum in the West has everything to lose by not being gay enough.


Picture it. The new generation of Craigslist M2M ads would look like this:

"Really gay looking and gay acting, complete with mannerisms, hissy fits, squeals of laughter and a propensity to cross dress (pending asylum interview).  Thereafter, str8 looking str8 acting masculine dude with Green Card."

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Here It Comes

If ever proof were needed that the World Management Team intends to turn Western society into a herd of drug-fucked Sheeple, here it is........No doubt aided and abetted by the drug cartels and the Gay Mafia, witness the latest stunt by the politically correct attemptng to ensure that Ecstacy is consumed "safely".

A leaflet has been produced, to be circulated at raves and circuit parties, advising on how to consume Ecstacy.

As reported by CBS Los Angeles on 7 February 2011  Buzz Kill: LA CountyWants You To Take Ecstacy Safely  The Leaflet reproduced in the report is worth reading for the sheer giggle value.Wanna tell a fag not to stack on Ecstacy?  As Spongebob would say, "Well, good luck with that....."

For average urban fags, such "Harm Reduction" is a dance anthem to their ears. Heck they lost the chance (for the moment) to legalize Pot in the Not So Golden State.  Whichever way one cuts through it, Ecstacy is now being officially peddled.

It's only a matter of time before the utterly manipulated fag culture starts clamouring for the simulatenous legalization of pot and Ecstacy.

Afterall, the glowstick at the circuit party has to be accessorized with something.

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Gay Sauna Etiquette 13

It Isn't All About The Fucking

As gay men, we should be more flexible than that, and reorient our thinking to an attitude of: Sex includes any physical contact that is erotically stimulating.

It doesn't always have to focus on our dicks, and it doesn't always have to lead to orgasm. We're attracted to men, so let's enjoy the entire male body. You can have a beautiful, even spiritual encounter (FuelMix – snickers) by spending a couple of hours passionately making out, or touching/licking each other's bodies in sensitive areas like the feet or armpits or ears or inner thighs, or massaging each other, or rubbing dicks together while staring in each other's eyes, or doing some role playing, or thousands of other things.

These acts can be just as hot and satisfying asa cold, impersonal fuck. These things will be much less likely to cause a trip to an STD clinic! Don’t limit yourself. Be imaginative about what sex could be rather than mindlessly imitating the sex in porn flicks.

FuelMix says:

Agreed.


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Gay Sauna Etiquette 12

Respect The Other Fag's Humanity

Don't just think of him as an object for your own pleasure, and don't assume things about him because of his racial or ethnic background. If you go with this conscious attitude, I have found that most men will instantly recognize it and you will both have a much more satisfying encounter.

Also, if you carry yourself in this way, you'll be perceived as more approachable, and therefore it will be much easier to attract men to hook up with you in the first place.

You can have the hottest face or most chiseled body but if your attitude sucks, you're either going to strike out or you're only going to attract men who have low self esteem, and either way you probably won't have much fun.

Carry yourself in a way that's genuine, confident, warm, and personable, and you'll probably do just fine.

FuelMix says:

Agreed.  He's written about this before in this blog too.  Unfortunately, fags are burdened by 3 traits that show up in a sauna: "preferences,"  Revenge and Drug-fucked.

"Preferences" - Thank the white fag for coming up with this politically correct monstrosity that is undoubtedly a justification for the racism experienced by many oriental and foreign guys at the sauna.  The cynically covert levels at which this is carried out is astounding.  FuelMix has written about this under the Gay Racism Label as well as earlier segments of the Gay Sauna Etiquette series.

While some fags genuinely search for the humanity behind the dick, most are too busy mentally ticking off the visual criteria.  So many men, so little time.............. equals major attitude.

Revenge - Oriental and foreign fags are fighting back and shunning whites in the sauna in a far more aggressive fashion.  This is particularly noticeable amongst those who lived in the West and experienced white fag's behaviour.  "Humanity" be damned.  If the shoe fits, wear it.

