Hutong Sauna 11

2/F Kar Wong Building
639 - 645 Shanghai Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit A2

(Cross Shanghai Street from Mong Kok Station Exit A2.  Building entrance is actually on the pedestrian-only part of Fife Street)

Tel: 2396 9595
Web: Hutong Sauna
Open 24 hours     

The other day, FuelMix was chatting to a local Chinese Muscleboy who was cruising him in the sauna.  

Chinese Muscleboy:  Hi.....you have a really nice body.....Do you go to California?

FM:  No, I don't like California.  I go to ****!!!!*****

CM:  Can I touch your body....?

FM:  Sure, if I can touch yours .....

CM:  No problem....I can hold you and kiss you too, yes....?

FM:  [getting a deep kiss] Uh huh..... Of course......with your body, you should have no problem getting attention.....all the other Chinese guys are running after you and staring right now

CM:  But I like foreign guys, with hot bodies.....I saw you.....you also have no problem getting attention .....do you like to come here or do you go to Hutong?

FM:  Never been to Hutong.  I hear different stories about the place as well as some confidential information. So far, I've stayed away. Do you go there?

CM:  It's a strange, bitter place with a nice decor. It is the most expensive to enter.  They charge HK$159.00 and they don't give you change if you give them HK$160.00.  So you actually pay HK$160.00

FM:  And the guys....?

CM:  Lots of gym built 20s and 30s, some skinny guys, but mostly Chinese gym boys.

FM:  Friendly....? Easy to chat...?  Bad attitude....?  Easy to get action...?

CM:  The worst.  Definitely not friendly, really bad attitude from the customers.  They stand around looking unfriendly, or they just talk in small groups, criticizing everybody else's body.  There is action in the Dark Room, but it takes a long time.  Every gym boy is standing around waiting for another "perfect" gym boy and giving off bad attitude in the meantime.

FM:  But with a body like yours, you should have had no problem.

CM:  I went there twice.  And both times was just horrible. I was so sad and angry.  I hated all the gay guys there.....if I  touched them, instead of saying "No thanks" or something polite, they would brush my hand away and then brush their body, pretending to flick off my germs.......it was really insulting.

FM:  Wow...... 

CM:  Yeah....and because some of these Chinese muscleboys get in for free, or pay very discounted prices, they think they are "special" and more superior to the other guys.  Hutong says it is a Members Club and that's how they keep people out.  But the surprising thing is, why people would even go in.

FM:  You've been there twice.  Would you go back?

CM:  Fuck that place........Do you wanna go to a room....?

FM:  Yeah.

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Alexander Sauna 31

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong  
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1  
 Tel: 2148 0400

Open 24 hours
Staff speak good English


1.  Return Of The Whites

Presumably thrilling news for some, but "meh..." to us.  Previous visits by FuelMix revealed that whites guys are coming back to Alexander. They are mainly tourists drawn by the 24 hour opening status. They show up from early evenings onwards and we're told, by our friendly GAM throats-on-the-street, are doing so more regularly.

They're not twinks.  Best as we can tell, they're in the 30-something and up range. Body types ranging from moderately presentable to Not.  We spotted a couple of hard core 60-somethings (that's what they said to FuelMix) Chubby Chubs from Germany strutting around in cock piercings, looking for the sleazy-raunchy action to be expected in Amsterdam and Berlin. They were hanging outside the sling room in the corner, but there were no takers.

When FuelMix was quietly undressing in the Locker Area,  a cluster of 4 white tourists were  discussing gay marriage.......and this blog.  FuelMix grinned, but he's too modest to blurt what they said about his writings.

Besides, his attention was distracted by 2 really hot Middle Eastern guys.....visiting from Dubai, who started chatting and helped stash his clothes in the locker......followed by an assisted shower, with lots of smooching in the soap bubbles......followed by fun, fun, FUN, FUN in the private room.

(The whites were still chatting about gay marriage when FuelMix emerged an hour or so later, dazed and delirious, with a standing invitation to Dubai).


