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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Hutong Sauna 6

2/F Kar Wong Building
639 - 645 Shanghai Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Argyle Station, Exit A2

Tel: 2396 9595
Web: Hutong Sauna
Open 24 hours 


Received from a reader last week

The disappointment at Big Top [ see Big Top Gym and Sauna 15 ] was completely erased upon reaching Hutong. The place is not really that difficult to locate if one uses Google Map's StreetView to plan ahead. We didn't have a difficult time gaining access inside. After the reception, I was amazed at the quality of the interior decor. After the reception, one will have to turn right to reach the locker area. It's a relatively small room with small lockers (perhaps a bigger locker may be requested if a patron is bringing something with him). The opposite room is where they serve noodles and free juices all-night long. 

Once you get past the locker area, you will see the stairs going down to the main crusing area. The top level also hosts the a TV viewing area with a long couch where one can read glossies or munch on some peanuts after some hanky panky downstairs. The room on the left has a big bed and a TV which shows porn films. Going down, one will see the shower area on the left side. The area hosts roughly 9 shower "cubicles" in a circular sort-of design with a small rectangular hall in the separating wall allowing one to peek on the person showering on the other side. Beside the shower is the sauna and jacuzzi which, when we were there, were rarely used.


Before reaching the dark area, one will have to hang his towel in a numbered hook. This area is really a maze, with dead-ends and pitch-dark parts. The rooms are mostly in the alley illuminated by a small screen showing porn. If one gets lost, he may end up in the pitch-dark side with a bed or a secluded section near the rooms which is a bit narrow to access. Lube and condoms are available everywhere.

The crowd here on a Thursday night did not disappoint! The place is filled with young, good-looking, and fit locals. This may be the result of their "strict" entrance policy. Got immediate action upon arrival with a 21 year-old college student. A patron informed me that the number of guests thins out past midnight and the ones usually left are older guys which aren't that fit. But boy I'm glad I didn't listen 'coz after that, I met the hottest guy in VRM! We made out twice but I'd leave the details to your readers' imagination. Suffice to say that I left Hutong at 3am extremely satisfied and with great memories to keep me until my next visit to VRM. And by the way, I'm friends with that hottest guy in VRM now after I found him on Instagram when I put my good research skills to use. 

Anyways, hope this review helps other tourists who intend to visit Hutong. I always read and look forward to your posts which always keep me longing and reminiscing on my trips to VRM. Thanks a lot and keep doing what you're doing well.

FuelMix says:  Thanks for the update. (and we have no fuckin' idea what's goin' on with Google Blogger's formatting when we upload reader's contributions, so apologies if the appearance of the text looks shitty....).

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Boi Talk

Sent in by a reader last week:

After a considerable absence I went to the chat room last week, and the first thing that shocked were the number of guys looking for bareback in their profiles, coming up for 20% of all posters. 

The next thing of note was that not one guy who I chatted to could have sex without drugs. Ice seems to be the favorite, and when I ask if they can "function" on it, the usual reply was " not really". So what's the point of taking it if you are going to impersonate a pork chop in bed?


FuelMix says:

1.  Chat rooms are a total waste of time.  In the past, we did glean  blog material, but it's been a long while since we checked in.  We suspect nothing's changed.

2.   As for the "bareback" in their profiles, what they'll say and what they'll do, are 2 different things. Most are just hanging there in the chat room attempting to draw attention by seemingly being provocative. The majority will never hook up anyway and they know it.

3.  That said, there appears to be a global trend showing a resurgence in gay bareback amongst the 20 somethings who've grown up on this notion that HIV and AIDS is "manageable".  We're not sure where they got this notion but we suspect lamestream Gay Media had something to do with it.  Here in Very Rich Megacity, it's only recently that people are talking about sex, let alone gay sex.  Basic sex counselling takes place in the gay saunas when the AIDS prevention guys show up, but from our observations, those guys are usually just standing around fully dressed, as everyone else runs around naked fucking in the darkness. We actually feel sorry for those well-meaning guys who show up at the saunas.  Nobody pays them any attention.

4.  "Ice" is a big deal with the fags here and elsewhere - even though chemically induced impotency appears to be a spin-off.  That's why they pair it with Viagra.  Go figure. (Surely you noticed the Viagra sellers in the chat room).