Drug-Fucked - Need FuelMix say anymore?  If the fag is incapable of being cognizant of his surroundings when he's on meth, cocaine, poppers and Viagra how do you expect him to search for and respect the other fag's humanity?

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Gay Sauna Etiquette 11

A reader sent in a long e-mail commenting on aspects of gay sauna etiquette.  FuelMix has split this into a number of posts to make it easier to read. (the comments have also been edited for brevity and clarity).

Gay Sauna For A Psychological Connection

The best way to behave toward other people is to treat them the way that we would like to be treated. This is just as true in a gay sauna, where everyone is there to fulfill specific psychological needs. If it was simply a matter of feeling horny, you could easily just jerk off alone in the privacy of your home.

The reason a man goes to a gay sauna is because he desires to make a genuine connection with another man, and to seek out whatever tangible or intangible qualities that he perceives he's lacking in himself. That connection can take a lot of forms, but it's the one common need we all share when we go to the sauna.

FuelMix says: 

You are confusing 2 things: horniness and the need to make a psychological connection.  A fag does NOT go to a gay sauna to make a genuine psychological connection with another man. Whilst it is true (and well documented) that many fags experience a form of nirvana in another man’s embrace in a gay sauna, the fact remains that they know comparatively little about the man they’re with at that point in time. 

Therein lies the attraction: the erotic paradox of quasi-anonymous sex and that profound – but fleeting – sensation of man2man intimacy.

In the dim lights, the throbbing music, the stench of poppers and the scent of testosterone, a horny fag can, and will, say anything just to keep that “connection” – at least until he runs into the next hot guy in the corridor, or when the bright lights of the shower flush his illusions down the drain.

Think about it.  If you were right, then every gay sauna would simply be filled with committed monogamous couples who had made “a connection”.

Instead, the gay sauna is filled with closet queens, terrified bisexuals, attitudinal jocks, Miserably Married Fags, stressed-out office queers, hustlers, drug-fucked fags, horny tourists passing thru town, gym dudes looking to be worshipped or fucked, fags-in-denial, twink fags coming out blah blah blah………..

With all that baggage, the only “connection” they can successfully make is to fit the key into the locker.

Sorry buddy.  Totally disagree with you on that one.  The “need” for a psychological connection is utterly incompatible with the rampant promiscuity and the emotional baggage that is the fundamental bases of a gay sauna.

Were it otherwise, then every gay sauna would be offering counselling and therapy to a fag before they hit the showers.

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The Poppers Story

"Michael Rumaker, in his classic book A day and a Night at the Baths, describes the tubs as "permeated with that particularly inert, greasy odor of poppers. Wherever you went, the musky chemical smell of it was constantly in your nostrils." He found himself heading to the single, small window, in order to gasp a few breaths of "something other than the cold, kerosene smell of amyl."

------Ian Young, "The Poppers Story - The Rise And Fall And Rise of the Gay Drug" , featured on Duesberg on AIDS

An absolutely riveting narrative covering the last 40 years of poppers use from gay men to soldiers and back to gay men - from Vietnam, the CIA, the Mafia, to enhanced Poppers, the refusal of the FDA to act, gay research on the chilling health effects of poppers, how poppers manufacturers threatened and forced the gay media to advertise, the use of Death and Sexual imagery in poppers advertising, the role of poppers in Kaposi's Sarcoma one of the tell-tale sign of AIDS.

And here's the classic:

"Burroughs Wellcome, of course, the original manufacturers of poppers, went on to fame and fortune with its monopoly on another fine product, the highly-toxic 'anti-AIDS' drug AZT."

Click on the link above and get a fuckin' education faggot.  

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Gay Sauna Etiquette 10

I've played with a hot guy at the sauna a few times.  When I show up and he's there, I feel he expects me to play with him while I'd rather be cruising for new guys to sample.  I don't want to feel obligated to play with the same guy all the time, but I don't want to hurt his feelings because he is really hot and seems a nice person.


How do I handle this?

The fact that you may have a regular sex buddy ready, willing and able to play with you when you just happen to show up at the sauna should be taken as a compliment.  He obviously thinks you're worth his time.  You'd be a fool to treat him like shit.

