Talking To Adam 14

COMPLETED 26 DECEMBER 2016 

A 30-something GWM, with whom FuelMix is very, very, very, very, very, very casually acquainted, gives his opinions on the gay scene in Hong Kong:

"Sheesh...it's all so depressing, the fuckin' gay scene in this city... 

1.   Saunas

1.   I've hit every sauna in town more times than I care to remember and every one of them just gets more and more depressing.  The so-called "hot" ones are overrated and overpriced......and the rest...well you just kinda roll your eyes and hope that somebody attractive and relatively attitude-free shows up.

2.   And when they do show up, they're strutting around like they're too good for you or flicking through Facebook on their mobile phone.  What's the point of coming to a sauna only to play with your phone..??

3.  There's no attempt by any of the saunas in this city to distinguish themselves or to raise their game.  Oh sure, there's that one that had a door policy based on looks, race, age and body type and the gay guys squealed in delight or protest as the case may be.  But how far did that get them..?  Everybody is saying they pretty much dumped that policy 'coz they needed the money.

4.   That wasn't an attempt to distinguish themselves or to raise their game.  It was a cynical attempt at snobbery that appears to have backfired.

5.   You kinda wish that the Hong Kong saunas would show some imagination like in Europe.....stuff like gloryhole booths, urinals for watersports action, toilet cubicles with benches for 2 people, discounted entry if you bring your own toys, swimming trunks, underwear or jockstrap nights, bring in porn stars and bodybuilders for meet, greet and grope, do some early afternoon specials.....even a little buffet or live music or bring in a DJ in the Dark Area....

6.   You know what would be really wild...? Let gay Transsexuals come to the gay saunas..!!  But you limit it to those guys who were born biologically male and still have their penis and scrotum...but they have taken hormone therapy that has given them breasts.  And absolutely NO escorts.  How amazing would THAT be..??!!

7.   Think about it....gym fit guys or muscleboys cruising alongside chicks with dicks...!!  Wow..!!  I mean transgender procedures are legal in Hong Kong...so why not give these girlyboys the opportunities to show up at the gay saunas..?

8.   What's totally killing the excitement of these saunas is the rent.  So they're stuck in old buildings, stuck in the same old ways, unable to do anything new.....and the customers look so fuckin' jaded - and the management doesn't give a shit.  They just take your money and quote different prices to different people.  That's the gay Market Economy for you.


2.   The Bars

1.   Nah..forget it.  It just too late nite...1 a.m. onwards - and those Champagne Brunch bills at 9 a.m. in Central and SoHo really add up.  Like the saunas it's the same crowd, except that they come in groups.  It's hard to hit on the local guys 'coz they're either in a group, or they're with some older guys or they're standing on the street smoking.  It's easier to chat up the tourists who are there alone.


3.   The Gay Sports And Social Clubs

1.   Yeah, it's nice that they're getting off the ground - but that's when you really see how two-faced these gay assholes are.  They'll give you shit and attitude in the bars, ignore you in the saunas, but will wag their tails at you when you're on the same sports team as them and try to be your jock-bro.  Gimme a break you dumb faggot....you really think I'm that stupid..??!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..!!


4.   The Cruisy Gay Toilets Around Town

1.   Ya know what..? These local Chinese, especially the younger ones, are getting more and more brazen in their cruising.  Sometimes it's really surprising.  The other day I walked into one toilet, was pissing at the urinal and there were about 10 local GAMs and 3 white guys cruising around.  Then without warning, 3 of them huddled into one cubicle - and 2 of them were trying to look under the door and another one was trying to look over the cubicle partition HAHAHAHAHAHA...!!.....and I'm thinking, "sshhhittt.....I don't wanna be around when a totally str8 guys comes in...things might get awkward.  I just zipped up and left".

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