5.  One thing we had noticed from our encounters in the sauna, was the number of young 20 somethings who couldn't get hard anyway.  At first glance, they didn't strike us as "Ice" lovers but lying there like a limp pork chop was a definite trait and it got us wondering.........these guys are college students. If they are on Ice, where are they getting the money for "Ice"...??  Why are they even taking it.......??  What is the hidden effect of "ice" on their currently cute or hot looks.....??  Do they know or care what's in store for them down the line....??

Thanks for writing in.


Monday, August 26, 2013

Watersports

So......the other day, FuelMix got caught in a heavy rain shower downtown and dropped in to piss at one of the public toilets (apparently a notorious tearoom) and, having relieved himself, had his attention drawn to some noise upstairs only to be shocked, SHOCKED.......to see a tall well built white guy, with a gym bag presumably from one of the cluster of (very gay friendly) gyms nearby, totally naked with a boner - and his underwear over his head and face like a hood.

He was obviously waiting for some kind of attention from the bemused gaggle of other (gay / bicurious)  Asians and whites that had gathered around, not quite sure what to do to him.

We have a suggestion:


Oh and while we're at it, Memo to the other white guy aggressively cruising in the same tearoom offering BJs wearing a T-shirt printed with the name of a famous law firm in town...........seriously dude, are you THAT stoooopid....???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........!!

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Saturday, August 24, 2013

Big Top Gym And Sauna 15

3rd Floor, Yuet Yuen Building
17 - 19 Mong Kok Road
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit A2

Tel: 2628 6196
Note: Open 2pm to 8am the next day; 
On weekends and public holidays open 2pm till 10am the next day. 
Staff speak good English 



Received from a reader a few days ago:

Hi FuelMix!

I've been to VRM last July and visited two saunas, Big Top and Hutong. I'm an Asian male from Manila, mid-20s, and relatively fair looking with gym-toned bod.  

I'll skip writing much on Big Top coz there's nothing positive to comment on. Aside from the place being filthy, the crowd at around 9pm on a Wednesday is no good as well. I was just a bit lucky to meet a French guy there who said that he read good reviews about the place and ended up being disappointed as well. The reception offered us (I came with a friend) a free return ticket during our visit but our return was still a disappointment. Stayed there for about 30 minutes and decided to head to Hutong instead

In response to FuelMix's query to clarify his assertions, the reader subsequently sent another e-mail:

1.   What kind of crowd was there when you showed up on a Wednesday nite at around 9pm? GAMs? Mixed? Age ranges?


The crowd that night was mostly GAMs, late 20s-early 30s and up and most with attitude. Perhaps it's a little better before 9pm since I've spotted some on their way out who would've been a good catch.

2.   Exactly what was filthy about the place? 

By filthy I meant that he place is not well maintained. There's an uneven part of the walkway towards the shower area which can lead to injury.  The patrons who use the rooms do not clean up after (used condoms still lying around, the waste basket filled to the brim).  The water pressure of the drinking fountain is too mild and one will almost have to kiss it to get some.


FuelMix says: OK, thanks for the update.

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Thursday, August 22, 2013

Central Escalator 20

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 
37 Cochrane Street,
Central, 
Hong Kong
MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 
Tel: 2581 9951 (Staff speak very good English)

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.
Note: NOT open 24 hours
Opening Hours: 2pm - 11pm. 

Sent by a reader:

Hi FuelMix

Just letting you know that CE is attracting Filipino guys. Mostly tourists. They're staying in cheap hotels around town and showing up on weekday afternoons.

All the best
xxxxxx


FuelMix says:

Yeah we know. We'd heard about it a couple of months back.  Like the domestic helpers, the male Flips go around in a gang - minimum 3. And they giggle a lot.

The jury is still out as to whether they're hot. (And the jury went AWOL as to whether the crowd in CE is hot).

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Gay Slang

Sent in by a reader after having been spotted on somebody's Twitter page:

PRAWN:  when a guy has a smoking hot body but a Fugly face (on a prawn, only the body is eaten and the head, where the shit collects, is thrown away).

BLOUSE:  a really feminine Top.

SLACKS:  a Bottom with a comfortable "fit".


Monday, August 19, 2013

Alexander Sauna 25

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong 
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1  
 Tel: 2148 0400

Open 24 hours
Staff speak good English

From a reader:

Hi FuelMix

I dropped into Alexander twice over the past week and confirmed my suspicions that this place is not as hot as it used to be.  I had not been for several months because I felt the place was not attracting the hot guys it used to a couple of years ago, even at the peak times.