Remember also the fundamental purpose of a gay sauna. It's a place where men meet to have sex with men on a quasi-anonymous basis.  It's never as anonymous as it's made out to be in gay porn - for the simple reason that each sauna attracts a core of regulars.  After a while it's pretty easy to figure out who's who by appearance and ultimately by name, phone number and e-mail (what they're into, their kinks, their perversions....)

Each guy has the right to decide who he's gonna play with each time he shows up at the sauna.  The fact that your regular sex buddy seems to have decided you're it, does not put you under any obligation to agree.  The way to deal with it is to be open, friendly and honest next time he drops hints and you feel like cruising around for fresh meat.

Try this:

Wow!! I always feel so flattered when you notice me and come up to me.  Let's sit down somewhere while we chat and cuddle.  I like spending time with you - but I never want you to feel that you have to play with me just because I'm around.  You're waaay hot and can get anyone you want..........c'mon I'll get you a drink.......[in the course of the conversation, gently insert requests like, "Would you mind if I walked around to see who's here today?"  or, "Shall we walk around together and see who's available? If you run into someone you like, just go ahead and play" or "I'm feeling horny....let's play a little with the door open and see who else wants to join in...."]

FuelMix has a golden rule of always - and he means always - sparing a little time for guys he's played with on more than one occaison.  It shows class and good breeding. Not only that it's a great way of getting urban faggotry info, ( blog material heheheheh......) and introductions to other hot guys....... plus group action where you're regular sauna buddy also gets to play.

It's a Win Win situation, handled correctly.

But since the average urban drug-fucked fag is such an ill-mannered asshole who has an asshole, expect FuelMix's recommendation to be ignored.

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ABC Sauna 8

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500

It had been sometime since FuelMix had anything good to say about this place, so in the interests of fairness and accuracy, he dropped in for an update around 7pm mid-week.

Either he timed it right, or it was just an aberration, but the place was full of really friendly fags cooing and pawing at FuelMix.  He found himself the centre of circles of conversations and invitations into the Dark Room.  The majority were chinks from here in Very Rich Megacity of varying body types, but there was also an interesting selection of fags from Taiwan, some of whom were quite attractive and athletic.  There were also a couple of Jap fags.  Everyone seemed in the mood to play.  In fact, while FuelMix was chilling on the bench in the Locker Room, 2 fags came over, sat on either side of him and started hugging and nibbling him.

Honestly, FuelMix wasn't expecting to say anything great about the place, given his previous reviews, but for the record, it was a very pleasant encounter this time around.

Just A Peek

Very little is known about gay life in Brunei, an independent - and very rich - Sultinate.  So little, that it took until now for the University of Brunei Darussalam to present a working paper titled, "Gay in Brunei Darussalam: an intitial observation".

The study is based on a small sampling of 29 gay men, almost half of whom claimed they belonged to "gay clubs" - informal groupings by which they could meet other gay guys or paid money boys $400.00 a pop for sex.  As a predominantly Muslim society, the idea of having an urban gay bar is taboo.  They're not supposed to drink either.  (Years ago when FuelMix flew on Royal Brunei Airlines, they didn't have any alcoholic drinks on board.  Try getting drunk on tomato juice on a night flight and see how irritated you get come sunrise).

Curiously some of the respondents in the sampling said they were "influenced by their friends" to live a gay lifestyle. No idea what the hell that means but presumably it falls somewhere between "gay by design" and "gay by duress".

Still it's an interesting peek into a deeply closeted sub-culture facing a number of constraints.  Check out the article in AsiaOne dated 14 January 2011 entitled Men pay as much as $400 for sexual relations with other men.

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Colony Sauna 8

2nd Floor, 177 Prince Edward Road West
Kowloon
Hong Kong
Tel: 3486 1342
MTR: Prince Edward Station, Exit B1

Open 24 hours
Web: http://203.86.167.152/ads/Colony/

Free Wi-Fi Now Available

In his earlier reviews, FuelMix pointed out that there were neither computer terminals nor internet access.  The management has installed Free Wi-Fi capability.  So if a fag shows up with his laptop he just needs to enter the local password to surf the net.  There's a sign on the Front Desk.