2.  Mainland Chinese

Yes fags, Alexander continues to pull them in and yes, a lot of them are Fat and Fugly.  What else do you want us to say....?

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Straight, Not Gay, But Bent

"Uh oh," thought FuelMix as yet another massive, cascading, gut clearing fart trumpeted its arrival through his muscled butt. FuelMix was in the gym and the new protein powder he'd bought made him sound like a Harley Davidson taking off at a stop light.

Fortunately, FuelMix's farts are hypoallergenic and fragrance-free. But that wasn't helping his case.  The usual clique of gym buddies were coming up to him and he had to clench his Kegels to prevent an inappropriately timed anal fanfare.

"Hey FuelMix!  You're body is looking good!" It was the Skinny 30something Oriental With Glasses, about whom FuelMix had written in his post, Thriller.

Wah!!....you have very sexy chest muscles and erect nipples....they are so stiff I can see them through your tight UnderArmour shirt......hehehehehe....."

"Yeah, well that's the whole point of coming to the gym", said FuelMix

S30OWG:  But it's also your cock that gets my attention.....it's quite noticeable. Do you get horny in the gym....?

FM:  Sometimes, but not at the moment. 

S30OWG:  I look at your cock a lot. It has a nice shape.....

FM:  How can you tell....? 

S30OWG:  You wear different shorts in the gym. Sometimes you wear long shorts and nothing underneath because your cock bounces around and I can see the shape of your cock.  Or you wear Addidas shorts on top of thigh-length compression tights. Or you wear UnderArmour shorts that show off your hairy legs.......you also have really tight little shorts that show off your ass and your cock bulge and hairy legs all at once.  You wear those when you're working on legs and ass.......and sometimes you wear long tights with a tank top......and sometimes you go topless......

FM:  I feel like I'm being stalked in the gym..... 

S30OWG:  [grinning]......nah just watching you closely....I'm straight you know, but your cock fascinates me......and you have a hot body......but you know I'm not gay, right.....? But your cock is noticeable.....

FM:  Noticeable only to you. Nobody else has said anything to me about it....And I don't come to the gym to show off my cock. 

S30OWG:  Yeah......but they watch you and they say in Cantonese that you have a great body.

FM:  Which is not the same thing as looking at my cock. 

S30OWG:  You don't mind me looking at your cock and your body yeah....? I'm straight and I have a girlfriend, but I jack off thinking of you.....just letting you know.....but I'm not gay....OK....?

FM:  OK....I can't stop you jacking off to whatever fantasies you have.  I'm flattered you told me. 

S30OWG:  Hey......can I ask you something....?  If I wanted to see your cock in the toilet, would you show it to me....?  Would you let me touch it....??

FM:  I might.  

S30OWG:  Do you get other guys coming up to you in the gym....?

FM:  Sometimes. 

S30OWG:  Do they wanna play with your body.....or just compliment you?......or look at your cock....?

FM:  One or the other, sometimes all three.  Chinese guys in the gym are not so shy anymore. 

S30OWG:  YOU PLAY WITH GUYS.....??!!  YOU SHOW THEM YOUR COCK.....??!!.....That would make you gay...!!....

FM:  You've been looking at my cock for a while and jacking off to me. Hell, you just asked If I would show you my cock and let you touch it..... What does that make you...? 

S300WG:   I told you I'm straight and I have a girlfriend.....but I jack off to you. I'm curious about your body. That doesn't make me gay or bisexual.

FM:  What does it make you....? 

S30OWG:  I'm straight.....but I'm bent.  Yeah, mostly straight but bent.....I can live with that.

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Le Male 2

Flat B3, 2^nd floor

83 Nathan Road

Tsim Sha Tsui

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C2

Tel: 2368 8483

No Website that FuelMix knows of

Open till 9pm daily

Unless FuelMix is mistaken, this shop has shut down.

The address appears to be occupied by a Mainland Chinese company.

Le Male's Facebook page doesn't appear to have been updated since 2013.