I showed up on a Tuesday night and a Sunday night. A couple of years ago, even showing up at non-peak times would have been fun in Alexander. Not now. When I showed up the place was full of Mainland Chinese guys. I'm GAM too but I just don't find them attractive.  The local GAMs were stuck up and full of attitude. Most did not have good bodies and those that did were just full of themselves. Also the local GAMs  were addicted to their cigarettes. You can't breathe near the toilets and the hot tub.

There was also a group of GWMs in their 30s. They were lean and OK looking. Not hot just OK. Some had tattoos. Some were working in China and come to HK on the weekend.

Getting depressed with Alexander and go not action. Not sure where else to go. I'm a GAM in my 30s with a gym fit body.

Thank you
xxxxxx

FuelMix says:

Yeah........we've been hearing for a while that Alexander has WILD fluctuations in clientele hotness - even on weekends and peak times. You're right......it wasn't like that in the past. Hotness was pretty consistent. But when Mainland Chinese show up, well............there goes the neighbourhood.

As for the GWMs, we've been hearing from our friendly GAMs on the street that the white tourist grapevine is actively peddling Alexander and Central Escalator as the places to go.  We're not surprised.  Years ago we predicted that Alexander and CE would compete for that segment.

Lately, we heard that ABC is becoming more interesting notwithstanding that it also has a history of wild fluctuations. Curiously, our GAMs on the street are saying that weekday evenings in ABC from about 6pm to 10:30pm are attracting a hotter crowd of mixed nationalities - GAMs, Bananas, Whites and Brownies. Apparently more English is being spoken there than in the past.

Could that explain the drop in Alexander's hotness during the week......???

We don't know. Check it out and tell us.

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The State Of My Pouch

With the avalanche of stats about the curious state of the world economy, it’s easy to lose sight of the simple indicators. Those fags who are not on the usual pay cheque- to- crack pipe treadmill, might be interested to know that the state of the economy can be divined by looking at the state of their underwear.

The accuracy of this oracle is said to carry the imprimatur of the former (and now thoroughly discredited) Chairman of the Federal Reserve in God’s Own Country who is said to eagerly follow the trends in Men’s Underwear Sales.

Simply put, if a man’s underwear is in less than stellar condition and he’s been putting off replacing it, the economy is still tanking. The theory goes that since hardly anyone sees a man’s underwear (well…..for fags, pretty much everybody does, but we’re talking theory here), they are the first thing a man stops buying when the economy turns grim.

Conversely, when mens underwear sales stiffen, that marks the end of “frugal fatigue” and things are looking up. Sadly, the stats are indicating that mens underwear sales – at least in God’s Own Country - won’t perk up till………2013.

So what does this mean for fags?

Most investors usually have a store of wealth. This is usually a physical asset like precious metals, jewellery, fine art, vintage cars or fine wine. Whilst there are certainly mega rich fags, the reality is that for the average urban fag, their underwear collection is the only thing to which they pay regular and loving attention – often going without food in order to buy that “must have” low riser modelled by that muscle god in the glossy brochure (whose pages are crisp with cum stains).

The fact is that no fag would be caught dead without boxers, briefs, thongs and jocks in perfect condition (usually in 2 underwear drawers all neatly arranged while the rest of his apartment is a mess). Underwear is a huge fetish for fags and is the centre piece of Underwear Parties and White Parties. In times of financial emergency or for steady income, fags sell their underwear and their jocks. It’s the equivalent of giving the shirt off their backs.

Often they’ll swap underwear with that soon-to-be-ex-BF as an intimate token of affection, which they’ll tenderly place under their pillow and inhale during the night. Then 2 weeks later when the magic is gone, they’ll hawk the thing on E-Bay or in a chat room.

Forget about the Gold Standard, a Basket of Currencies, Special Drawing Rights and Dollar Pegs. In the Fag Economy, FuelMix predicts that underwear sales should likely be brisk, or at least steady. Perhaps it’s butt warming to know that fags are keeping their end up.

Originally published 3 June 2009
Amended and Republished 20 August 2013

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Sunday, August 18, 2013

What Wuz I Thinking?

"OOWWWWWWWWW....!!"  screamed the trollish Fat White Fag rocking back and forth, "OOWWWWW....don't grip my balls !!  I hate it rough !! Leave my nipples alone....Don't fuck my mouth so hard....Here, stand up let me suck......I wanna see your muscles..."