Cleanliness

This place gets high marks for cleanliness.

The Clientele

In addition to the clientele mentioned in previous postings, white guys in suits, early 30s, are showing up.

Action Sauna 5

1/F Overseas Building,
417 - 421 Hennessy Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR:  Causeway Bay, Exit B

Telephone: 2893 7027
Note: NOT open 24 hours, except on weekends. Call to confirm opening times 

Gossip

Apparently muscledudes from the now defunct Towel Club show up at Action on Thursday evenings up to about 9pm.

Other than that, Action Sauna is not getting good reviews from those who've been.  The Stand And Model ethos of its customers is turning into a bad joke.  So bad that the place is being slanged as "No-Action".

Chaps 6

Ground Floor, 15 Ming Yuen Western Street
North Point
Hong Kong
MTR: North Point Station, Exit B, then Exit B1

Tel: 2570 9339
Web:
Opening Hours:  Monday - Friday 3:30pm - Midnight. Saturday & Public Holidays 3:30pm - Overnite.
Note:  Best to call beforehand for opening hours and Theme Nites.  Staff speak excellent English.

Re- Positioning Of Dry Sauna

Some re-modeling of the premises has taken place.  The Dry Sauna that used to be upstairs near the row of showers and the steam room, has been moved downstairs opposite the showers.

As a result, the Locker Room area upstairs has expanded slightly into the space previously occupied by the Dry Sauna.

Gossip

It appears that hot horny gay policemen here in Very Rich Megacity are taking an interest in Chaps Sauna - as customers. That's not surprising, considering that it is in a very discreet location.

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Double Sauna 6

8th Floor, Oriental House
24 - 26 Argyle Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit D3

Tel: 2396  9595
Web:  http://www.double-sauna.com/


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This from a reader who went to Double Sauna on 30 December 2010:


ello mate,
Well, I took you suggestion and checked out Double Sauna yesterday evening. Since you have not written a review, I thought I will make this modest contribution - hoping others will find this useful or even entertaining.


Getting There

Take Mongkok MTR exit 3D and turn Left as one emerges from the station. Down an alley way and the entrance to Oriental House is immediately on the Left.

It's a commercial building with a few shops so there is a healthy amount of shopper traffic. As Double Sauna is on the 8th floor, take the lift - unless one wants to turn up showing ones thunder thighs.

 On Entering

Having read your review about its picky door / membership policy, I approached it with trepidation. Luck would have it that there was another dishy chink entering the lift with me who was also going to the 8th floor. So I let him open the lift door at the landing. He pressed the door bell, the door promptly opened to a smart reception desk. He paid HK$138, left the $2 change, was given a key and a towel. Not a word was exchanged. So I proceeded to do exactly the same - the difference was that I was given a 50% off voucher valid till Feb 2011. Since the guy in front did not get one - I thought either the receptionist saw my "fresh meat" tattoo on my forehead, or I exceeded his door policy criteria - I was really quite chuffed about that.


The Decor

The colour palette was 1% red, 9% grey and 90% black. The overall them was modern with clean lines. The white towels have Double embroidered in red. There was an impressive wall picture of two muscled guys in a light bondage scene that was made out of mosaic tiles: somebody must have paid good money to have that done. Two promotions were stylishly done as 'Letraset' onto two black walls - one stating a monthly speedo night, the other "Under 25 = Free".


Layout & Facilities


The Lockers -  The lockers are immediately after the reception desk behind a black curtain and adjacent to the main lounge area. There were about 80 in total arranged along several walls at four-locker high. Each locker is big enough for a pair of shoes, a gym bag and not a lot more - so don't turn up with your Mong Kok shopping as there is nowhere to put them. Sensibly, the lockers are between the lounge area and the wet area - so it's busy and in full view. As nothing is ever spacious in Hong Kong, it's impossible to not bump into others. As I undressed from my winter coat, black leather boots, slim Diesel jeans and muscle tee to reveal my hard pecs, I felt centre-stage. Nice.