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24 Hour Gay Saunas In Hong Kong

Best as FuelMix can tell, here is the updated list of gay saunas in Very Rich Megacity that are open 24 hours:

1. Alexander
2. Colony
3. Hutong
4. Jungle
5. My Way
6. QQ Fitness
7. Rainbow (??)

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Central Escalator 26

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951 (Staff speak very good English)

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

Note: NOT open 24 hours

Opening Hours: 2pm - 11pm. 

Nothing to see here folks, move along.

(Not even an offer by one of the staff to give FuelMix a free massage, was enough to keep him there).

We wish the place well and respect it for being around so long. But frankly, we don't think it's worth the admission price.  

So.....what the fuck was FuelMix doing in CE in the first place....?  The truth, dear reader, is that FuelMix was shopping in SoHo Market and felt an overwhelming and immediate need to shit.  The only place nearby was CE.......yeah, yeah we know.......at HK$128.00 it was an expensive dump.

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Galaxy Sauna 18

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C
Tel: 2366 - 0629
No website that FuelMix knows of

NOTE:   
(1)  NOT open 24 hours - Usually 12 noon to 11pm (previously 2pm to 11pm)
(2)   Staff do NOT speak good English on the phone. 


After a gap of about 10 months, FuelMix dropped in on a Friday evening. It was raining and FuelMix, minus an umbrella, was getting soaked for the second time that day.  Those clothes needed to dry and he figured that if he had to get out of them, someone should pay him some attention.

The place was packed......god we've said that so many times in this review series.  This IS the place that just keeps bringing them in - FUGLY, FUGLY ONES.....it's like a rite of passage.  If you're Fugly, got to Galaxy. Stay there.

And the decor...?  This is what we said in Galaxy 17:

"The premises are as dank, damp, decrepit and dilapidated as ever - and don't forget the cryogenic air conditioning. Those elements, dear reader, are the winning formula for this place which by the looks of it, will never go out of business - just like they'll never smarten up the place.  The don't need to. Nobody cares.  Nobody complains."

The only thing missing was Billy Joel sitting at the piano singing, "I love you just the way you are".
But we did notice something. It's the meeting place for much older Chinese men looking to lavish attention on much younger Chinese guys with slim or semi-decent bodies. It's a safe space for both of them.  A few couples seemed to have an ongoing connection.  You'll find them huddled together in the main TV lounge outside the Karaoke rooms.

Is it easy to get attention? That depends.  If you're Fugly, like attracts like.  But some really Fugly ones were wandering around like sandwiches in search of a picnic. 

If you look like FuelMix, you'll get noticed but not necessarily get action.  There was no shortage of genuine compliments, and some were quite touching as the Chinese men tried their best English to express themselves. Many of the Chinese clientele know they are nothing to look at and FuelMix declaring himself better looking than them is cowardly, artificial and cheap.  Far better to confront those fucked-up, slant-eyed, racist gym boys in My Way or Big Top or Non-Action and let them get pissed off at a hot foreigner whom they think they can intimidate and ignore with rancid attitude and a head swivel. In Galaxy he decided it was better to be Eye Candy with a humble attitude, good manners and a smile. It went a long way.

Did FuelMix get action..?  Of course.  From a very clean, very hygenic well spoken Chinese gentleman  - who was a total bottom pig in the trough.  The management had to politely throw us out as they were closing.

And FuelMix's clothes dried nicely.

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Androgyny In The City

"Oh noooo...." groaned FuelMix, "not again...!!....what the fuck is wrong with my Gaydar..??!!"  For the sixth time, he'd been fooled by Oriental pussy appearing to be slant-eyed, barely legal-aged gay twink hungry for cock.

So many local Chinese women here were having haircuts with short, shaved back and sides. Their boyish facial features, flat ass, complete absence of rounded hips and thighs made them look like college aged males.  Plus they were skinny, flat-chested, wore shirts with collars and cuff links, ties, suits, no heels and carried skinny briefcases instead of handbags.  And the pitch of their voices was indistinguishable from male or female.

To make things worse, they were making eye contact and smiling.

And then their male companion arrived, or other females who looked like females and then things became clear.