And with that, the Fat White Fag began to suck - badly - apparently believing that using his hand to massage FuelMix's shaft somehow amounted to oral servicing.

FuelMix sighed with disgust and disappointment.  His once-in-a-blue-moon charity fuck, without the benefit of a tax deductible receipt, was not going well. With an hour to kill,  FuelMix had dropped into the sauna,  needed servicing and simply wasn't getting it - at least not in the manner to which he was accustomed. The sparse and Fugly sauna population wasn't helping and FuelMix had another appointment coming up.

Meanwhile, the Fat White Fag with the blood shot eyes was working himself into a frenzy.  His ugly stubby pink dick oozed precum on the vinyl like a slug's trail.  FuelMix looked at his sports watch and let out a long sigh......

"Are you coming?" whispered the Fat White Fag eagerly. He had shot his load without FuelMix caring or noticing.

"No I'm going" replied FuelMix tartly, stepping over his slimy body and into the shower.

Originally published 25 February 2010
Amended and Republished 18 August 2013


Thursday, August 08, 2013

Death of a Gay Ghetto 11

Vancouver's Gay Pride:  Fact, Fib or Fibonacci......?

Our analysis of the death of Gay Vancouver takes a fascinating twist, courtesy of a reader over there who sent us a series of links about the Pride Parade held on 4 August 2013.

The gist of the matter is the publicly quoted figure for the estimated size of the crowd that would purportedly throng the streets to watch the parade. The higher the figure, the more taxpayer funding for the event.

(Underlining and bold print by FuelMix):

"Skepticism should drive journalism. To fulfill its role in a democracy, the news media, in whatever form, must always question the official story. Sometimes the official story is true. Sometimes it isn't. Journalism must bridge that gap. Anything less is public relations.....................

Anyway, the parade's not for everyone. And that's fine.

But thanks to Vancouver city council, almost everyone in Vancouver is now paying for it.  Council, armed with a report from Jerry Dobrovolny, the city's director of transportation, voted unanimously in May to grant civic status to the Vaisakhi Parade, the Chinatown Spring Festival Parade and the Pride Parade. Which means taxpayers will help pay for these events in perpetuity.

But here's the key. The level of city funding depends on parade attendance figures. The more folks on the sidewalk, the more money for the parade. If a parade eclipses the 400,000 attendee threshold, it qualifies for the maximum amount of money available to civic parades. The Sikhs and the Chinese didn't come close. But according to the Dobrovolny report, the Pride Parade attracts "crowds close to half a million people."

Cha-ching.

Now taxpayers will provide up to $50,000 for "city services related specifically" to the Pride Parade. Policing, sanitation and such. The Pride Society, the non-profit in charge of the Pride Parade, will receive up to $20,000 for "planning support" and $10,000 for a "green parade initiative." Not bad for an organization that already cashes big sponsorship cheques from corporations such as TD and Telus.

Considering the pivotal role parade attendance figures play in the public funding process, the obvious question arises: Where did Dobrovolny, and by extension, city council obtain their Pride Parade attendance figures?"

--------"Vancouver Pride Parade Numbers Just Don't Add Up" by Mark Hasiuk, Huffpost British Columbia, 2 August 2013

Good question indeed.


Where Do The Crowd Figures Come From ?

The official answer from the City Council is that the figures came from attendance figures from previous years, the applicant (the Vancouver Pride Society) and the Police.

But, as Mark Hasiuk discovered:
  • "attendance figures from previous years" and "the applicant" simply mean that the figures came from the Vancouver Pride Society;
  • the Police have never kept any estimates of crowd figures for Pride.  In fact, the Police explicitly said the figures would come from the Vancouver Pride Society.
It would appear that the Vancouver Pride Society has considerable discretion in estimating crowd support for the Pride Parade. Anything less than 400,000 people (which other parades were NOT able to match) and full funding would be denied.  So, in 2010, they claimed crowd figures of 700,000; in 2013, they promoted a figure of  650,000 people (Hasiuk points out that would be 1/4 of the population of Metro Vancouver's 2.4 million people........)


