Birds (Gay Playspace) 4
Unit A2, 3rd Floor, Burlington House
(Street entrance marked "Burlington Arcade")
90 - 94C Nathan Road
Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit B1
Tel: As at 29 February 2016, no phone number
Web: http://ads.00069.com/Birds/
Opening Hours: Mon - Sun 13:00 to 24:00
Advertised Cost: Effective 9 March 2016, HK$70.00 ALL DAY
NOTE:
1. NOT A GAY SAUNA. NO STEAM ROOM AND NO DRY SAUNA.
2. GAY PLAYSPACE: SHOWERS AND PRIVATE CABINS
"Hey baby...!!" cooed a faintly familiar nasal twang, accompanied by a surprising hand that stroked FuelMix's ass crack, (in broad daylight on the crowded streets of Tsim Sha Tsui) FuelMix twitched and wheeled around......then grinned.....it was a friendly GAM-Throat-On-The-Street.
"MMmmmm, your ass is sooo warm....who's been licking it..?" he whispered.
"Whaddya want..?" giggled FuelMix, "a public show..?"
"You're well known for your public shows, studboy..!!" taunted the GAM playfully, "I'm surprised you're not performing at the Convention Centre..!! People would pay to see you!!"
FuelMix laughed. His day was not going well and a compliment brightened things up.
GAM: Been to Birds lately?
FM: Nah.... not thrilled with the place. Been there twice but kinda disappointed with the clientele. Staff are very polite though.
GAM: Yeah the clientele is crappy. I went on a Saturday evening about 7:30pm....there were about 14 Chinese guys there - but all ugly as hell. I was hoping the place would be packed and there would be hot guys from California gym nearby, but NOoooooo.....just really ugly ones. I was shocked. I just stood around feeling really depressed and then left.
FM: **sigh** The place is run by the same guys who operated Ni Chome. I remember that on Saturday afternoons and evenings, Ni Chome would get cute athletic GAMs and would be packed out.
GAM: So packed you couldn't move in the corridors. But in Birds, the design feels weird. There's no energy in the premises. Everything comes to a dead end.
FM: Yeah, that dead end is the partition wall of the video room. I think they should demolish that wall and just put a black curtain so that people can go from the video room into the Dark Area. At least that would encourage people to circulate.
GAM: I hate that video room..!! It's like a dentist's reception area!! It's sooo unwelcoming.....and those chairs are so close to the TV screen!!
FM: Yep...
GAM: There are 3 saunas in Tsim Sha Tsui, all really close to each other. Galaxy gets old and fat guys, Birds gets the ugly younger guys and ABC is really unpredictable. Don't know where to spend my cash.....
FM: *coyly* I'm always available for rent.... I need the practice before I perform at the Convention Centre as you suggested.....
GAM: Shut up bitch.
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