"Fffuuucccckkk...." thought FuelMix, "I could have been two steps away from having my face embedded in pussy - or worse, 2 steps away from having my wrists in handcuffs for sexual harrassment..."

He turned away in complete frustration.

"Shit...." muttered FuelMix dejectedly as he threw down his phone after punching in a Google search.  There was no place on Earth where a hot-blooded gay boy could send in his Gaydar for repair or recalibration.

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Club Houzz Sauna 20

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong
Tel: 3484 2770 

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2 

When this sauna opened it had such great potential.  But in our view, lousy management killed it and we withdrew our endorsement as we watched it go downhill - fast.

Not surprisingly, this place shut down a few months ago.

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Thoughts On Cecil The Lion

Cosmology, Astrology, Metaphysics and Nature eloquently provide clues......

1.  On or about July 22 every year, the Sun enters the astrological sign of Leo the Lion.  

2.  In 2015 during that time, the story of Cecil the Lion broke.  The global revulsion at the method of his killing was directed at the "hunter". Not only did the anger have a cascading effect, but so did Cecil's death on the rest of the lions in his pride. His brother Jericho, who would have taken over the pride, was killed by poachers and one of Cecil's cubs was killed by another lion.

3.  The Lion is the guardian symbol of Africa. It is regarded as the King of Beasts.

4.  The Lion is also the symbol of royalty, dominion, bravery, power, sovereignty and leadership. It's no accident that lions are frequently found on coats of arms, shields and heraldic symbols.  It's no accident that kings have been honored in the name of the lion: "Richard the Lionheart",  or the late Emperor Haille Selassie of Ethiopia, known as "The Lion of Judah".

5.  When we "lionize" a person, we give them great social importance, respect and deference.

6.  It's no secret that the Earth is shifting out of the 3rd Dimension and into the 5th Dimension. It is a planetary and collective upgrading, coupled with an Apocalypse. In other words, everything that was, just isn't any more - and the true meaning of "Apocalypse" is that which was hidden is now revealed.

7.  Look around.....people you thought had good marriages have divorced, friends you thought you'd keep, you've dumped or they vanished, people are much more vocal about their job dissatisfaction, people are walking away from careers they'd trained for or worked in for years, people are relocating to other countries either as refugees, migrants or "expatriates" ( i.e. economic refugees), whistleblowers are emerging, authority is being openly questioned, the financial system is a corrupt mess, the economic stats of "recovery" are an elaborate and desperate lie - and are being called out as such, politicians and "authority figures" look increasingly hapless and incompetent (they always were, it's just becoming more apparent).....

8.  Consciousness is pervasive.  Only its expression differs.  That's why shamans were - and still are - able to physically morph into an animal to absorb its characteristics and see the world through its eyes.  In other words, they would experience consciousness in a different, higher and intuitive expression.

9.  Indigenous cultures, cosmology and eastern spiritual traditions acknowledge that all animals are sentient beings living at a higher vibratory frequency.  They are recognized as messengers between the cosmos and Humanity.

10.  Cecil's message was a warning to Humanity that the Matrix is persistent.  There are no shortage of tricks to lure, trap, and keep us in a state of suffering. His beheading was a metaphor that we must keep our heads and think for ourselves. The Matrix and the World Management Team refuse to recognize your right of peaceful, lawful, individual sovereignty within the community of your choice.  To them, an independently thinking individual reeks of personal kingship, courage and dignity. His example of living could trigger inspired leadership.  That must not be allowed.

11.  Cecil's death goes far beyond the lion.  It was a message of supreme self-sacrifice, completely consistent with the characteristics of a lion.  It happened in the lead up to the astrological Lion's Gate of August 8 2015:

• August = 8th Month;
•                 8th day;
• 2+0+1+5= 8; 

The astrological significance of the Lion's Gate was to trigger a massive rise of Consciousness - individual, collective and planetary.