Mathematical Calculations of Crowd Figures

Hasiuk enlisted the help of a Maths Teacher to estimate crowd figures for the 2010 Pride Parade Route, which was the same route used for the 2013 Parade:
"According to Robinson's calculations, considering the route length (2.7 kilometres), a crowd of 700,000 would be packed 47 deep, shoulder-to-shoulder, on both sides of the route from start to finish, a physical impossibility thanks to sidewalks and storefronts. A crowd of 10 deep, shoulder-to-shoulder, on both sides of the route produces an attendance figure of less than 150,000. Because of the narrow viewing areas, concluded Robinson, particularly on Denman, the 2010 parade likely attracted roughly 90,000 attendees.

Yikes. That kind of estimate would disqualify the Pride Parade from civic status, which, according to the Dobrovolny report, requires an "average attendance of 100,000 or more."

OK..  .it's not clear whether the math  calculations take into account the time spent watching the parade (which lasts about 3 hours), the frequency at which the crowd would build along the route during that time, or whether people are actually moving with the parade and merging with other crowds already there.

There are no doubt other criteria that professional stats and math whizzes could throw into the mix for greater accuracy. And that's the point. Shouldn't the City be demanding estimation analysis with "Good", "Bad" and "Ugly" figures from professionals qualified to make such estimations? After all, Pride Parade is touted as a revenue spinner.

But roughly 90,000 attendees estimated to be at the Pride Parade in 2010 compared to the Pride Society's estimates of 700,000 for that year......??? Whoa........What's going on here........?

The answer is not hard to find.


The Warfare / Welfare Mentality

We make no comment on Hasiuk's specific assertions that the Vancouver Pride Society has forced the city council into submission.

As a general comment based on our observations of life in the West, once individuals and organizations operating in a socialist economy, discover how they can milk the system through enforced political correctness, intimidation, smear and outrage, there's no end to the political favours that can be squeezed. That's how the Warfare / Welfare mentality works.  It very quickly disconnects from analysis or reality.


Comment

1.   We're happy to accept that in the context of Vancouver's small town status - and even smaller village mentality - (we shit with laughter every time we hear the World Class City moniker), the Pride Parade might be a big deal and like any other public event, would bring dollars to the local economy.

2.   We're also happy to accept that a public event like the Vancouver Fireworks, could attract around 700,000 people (or more) to watch it from both sides of English Bay. And that requires street closures and traffic diversions.  But the Pride Parade along a highly limited route "downtown", repeated annually,  we would say at best about 280,000 peeps (and that's including those leaning from the balconies)...........No.......on reflection we think it's much lower, probably around 80,000.

3.   There are 4 obvious omissions from Hasiuk's article:
  • whether he attempted a personal interview with Jerry Dobrovolny of Vancouver City Council to clarify how the crowd figure of 500,000 was arrived at;
  • whether he contacted Vancouver Pride Society for an explanation as to how their estimates originated. In particular, if in 2010 crowd figures were estimated at 700,000 why were the crowd figures for 2013 "reduced" to 650,000 when Vancouver's population was growing and the alleged popularity of the Pride Parade was increasing?
  • what were Vancouver Pride Society's estimates for 2011 and 2012?
  • whether he attempted to arrange a meeting between mathematicians, the Vancouver Pride Society and Vancouver City Council to rationally explain and extrapolate historical and current estimates for crowd figures;
4.    Some will allege that Hasiuk has an axe to grind. We didn't get that impression from reading the full article.  He's right in pointing out the reticence to confront issues involving sexuality, money and politics. In  a town like Vancouver where corruption and political correctness are entrenched and endemic (and have been for generations), it's hardly surprising that "sensitive" issues don't get the scrutiny they deserve. It's all about the photo-op, the campaign promises, the harm reduction, the meaningful dialogue, the inclusion of "diversity"...........the result is the distinct impression that the local politicos swallow anything ejaculated into their mouths.

5.  If  Hasiuk's assertions are correct, then  it's laughable that the Vancouver Pride Society appears exempt from meaningful oversight from Vancouver City Council. What for example are "the green parade initiatives"  for which the Society received $10,000.00 ? 

6.   It's also laughable that the police, responsible for crowd control every year have no independent estimations of their own, at the very least for logistical purposes. If there really were 650,000 people watching the Parade, most of central Vancouver would be gridlocked. The police's failure to prepare based on past crowd estimations, would mean they were negligent. The only reason the Police haven't kept crowd estimations of their own was because they took the view that the Parade wasn't such a big deal.