The Wet Area -  There were four rose showers with good water pressure and dispensers for shampoo, conditioner and shower gel. 

Dry Sauna - Adjacent to the shower area is the dry sauna with a single bench that could sit 3 comfortably and 4 if you want to get cosy - with standing space for another 3. The glass window on the door looks out to the shower which can provide some visual interest. 

Steam Room -  is further along from the dry sauna - it's L shaped with some floor lighting - though it gets darker further in. It's bigger than the Dry Sauna and can easily fit a dozen people.

Toilets - . There are two toilets with doors - I didn't check them out but they looked clean and there was no noticeable malodour. The single urinal was attached to a half height wall - so as one pisses, one can get a full view of the lounge area. Kind of strange but erotic.


The Lounge -  It is divided into three areas.
a) The main one (closest to the lockers) has a big L-shaped sofa facing a LED TV screening TVB Jade. Luckily the sound was turned right down - as I cannot imagine anything more unhorny than listening to the six o'clock news while checking out the talent. There was a water fountain alongside bowls of peanuts and bananas.
b) The internet kiosk had two terminals with stools. The screens are integrated into the wall.
c) Another sofa facing an LED TV screening porn with a mirror perched on top (more about that later).


The Cruising Areas -  There are two distinct cruising areas:
a) There are four fuck cabins accessed from the lockers area along a dimly lit corridor. Each cabin has a small TV screen showing porn. One can find condoms above the TV screen, lube dispenser and tissue underneath. All cabins have black faux leather covered fuck pads. A bin is also provided for spent condoms and tissues.

b) The main cruising area is also a nude area accessed from the wet area. And yes, there was an attendant taking your towel (he asks for your locker number so that the towel could be hung on a numbered hook - how organised). Then you are into a corridor, round a bend onto a y-junction: turn left through some crocked alleys to a few more cabins; turn right and meander towards the end is a dark play room. Remember the mirror perched on top of the lounge TV playing porn? Well, that's actually a one way mirror so those in this play room can check out the talent in the lounge area!


Ambience & Clientele

Having read comments from others on this blog, as well as those on other sites, I was most intrigued by the ambience and clientele at Double. What kind of music will they play? Will it have a horny up- for- it or strictly posing crowd? How strict will the door policy be? Will there be loads of skinny chinks or Chinese beefcakes? Racially homogenous not?


The music was good - lounge x house - enough to make you feel the beat but not enough for you to want to listen to it. 

The lighting in the lounge and wet areas was good enough for you to check out who's there. 

Though as one would expect, the cruising areas were all rather dark with only floor level lighting. 

There were many small LCD screens scattered around the place showing both Eastern and Western porn. As these were small screens, not too many people were encouraged to be glued to the TV.


Now the people. There were about 40- odd guys when I went there at 7pm, a few left at around 9pm and a few more turned up at 11pm. As others have observed on this blog, the clientele when I was there was almost all GAM bar one caucasian guy. Being a discreet but chatty sort, I managed to talk to a few - so there were local Chinese, those educated abroad plus a few from the Mainland. A few regulars. And I'd say most guys there were at least gym toned while half a dozen were sporting very sexy pecs and six-packs.  Some were handsome, others were ordinary. The eye candy percentage was definitely well above average. I had a lot of fun fucking a few beefcakes.


And there was plenty of action. I noticed the 9 or so cabins were often busy. I had trouble finding an empty cabin for some one-to-one action at one point. The steam room, sauna and cruising areas all played host to a lot of group action. Though most guys covered up their privates in the nude areas - I think I was the only one strutting around loud and proud. Just before I left, the manager came around and collected everyone's towels - so presumably the place has a nude policy past 11pm.


Just one observation not entirely related to Double Sauna. Don't guys manscape their pubes here? In Nanny Kingdom where I reside, most gym going gay men (of all races) do a bit of manscaping to keep pubic growth under control. Those who have been to naked parties and discos would attest to that. I like to be clean shaven most of the time: and I like my men that way too. So it's a bit of a shock to find guys here sporting wild bushes. What's that about?


