Androgyny In The City

"Oh noooo...." groaned FuelMix, "not again...!!....what the fuck is wrong with my Gaydar..??!!"  For the sixth time, he'd been fooled by Oriental pussy appearing to be slant-eyed, barely legal-aged gay twink hungry for cock.

So many local Chinese women here were having haircuts with short, shaved back and sides. Their boyish facial features, flat ass, complete absence of rounded hips and thighs made them look like college aged males.  Plus they were skinny, flat-chested, wore shirts with collars and cuff links, ties, suits, no heels and carried skinny briefcases instead of handbags.  And the pitch of their voices was indistinguishable from male or female.

To make things worse, they were making eye contact and smiling.

And then their male companion arrived, or other females who looked like females and then things became clear.

"Fffuuucccckkk...." thought FuelMix, "I could have been two steps away from having my face embedded in pussy - or worse, 2 steps away from having my wrists in handcuffs for sexual harrassment..."

He turned away in complete frustration.

"Shit...." muttered FuelMix dejectedly as he threw down his phone after punching in a Google search.  There was no place on Earth where a hot-blooded gay boy could send in his Gaydar for repair or recalibration.

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