12.  The revulsion directed at the "hunter" is a distraction.  The howls of rage around the world were the howls of pain of a wounded collective of Humanity, belatedly realizing in their very psyches that their personal sovereignty had been violated for too long and that a line had now been drawn in the sand.  The intense hatred directed at the "hunter" is Humanity's demand for accountability and responsibility - from each other and of themselves.  It heralds the birth of leadership, dignity, courage and mutual respect - for all sentient beings, whatever the expression of Consciousness.

13.  Cecil would be proud.  He fulfilled his mission on this planet admirably.

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Secret Zone

Mezzanine Floor, 83-85 Tung Choi Street
Mong Kok,
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit D3

Tel: 2311 8391
Staff speak good English
Website:  http://00069.com/Secretzone/

Opening Hours: 3pm - 9pm Monday - Saturday. Closed Sunday.
Note:  Their website wrongly says they are open from 2pm.




1.  Getting There

This place is pretty easy to find.

1. Take the MTR to Mong Kok Station and follow the signs to Exit D3.
2. Emerging at street level, you will be on Sai Yeung Choi Street South. 
3. Do a U turn to the Left. You will now be facing the corner of Sai Yeung Choi Street and the main road, which is Argyle Street.
4. From that corner, face Right and walk one block until you come to Tung Choi Street. It's easy to recognize because of all the stalls in the street. It is in fact, the famous Ladies Street (which also sells a whole bunch of other stuff). Chances are you'll see (white) tourists looking for cheap bargains, so you'll know you're in the right area. There is also a dark pink tourist street sign that points into Ladies Street.
5. Turn Right into Tung Choi Street and stay on the Right Hand side of the street, on the pavement behind the stalls.
6. Walk about 20 metres down Tung Choi Street until you come to Nos. 83 - 85.
7. Push the door open (or ring the bell), climb the stairs and follow the paper signs stuck to the wall that will bring you to the shop on the Mezzanine floor. Ring the doorbell for entry.

2.  Layout

A small, neatly laid out shop in an old building (they're all old in that area) that sells underwear, swimwear, toys, lube and accessories catering to the gay customer. The pictures on the website are accurate.


3.  Customer Service and Products

1.  The guy on duty when FuelMix showed up was polite, friendly and non-pushy.  He was happy to show and explain the products. The underwear ranged from Japanese brand Toot, to American brands Trophy Boy and Andrew Christian. By way of contrast, the Andrew Christian underwear was considerably cheaper than that being sold by Shop.On-Us in Gough Street, SoHo, on Hong Kong side, although in fairness Shop On Us had a wider selection.

2.  Toys, lube and accessories are clearly displayed and the shop guy explained how to use them.  The disappointment was that the cock rings were metallic and not the thinner, rubber ones. They stocked some cheap rubber Chinese-made small "donut" rings.  Whilst they fit tight on the cock, they are very uncomfortable around both the cock and the balls, compared to the properly made thinner rubber cockrings that come in various sizes. ***

3.  A word of caution.  The underwear and swimwear collection is not for fat guys. In fact, no gay clothing shop is. Japanese brands like Toot have a tighter fit and you need to be body conscious and athletic to properly carry off the really gay looking Andrew Christian stuff.

4.  Customers can try on both the underwear and the swimwear.

5.  Are you scared of buying toys, lube, cockrings, jockstraps and hot swimwear....?  Because Mom, Dad, the maid or the dog (or all of them) will find them....? (Just like they found your porn collection...??)  As an added bonus, and a good touch of lateral thinking, the shop offers a rental service of small lockers at about HK$100 per month to store your goodies.

4.  Would FuelMix Go Back....?

He might (if only to find out what that nice old lady and the cat are up to in that shop).

***  If anyone knows where to buy good quality rubber cockrings here in Very Rich Megacity, let FuelMix know. He lost his favourite one in Central in surreal and faintly hilarious circumstances (see Flush, Lust And The Toilet Attendant).

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Flush, Lust And The Toilet Attendant

Scorching desert heat triggers a mirage that beckons and tantalizes.  But here in Very Rich Megacity  the surging summer heat, unrelenting humidity and pollution, triggers a surrealism populated by characters who should have auditioned for Salvador Dali.