Overall -  The owner put a lot of thought into the place - from the consistent design language, facilities in the fuck cabins, the mosaic wall and the showers. It is also well run - everything feels clean and looked after. One doesn't feel shortchanged by the $138 entry fee. Like all saunas, the clientele was great when I went but there is no guarantee that it consistently attracts a youngish muscle crowd. Will I go back? Fucking definitely.


FuelMix says:

Well written, clear evaluation of the joint.  Not much that FuelMix would add even if he dropped in.


Only 9 cabins to play in huh? A review from another reader also mentioned that.  That's less than ABC, Action, Alexander, My Way Platinum and the now defunct Towel Club.  Tends to suggest that either people stand around a lot or try and get into group action in the Dry Sauna, the Steam Room or the Cruising Areas.  A lack of room to play or chill out in, or in which to take a short nap, can be very hard on the feet - esepcially when waiting for more interesting people to show up.

The "Under-25 Get In For Free" promotion is a gimmick also being used by Hunter, 0101 (in the Yau Ma Tei area not far from Double), My Way Platinum (in Wanchai) to name a few.  How that works as a business model when competing with other saunas doing the same thing is unclear.

Double seems to be a very chink-centric place.  Pity you didn't speak to the lone white guy to get his take on the clientele. In any event, Double appears to be far less international than Alexander, Central Escalator or even ABC (although if one calls the hordes of Filipinos in ABC "international", then perhaps one needs to travel more). FuelMix has been hearing that My Way Platinum in Wanchai and Chaps in North Point are also attracting more foreign and white guys.

Agree with your comments on "manscaping".  There's nothing like being well groomed everywhere. Bushes are big here in Asia and a major gay fetish in Japan where some fags resort to dyeing them in startling colours.

Glad you got your ego and whatever else massaged.  Thanks for taking the trouble to write in. Much appreciated.

2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  

Joy Gift Shop

Shop L56 Peninsula Centre
Tsim Sha Tsui East
Kowloon
Hong Kong

Tel: 2366 4822
Web: http://www.joygiftshop.com.hk

Hint No. 1 :  Look for the HSBC Branch in Peninsula Centre on the Ground Floor, and take the escalator to the Basement from there.  On reaching the Basement, turn Right and walk)

Hint No. 2 :  They have shops in other locations around town.  Check their website.

Tucked away in the basement of Peninsula Centre in Tsim Sha Tsui East, is this sex shop. Actually, it's one of 2 on that floor - the other is at the other end (how Freudian.....).

It may be necessary to wander around a bit in the basement.  Most of it appears to be taken up by (legal) majong parlours. The shop is recognizable by the Japanese-dominated advertising of semi-life-size female dolls with all the appropriate orifices and the labia pink curtains that serve as the doorway.

Before going any further, FuelMix can't resist quoting the blurb from their website:

"The Joy Gift Shop chain stores has become the talk of the town in Hong Kong and is a must for the beautiful people. We have injected a new respectability into the sex shop business so that it is no longer frowned on or considered sleazy locally. Tasteful decoration, comfortable spaciousness, variety, openness and surprisingly competitive prices contributed to our success. And every store manned by our Girl Jennys has brought pleasant smiles to our customers."

It's primarily a hetero adult store.  The clue is in the cheap-looking and over-priced dildos.  But for the fag there is a range of "sexy" underwear and thongs and for the serious fag...........

They stock the genuine Fleshlight, made in the USA!!!  It comes in a big metal tin can with your choice of mouth, ass or pussy.  Currently priced at HK$380.00.  That is one big heavy mutthafukka, even if it is built to look like an oversized "flashlight".

In order to touch the Fleshlight, you'll need the female shop assistant.  That's the rule so go ahead don't be shy.  She's kinda pushy in a polite sort of way and was helpful in answering questions about how to clean that thing after using it. Make sure to feel  the interesting texture of the latex inner sleeve of the Fleshlight.

