Gay Sauna Etiquette 8

What Do You Think About The Jacuzzi or Hot Tub In a Gay Sauna? Is It OK To Have Action There?

Yeah, it's OK to have action in there and a lot of guys do. So how does a fag get in the mix?

• Shower first - with soap.  You ARE responsible for your personal hygiene in every nook and orifice.
• It's polite to check out the number of people already in the hot tub.  If it's full, what the hell are you doing getting in?  It boggles FuelMix's pretty head to see utterly stupid fags of all ages descending into the tub when every seat is taken.  And they stand there right in the middle of the tub like pilgrims in the Ganges.  Wait until a spot becomes available, idiot.
  
• What these stupid fags don't realize is that there is considerable eye contact and footsie playing in the hot tub.  If a fag is gonna stand there right in the middle,  just how popular does he think he's gonna be?  Unless he's utterly gorgeous and wanted by everyone, he's not gonna get smiles.
• If the fag gets a seat in the hot tub, he should not assume that it's OK to start pawing the guys next to him.  Wait for eye contact, a smile, or better still, let the other guy start pawing. Fags are in the hot tub for different reasons: some just arrived in the gay sauna and want to soak, some want  quiet time, some just finished fucking around and are resting, some are migratory fags - they arrive, dip n' go, some are predatory fags lying there half submerged like crocodiles (they can be really persistent), some get their kicks only playing with guys in the hot tub.  In other words, the hot tub is a fuckin' microcosm of society.

Oh yeah......if a fag needs to shit, get out of the hot tub.  Once in a white country, FuelMix recalls seeing a rejected fag leave a floating token of appreciation in the hot tub.  He figured that if he wasn't going to get action in the tub, neither should anyone else.

So Does FuelMix Like Hot Tubs ?

No actually, he doesn't.

FuelMix absolutely avoids them all over the world.  Why is that?  Well.....once in a gay sauna (in a white country.......*sigh*) when the hot tub was full of apparently "hot" white men,  FuelMix just dipped his ankles into the hot tub..........and a couple of days later, ended up with the most painful skin rash called Folliclitis.  Effectively, bacteria in the hot tub got into the skin via the hair follicles in his ankles.  It was ghastly, it was awful, it was agonizing.  Try going into the office when you can't wear socks...........and when you do put them on, all you do is scream in pain.

That heartwarming lesson completely turned FuelMix off from entering a communal hot tub in a gay sauna, in a hotel - or anywhere else for that matter.

It also contributed to FuelMix's view of the health and hygiene of whites in their native habitat, which (after additional observations like what rotting Meth Mouth in a white guy actually looks like),  led to FuelMix sexually shunning whites worldwide thereafter.  But then as you people would know, "it's a preference".

That's right fags........great oaks of resistance grow from itchy skin lesions on raw and inflamed ankles. Sadly, many chink fags are emulating white fag lifestyle choices  It doesn't bode well.  It really doesn't.

Personally, FuelMix thinks that hot tubs should be removed from gay saunas and cautions fags about entering them.

It's your body.

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