Needing to piss after guzzling bottles of watermelon juice, FuelMix landed in a recently renovated, totally clean, fresh-smelling, public toilet. So clean, dry and spotless, one could have gone in barefoot. The elderly attendant appeared to be dozing, his shirt wide open, thick tufts of nostril hair symmetrically protruding made him look like a chubby slant-eyed walrus washed up on a wicker chair.

The toilet was deserted. FuelMix had gone commando all day (in this heat even the softest Calvins were agony) and in order not to piss on his shorts, pulled them down far to expose his muscled ass.  FuelMix stood at the shiny urinal pissing contentedly, his head slightly tilted back, his eyes not focusing on anything......certainly unaware that the dozing Oriental walrus had stirred......

There was heavy breathing on FuelMix's right hand side.  FuelMix turned his head and was startled to discover the grinning, heavily breathing Toilet Attendant leaning against the same urinal with his elbow, as if he was at a bar waiting for a drink. He was pointing at FuelMix's cock and his favourite cockring.....

"Wah...!!  Ho Keng !!"  (Cantonese for "so big") murmured the Attendant, licking his lips. Suddenly FuelMix felt a vice-like grip on his cock. The Attendant's tongue was going back and forth across his chapped lips. FuelMix looked down and was horrified to discover that his cock was almost impaled on a set of yellow finger nails, of the size found on imperial Chinese Mandarins.  FuelMix gulped hard.  There was no antiseptic in sight - and as yet, nobody else in the toilet.....

FuelMix wrenched the Attendant's claws from his cock, but the Attendant had a Plan B....

He yanked up FuelMix's shorts hard - almost enough to give a wedgie - and started to manhandle FuelMix down the corridor into the stall at the end which had a floor-level squat toilet.

"This is getting waaay too bizarre", thought FuelMix "I could punch this walrus in the face or kick him in the guts and that would be the end of him......then again, do I really wanna live my life not knowing how this silly vignette actually ends....?? Hell, No.... let's see what this slant-eyed faggot with the wedding ring actually wants...."

Once in the stall, the Attendant knelt down facing FuelMix's crotch  FuelMix had his back to the door.  The Attendant was breathing hard, nuzzling his face into FuelMix's shorts and moaning.  So far, so harmless....FuelMix wasn't gonna catch anything and the shorts would be washed in any event.

Without warning the Attendant yanked down FuelMix's shorts.  FuelMix's cock wasn't hard, but it was sufficient.  The cockring was still in place and the Attendant's mouth was wide open.

"Forget it", thought FuelMix "I ain't letting you suck my cock.  If you wanna sniff my crotch through my shorts, fine - but that's as far as it goes."  The Attendant tried several times to suck FuelMix, bobbing his head in different directions as FuelMix pushed his head away. As a concession, FuelMix let him lick his thighs, but each time the Attendant tried to move further up getting more and more frustrated that FuelMix wouldn't fuck his mouth.

Then the Attendant got smart.  His tongue went for FuelMix balls and as he made contact, one of his claws yanked off FuelMix's favourite cockring and tossed it into the squat toilet, never to be seen again.  FuelMix was furious and had had enough.  He pushed the Attendant away and turned to face the door. The Attendant buried his face into FuelMix's muscled ass......FuelMix farted in his mouth, yanked up his shorts and exited the stall - pissed off at the loss of his favourite cockring.

(A soft moaning could be heard coming from the last stall).

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ABC Sauna 24

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 2301 - 4500
Note: NOT open 24 hours. 
Opening times 2pm to 1am.  Call to confirm. 
Staff speak good English.

Sent in by a reader earlier this week:

Sometimes it’s a real drag to go to Mongkok - for fear of being run over by Mainland Chinese shoppers’ trolleys at the MTR station and near Langham Place. Having had a late lunch in TST, and feeling horny, I went and explored ABC in TST for the first time. 

I got to ABC at about 3pm (it was a weekday). I didn’t expect it to be buzzy and was willing to let serendipity take hold. Well, the receptionists were clearly idling: one of them came up, thoroughly checked me out and relieved himself.