Tip:  She claimed to be able to offer a discount on the price.  FuelMix suggests taking a buddy or 2 or 3 and then bargain for a group discount on a bulk purchase of Fleshlights.

Which gave FuelMix an idea............would there be any interest here in Very Rich Megacity if a group of guys got together regularly for fun with their Fleshlights...........????

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Alexander Sauna 9

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1 

Open 24 hours
Tel: 2148 0400

From a reader who dropped in on 27 December 2010, a Public Holiday here in Very Rich Megacity:

Hello mate,
 
I literally stumbled across your blog when I searched for gay saunas in Hong Kong. I thought it was very good - chatty and up to date. I have read many of the entries and have found them enormously useful. So thank you.

I get to Hong Kong twice a year for a fortnight at a time and always intrigued to check out the local scene. I was very impressed by Towel Club but as I have gathered it is now closed. Shame. So having read about your glowing experience at Alexander, I thought I would give it a go.

Alexander, as per your instruction, was very easy to find. Having paid the $130 entrance fee, I quickly found my locker. It was certainly busy when I arrived at 16:00 on the bank holiday Monday. I stripped down to my sexy thong and had a good look around. I thought it was a bit too dark - the whole place needs a lot more sympathetic lighting. The clientele was almost exclusively chinks - apart from one friendly Pakistani gentleman. All suits me find as there aren't too many in Nanny Kingdom where I live.

Then the manager told me I had to take off my thong and wear a towel. I was not too happy about that - I love my thongs and I think I look pretty sexy in them. A lot of other guys would look sexy in a nice pair of briefs or bikinis too. I was quite annoyed having to take them off. So, in my protestation, I decided to walk around naked.

Either I had 'fresh meat' tattooed on my forehead, or because of my 5'11" 40" chest  smooth muscled chink frame, or being naked -  wherever I went there were wondering hands.  People seemed happy to grope or pinch, but never a smile or a node. It must be the attitude of the local chinks you were referring too. It's just slightly on the rude side - I am laid back and never mind a knowing squeeze - but being mobbed is another matter.

There were a small handful of guys with pert pecs and gym toned physique, a fair few average bods and some of those Fuglies you were referring to. I managed to have a pretty good time - fucked a muscle guy for a good half an hour, then played with a few others. So I left the place with a nice grin on my face.

Goodness, that sounded like a rambling message. I hope you find the above interesting and feel free to publish it in your blog. Would be happy to send you a self pic too if you are interested - let me know. 

FuelMix says:  Glad you left the place with a grin on your face.  Local attitude takes some getting used to. Unfortuately some chinks try really hard to copy the attitude they received in the West.  A clear case of doing unto others what they hated having done unto them.

As far as your thong is concerned, technically the management should not have bothered, because you were for all practical purposes, undressed.  But it's their establishment and they make "the rules". If you've got an underwear or thong fetish, you might want to try Chaps in North Point and check out their website.  They have Theme Nites which definitely include underwear nites.  Check out FuelMix's review of Chaps on this blog.


Since you claim to be a muscular chink, also drop into Double Sauna.  They're open 24 hours are in the same neighbourhood as Alexander.  Other readers have given their impressions of Double and you are welcome to do the same.

Galaxy Sauna 6

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C2

Tel: 2366 - 0629 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              2366 - 0629      end_of_the_skype_highlighting
No website that FuelMix knows of

From a reader:


Hiya


Wow.....your reviews of Galaxy sauna are totally accurate - right down to the sole filthy urinal and the spit flooded showers.  The place is decrepit and grubby but it was really packed with GAMs of all ages and body types.  As you pointed out some can be pretty aggressive and many seem to be married guys. Absolutely agree with your observations on Fuglies.  It's obviously a very popular place although I would not describe the customers as "hot".  It's friendly enough but the guys were not my type.  Did notice a number of guys who were also regulars at ABC Sauna across the street.


FuelMix says: Yeah, Galaxy is a law unto itself. It's got a winning - if incredibly grubby - formula and it just sucks the customers in.  It is the largest sauna in Tsim Sha Tsui and probably the most successful.  Why they are not open 24 hours is kinda baffling.