7.   What's surprising is that not even the newspapers (Vancouver Sun or Globe And Mail) questioned such massive estimations of crowd figures, but merely said, "A record crowd of approximately 500,000 people was expected to attend the event".  In other words, they followed the City Council line. We suspect that enforced political correctness meant this was as far as they dared go. See here and here.  We entirely agree with the first paragraph in Hasiuk's article that at this point, journalism became public relations.

8.   The joke is that the newspapers actually fucked the Vancouver Pride Society.  Think about it.........if it's alleged to be a "record crowd of approximately 500,000...." then by definition, that figure could NEVER have been matched in the past 35 years of the Pride Parade in that town - whether by promotional estimation or actual attendance. So it once again, begs the questions where did the Vancouver Pride Society get these figures of 700,000 for 2010 and 650,000 for 2013 AND how was the figure of 500,000 ultimately swallowed by the City Council.......??

9.   Check this out from what we assume is the Vancouver Pride Society for the 2013 Parade. Underlining by FuelMix:
" Attracting crowds of more than 650,000, the Pride Parade is renowned on the international stage among the largest and most successful events in the world in support of LGBTQ communities, with spectator and participants outnumbering the host City’s residents."
--------- http://vancouver.gaycities.com/events/247183-vancouver-pride-parade-festival
Our response:
  • Bullshit
  • Ever seen photos of the crowds at Sydney's Gay Mardi Gras......?
  • CKNW Radio in Vancouver put the actual crowd at......38,000

10.   If taxpayers are now partially funding the Pride Parade based on unilaterally spewed (and skewed...??) figures, what accounting and auditing oversight mechanisms are in place?  And if not, why not?  What recourse do the main sponsors have to check where and why the money went?

11.  Our series on Gay Vancouver has included reader's descriptions and photographs of the West End ghetto. We can politely say that the urban landscape there is depressing and underwhelming. If, according to the Vancouver Pride Society, 650,000 people were estimated to watch the Parade in 2013, all it means is that 650,000 people would soon find out the actual physical state of the Gay Ghetto. Is that something to brag about.........?

12.  To summarize:
  • Pride Society's promotional crowd figure 2010      700,000
  • Math teacher's estimated crowd figure 2010            90,000    
  • Pride Society's promotional crowd figure 2013      650,000
  • Vancouver City Council promotional figure 2013   500,000
  • Vancouver Sun promotional figure 2013                500,000
  • Globe And Mail promotional figure 2013               500,000
  • CKNW Radio reporting from 2013 parade              38,000

We refer readers to what we wrote in Death of a Gay Ghetto 3 for a macro-view of why things are the way they are in Gay Vancouver.

Shitting with laughter yet.........?



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Monday, August 05, 2013

Home Depot

Remember the good ol' days when white people (usually those with a nasal twang) would chat to an Asian about work and family.......?

And the Asian would say matter-of-factly that, yes, he was a college educated, financially independent working professional who was living at home with his parents and his other college educated, financially independent siblings ..........?

And the white people (usually those with a nasal twang) would recoil in horror and say, "OMG....! are you like still living at home with your Mom.....??!!  Isn't that kinda creepy......?  I mean.........what do you do when you have a date.......where do you bring them.....??  Don't you get any action....??  Just asking you understand.......Aren't you in a hurry to move out....?? I so moved out when I was [insert age]"

And the Asian would say matter-of-factly that he would bring his date home to meet his parents (just like his college educated, financially independent, working professional date would take him to their home to meet their parents)........and if they wanted some time alone, they'd check into an expensive hotel in town or head to Bali, Thailand, Taipei, Malaysia, the Philippines or somewhere in the region...........and when the time was right, he'd move out, get his own place and continue financially contributing to his parents.......?

And the white people (usually those with a nasal twang) would say, "Oh...." and the conversation would trail off..........?

We have some news for those in God's Own Country...........

According to Pew Research, 21 million young adults in the US between 18 - 31 are now living at home with their parents. This stands at a 45 year high.

Are we to assume that they're all str8....? Hardly.

Lately, there's been a lot of noise about rising home prices in the US.  That's true and some areas are seeing hard and fast price increases. While some are being bought by individuals, many were bought in bulk by Private Equity funds looking to either flip them or rent them out. (We're also seeing some of those funds dumping their houses because they discovered the renters couldn't afford them).

