When They Came Running

A while back, FuelMix put up an online profile with pic, in a chat room. Being sharp featured, foreign enough to be an assumed security risk and no longer sexually into GWMs (having observed them at length in their native habitats in 4 western countries), FuelMix stated he was only looking for muscular Exotics. FuelMix has a good bod and expects to meet similar types. “Gym fit”, "gym toned”, “sporty”, unfortunately no longer cut it. The requisite standard is higher.

The chat room was crawling with GWMs trawling through the GAM profiles, many of whom were gaydar based. A minority of GWMs were looking for other GWMs. At that point in time, the majority of GAMs were also looking for GWMs.

It could be assumed that if the majority of GWMs were looking for GAMs and vice versa, FuelMix would not have presented a threat. Theoretically, his profile could only appeal to a tiny minority – if at all.

Unexpectedly, FuelMix began to receive pvts from GWMs. Their respective profiles said they were looking for “hot gams” or “young gams” or “slim gams” or “nice gams” or “btm gams for a hard fuck” FuelMix was puzzled…...why were they pvting him?


GWM No. 1

“I know your profile says you’re only into Exotics but are u willing to make an exception? I am” said GWM No. 1

OK, nothing ventured nothing gained. At least he was man enough to admit that he was willing to make an exception – although FuelMix has always been wary of fags who say one thing in their public profile and then attempt a backroom deal in pvt. They should go into politics. In any event, something in the back of FuelMix’s head interprets making an exception as tantamount to an act of charity. FuelMix doesn’t do mercy fucks – at least not without a tax receipt, dinner and gifts.

See also the post, An Exception To The Rule


GWM No. 2

“Hey! Nice bod!!” chirped GWM No. 2, “I’d swallow u anytime….u into group fun w/ GWM/GAMs?”

Clearly pushing his luck and from past experience, would attempt to use FuelMix’s profile as bait to lure other GAMs for his personal benefit. FuelMix had seen this potential scam before.


GWM No. 3

“Why do u only want exotics? That’s kinda elitist don’t u think?” whined GWM No. 3.

Now that's a  well-balanced fag with a chip on each shoulder. Griping about exotics AND elitism in the same breath. Probably had issues in the past with class, money and foreigners. What in fuck’s name is “elitist” in seeking the type of dude that a person finds sexually attractive? Using “elitist” implies that FuelMix has set his standards unacceptably – or insultingly - high or is somehow “better than you”. Does it irk the GWM to acknowledge that “preferences” exist for those other than GWMs who justify their exclusionary tendencies in precisely that manner?

And why should FuelMix drop his standards in the face of righteous carping? Did the GWM feel excluded 'coz he didn’t get FuelMix’s load? Or worse, that unlike the GAMs, FuelMix didn’t come running to him?


GWM No. 4

“Where u gonna find exotics in this town?” chimed GWM No. 4. Get with it.. u gotta play with what’s out there”

Gee, thanks. FuelMix just loves being encouraged to drop his standards, when it’s shrouded in the duplicity of acceptance and open mindedness, with a hint of compulsion.


GWM No. 5

“Exotics huh..? That’s what..? A rare form of bird or flower right?” sneered GWM No. 5.

FuelMix would have been chill had the questions been followed by a smiling emoticon. Instead, the white fag ran for his life and shut the pvt window immediately.

“Interesting”, thought FuelMix “the fool just gave me something to write about”.

Originally published 15 March 2009.  
Amended and Republished 4 November 2011 | 16 July 2017