Time for a shower. I think ABC probably has the best showers - spacious, lit, with good water pressure - and that’s were I found a local muscle guy showering. We both popped into the sauna for a bit of exploration, checking out the goods, before we decamped to one of the rooms for some private amusement. The place remained fairly quiet when I left at about 4:30pm.

Verdict: ABC is super convenient for those who don’t want to schlep all the way to Mongkok.

Why don’t guys trim or shave?

Having checked out lots of local cocks at ABC and Big Top in the past fortnight, what struck me was that virtually all the guys leave their pubic hair intact. In London where I live and across much of Europe, any self respecting gay or metrosexual guy will keep their pubic hair neatly coiffed. Taking a stroll on nude beaches and you will find lots of guys (and girls) keep their pubic area clean shaven. So why is it that guys in Very Rich Megacity are content with a hairy mess? Especially when tightly trimmed pubic hair will give local guys the sorely needed “bigger” look?

FuelMix says:  Thanks. 

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Big Top Gym And Sauna 18

3rd Floor, Yuet Yuen Building

17 - 19 Mong Kok Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit A2

Tel: 2628 6196

Website: Big Top Gym & Sauna

Note: Open 2pm to 8am the next day; 
On weekends and public holidays open 2pm till 10am the next day. 
Staff speak good English 




Sent in by a reader earlier this week:

Wow! Good stuff! I am so pleased to hear you are re-starting your blog. By way of encouragement and contribution, I’ve jotted down my recent (latter half of July 2015) experience of visiting ABC and Big Top - hope you and your loyal followers find this amusing............

 I made two visits to Big Top in Mongkok:

1.  Friday “Big Cock”. That was my first visit to Big Top. I got there on a Friday afternoon about 5pm. The geeky looking receptionist spent five minutes explaining their complex tariff structure when I just wanted to get my clothes off! Once through, I was pleasantly surprised to find the place was busy - a few guys milling about by the TV lounge watching TVB (why?), and quite a few more loitered around the showers, sauna and backrooms. Most were happy to be in the nude, though the usual attitude was present. Having strutted around in the buff, the geeky looking receptionist was very keen to give me a private measurement of my cock … I wondered whether that’s a standard treatment. 

In this instance, the clientele mostly matched the theme - there were lots of Chinese guys with bigger than average cocks around. A couple of guys were definitely in the eight-incher category. HOWEVER, the guys were either scrawny or bearish. Just imagine if these guys were bulked up or trimmed down, they could be so much more desirable. Still, I managed to find a few chunky guys who were willing to serve my demanding hard muscle pecs.

2.  Saturday “Big Top”. Well, since the clientele mostly matched the “Big Cock” theme on Friday, I went back on the following Saturday to see whether “Big Top” big muscle guys turned up there. The geeky looking receptionist was quite efficient this time and I got my clothes off in no time. Having surveyed the premise thoroughly, I was disappointed to find most guys were at best “gym toned”. Sure that’s better than scrawny. But gym toned is not big muscle. Luckily, there was one big muscle guy (big pecs, big thighs, shaved head) - he took one look of my 5’11” muscle frame and dragged me into a room for an extended session 8-)

Verdict: Big Top, despite its small foot print, has the potential to offer a lot of fun. Hung Asians can be found on their Big Cock night, alas big muscle guys remain a rarity here in Very Rich Megacity.

FuelMix says:  Thanks for the update. (The geeky looking receptionist is a Top and is well hung himself).

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3.   Now FuelMix has discovered that over the past 2 weeks, SiteMeter (which was showing our main visitor stats since March 24 2007) has either gone down permanently, or is having internal technical issues.  FuelMix can't log into his account.  We are aware that people have been coming to the blog every day and yet SiteMeter's visitor numbers are "frozen" for this blog at 205,880 for at least 2 weeks that we are directly aware of.  A Google search revealed there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth about SiteMeter's uncertain status - and there's no response via their Contact Us page.

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