So fags, consider the totality of the following facts in God's Own Country as we see it (we're happy to be proved wrong) :

  • Massive increase in those on Food Stamps;
  • Spike in housing prices - we suspect unsustainable;
  • Rising mortgage rates;
  • Rising numbers of those becoming renters;
  • More potential bankruptcies of cities;
  • Municipal and union pension funds at risk;
  • Large number of unemployed and those given up looking for work;
  • Growing wealth disparity between white collar high income professionals (some fags) working in finance and banking and mid-level professionals;
  • Most new jobs being created are part-time and mainly in low-level retail;
Bottom line: the numbers of those young adults staying with their parents will increase in God's Own Country.

So here's our question......why isn't Lamestream Gay Media dealing with this....? Not sexy enough? Too grim? Can't put an air brushed muscle jock on the cover to sell THAT story? Doesn't help the Pink Dollar propaganda?

We find it ironic that Asians, derided for decades by those with a nasal twang, for living at home, are now witnessing the very same phenomenon being forcibly imposed on their detractors.

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Sunday, August 04, 2013

Gay Business Trends

Mention the words, "gay business" and the images that come to mind fall into 7 categories:

1.   Really gay businesses with a historical track record of  flaming gayness:
  • hair salons and spas 
  • flower shops
  • gay bookshops and gift shops
  • home decor shops 
  • gay clothing retail 
  • gay clothing manufacturers 
  • gay gyms
 
2.   Gay Bars, Clubs, Cafes and Restaurants

3.   Gay Sexual Businesses: 
  • saunas 
  • gay sex shops with booths and glory holes 
  • gay escort agencies
  • gay porn production
  • gay sex toy manufacturers 
  
4.   Gay Promotional Business
  • mega-dance, circuit parties and rave organizers (with or without fashion show thrown in)
  • DJ promotions
  • Drag Queen shows
  • Mr Gay This-or-That competitions
  • Gay porn video award ceremonies
  • Pay-for-entry gay sex parties - think HustlaBall
  • Gay Financial Planners - yeah we put them here, because most are paid commission whores for the mutual fund and insurance companies whose "products" they "recommend".
  
5.   Gay Professional Services:
  • gay law practices - usually small scale
  • gay medical and dental practices - usually small scale
  • gay accounting and bookeeping firms - usually small scale

 6.   Gay Lifestyle Businesses
  • cruises
  • resorts
  • personalized itineraries
  • naked yoga retreats
  • high-end men only spas
  • gay travel agencies 
  • freebie fag rags and paid gay mags (held hostage by their advertisers and special interest PC groups...?)
  • Gay TV stations (held hostage by their advertisers and special interest PC groups....?)
  • Gay radio stations (held hostage by their advertisers and special interest PC groups....?)

7.   Gay Internet Businesses:
  • chat rooms
  • message boards
  • regional and international gay portals acting as databases
  • online interntional gay escort portals
  • multi-player 3D gay animation virtual hookups 
  • GPS hookups via smart phones and stupid fags **cough** Grindr **cough**

Exclusions

(We're ignoring for the moment, those activities that may run as a quasi-business non-profit model, for example, Gay Film Festivals that receive official funding and commercial sponsorship, or a gay hospice established via fundraising and/or a philanthropic Foundation).

 
The Lifestyle Loop

Notice that in the list of 7 it doesn't matter where one starts, it operates as a feedback loop. In other words, sooner or later a gay man will have gone up and down that list a few times million times in his life. If he's awake, he'll understand that's where "the lifestyle" and its associated baggage  benefits comes from and he'll choose judiciously, perhaps to avoid stereotyping himself. 

If he's up to his balls in it, he'll die a statistic.


The Pink Dollar

For over 25 years, it's been fashionable to talk about the power of the "Pink Dollar". This is the assumed purchasing power of the affluent gay man, who, devoid of the usual hetero commitments,  is said to have the financial means to indulge in never-ending sessions of retail therapy globally. 

Recently, we came across the figure of US850 Billion as the projected purchasing power of the LGBT "community". We were baffled by this figure because like so many other things in Faggotry, one is not supposed to enquire too closely. We haven't seen any breakdown of figures amongst the L, G, B and T categories. Everything is just lumped together.

For starters, we're not aware of high net worth Transvestites or Transgenders. The former are usually closeted non-passable types polluting Craigslist, or performing drag queens.  The latter are usually living off porn and prostitution, usually on hormone therapy or saving for their next surgical procedure. Some Transgenders hold down a middle class full time job via mainstream employment.

As for Bisexuals, unless they 'fess up as Bi, we don't think it's possible to obtain any accurate information how their income is split between hetero and homo expenses. Many are on the down low anyway.

