Hunter 6

10th Floor Ko's House
577 Nathan Road
Yau Ma Tei
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Yau Ma Tei Station, Exit A, then Exit A1

Open 24 hours
Tel: 2138 8678
Web: http://www.huntersauna.com.hk/

If the fascinated reader has read the posts, Hunter 4 and Hunter 5, the comments below will fall into context.


The Clientele

This place is Ground Zero for the 20-something chink fags – or at least an extremely popular venue for them. Exactly why is unclear but on several occasions around town, FuelMix heard chink fags talk that Double is losing its clientele. Bear in mind that in the Yau Ma Tei and Mong Kok areas there are 4 saunas that attract the 20-somethings: Hunter, Double, Alexander and 0101. (FuelMix hears that 0101 specifically markets itself to twinks and early 20s with a HK$50 entrance fee). Fags are also notoriously fickle when it comes to loyalty to any establishment (or person for that matter).

Before getting too excited at the prospect of hot messy sex with sperm-filled 20 somethings, let’s put a few things on the record based on the observations of a Friday nite from 9:30pm onwards:

The initial impression was one of gloomy silence and constant surveillance by the clientele. This was a different feeling to the sex-filled ogling, eye contact and relentless following of a hottie to be expected in other saunas. In Hunter, it felt like towel-draped espionage.

It starts from the moment of entry. Crossing the lounge, all eyes are on the newly arrived fag as he heads to the Locker Room. Even while changing, there is an ever-so-Oriental method of spying that averts all eye contact, puts on a scowl, clucks “Tsk, Tsk” then fades away to report on hotness and ethnicity to every other chink in the joint. That’s the only attempt at sauna camaraderie, by the way.

There was a steady stream of 20-something chinks ringing the doorbell. The place was filling up. Some were definitely muscled, most were skinny and ugly, some were blimps. The silence was so thick it could be cut with a knife. The only screams were that coming from the Jap porn right at the end of the Dark Room.

Given the potential play areas (the infra-red sauna, the large shower area, the private lockable shower, the watch-me-while-I-piss urinals), the utter absence of spontaneous action cried out for a Party Animal (say…..like FuelMix) who could get the balls rolling. Alas, it was not to be. The chinks were too busy perfecting their attitude and showing their best profile, desperately avoiding eye contact with FuelMix and each other.

At one point, entering the Dark Room, FuelMix counted 35 chinks neatly lined up against the walls in total silence (punctuated only by the screams of Jap porn). Every one of the play rooms was empty, and the only motion was that of other chinks who streamed in, obsessively navigating to avoid touching or bumping into the pre-arranged 35. They would have been better off renting out all those play rooms to the homeless.

Think about it………..35 chinks lined up and what wuz happening????

Zero. Zilch. Zip. Nada.

And nothing was goin’ on in the potential play areas either.

Fuck……….forget about FuelMix, these chinks couldn’t even even get it on with each other – and that’s including the muscle boys. Talk about paid impotency.

Hunter is for chinks. There was a distinct anti-foreign vibe quaintly reminiscent of the French or the simmering British ultra right wing. If, like FuelMix, you have a gorgeously muscled bod, sharp features and speak Mandarin, the anti-foreign attitude comes over 3 times as strong.

Maybe the chinks felt threatened. Maybe they felt that FuelMix should only go to those saunas where those chinks degrade themselves with gwailos and other foreigners. Or maybe this place is stuffed with highly closeted attitudinal chinks who stand there like zombies in a vain attempt to protect this place as "their turf".


Pros

• None.

Cons

• 10th Floor of an 11 storey, single elevator , potential fire trap of a building. FuelMix prefers his saunas on much lower floors or in walk-ups. He might lose his shirt, but he won’t lose his street smarts.
• Wasted action potential.
• No steam room or Jacuzzi.
• Major inter-chink attitude.
• Major anti-foreign attitude.
• Massively annoying dry sauna room.
• Massive stand and model.
• Massive amounts of scowl and pout.
• No lube dispenser in play rooms.
• Silence of the Lambs.

Would FuelMix Go Back?

For what….?
  
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