For gay men, again we're clueless although we have some suspicions. We think that the overall purchasing power of gay men in the West has fallen and for many will continue to fall, but is rising in Asia. We would dearly love to see regional and country breakdowns. We refer the reader to the series, Cash Flow For Fags 1 and 2 for our take on typical expenses for the generic fag and the high-end fag


Gay Marriage & Gay Business Trends

However, one development in the West may affect Gay Business Trends. That's the intersection of Gay Marriage and Gay Business.  In God's Own Country, the Defence of Marriage Act, which defined marriage as the union between a man and a woman, was (predictably) struck down by the Supreme Court.  One of the reasons given was that it discriminated financially between heteros and homos.  This dovetailed into our contention that the Gay Marriage issue was not about Luuuv and Equality, but rather about the legacy status of Same Sex Benefits during and after employment.

For the purpose of Gay Business trends, the ruling allows married gay couples to pool their resources and thus present themselves as "qualified investors" or "accredited investors" for the purposes of investing via Private Equity.

Private Equity is the buying of shares in privately held companies such as startups or mid-sized businesses with potential or a track record. They are not quoted on the stock exchange, although the venture capitalists who invest in them, frequently with management control, may seek to take them public via an Initial Public Offering.  Alternatively, as the company becomes successful, they may sell their shares to another private investor, sell the entire company or take a cut of the revenue stream in order to recover their investment and make a profit.

It's not hard to see that if some gay couples in the West qualify as private equity investors and gay individuals in Asia have higher disposable income, then an 8th gay business classification is taking shape:

8.   Gay Private Equity Investment


Gay Private Equity Investment is Already Happening

“Investing in quality companies that recognise the business case for LGBT diversity is both sound investment management and a force to effect change for good”

--------Williams Institute Research

Take a look at the website of LGBT Capital. Based in London and Hong Kong. It describes itself as a specialist asset management and corporate advisory business dedicated to furthering LGBT freedoms globally.

Here's some more (underlining by FuelMix):
As LGBT market segments develop further, significant opportunities for well conceived and sensibly capitalised LGBT targeting consumer businesses are emerging, not least in developing markets.........LGBT Capital deploys its experience and an international perspective to offer advice and execution to support:

- Capital Raising for start-up and existing businesses, including for organic growth;
- Potential merger and acquisition (M&A) for inorganic growth;
- International and cross-border expansion;

- Greater China Business Entry, including the sourcing of local partners.

LGBT Capital provides advice and execution to mainstream businesses looking to target the LGBT consumer sector........

Check out this Mergers and Acquisition example. Underlining by FuelMix:

GROUP NEWS: LGBT Capital completes groundbreaking M&A transaction, demonstrating LGBT gaining increasing recognition as a mainstream growth market. Fridae.com and Stark Mobile Technologies sign deal to create leading mobile and app platform for the preeminent Asian LGBT site. As part of the deal brokered by LGBT Capital, Stark becomes a major shareholder in Fridae and will provide full technology and infrastructure support.


Not only has this company launched 2 investment funds, but its also launched a Wealth Management Fund aimed at the LGBT crowd in Asia. This fits in with our assertions in Fag Future 2011 - 2020 about the growing wealth of the Asian fag (together with our warning that some Asian fags will, as a result of hubris and arrogance, go broke spectacularly).



A Word of Caution

It's all fine and dandy to crow about the potential of LGBT businesses and we wish them well.  However, from our experience in observing gay businesses, an important element that doesn't show up in the Business Plan, the Statement of Cash Flows, the Income and Expense Statement or the Balance Sheet, is the quality of Emotional Intelligence of the gay business owner.

It's really a behavioural mechanism.  As Anthony Robbins says, there's a difference between what a person can do and what a person will do.  We've been flabbergasted at the crippling lack of Emotional Intelligence and pervasive criminality in some (not all) of the gay businesses we've examined.  It simply turned us right off having anything to do with them. We're not sure whether it was a Western cultural thing, or a global sub-cultural trait.

Ever seen a fag in an Armani suit and a briefcase throw a hissy fit when his balls have been pinned to the wall by a direct line of questioning by potential investors.....??  It's amazing how quickly he'll ejaculate that he's being "violated".  If institutional private equity is now looking in his direction, we'd like to think that perhaps the fag will Man Up a little.

Time will tell.

In the mean time, we'll remind ourselves of our favourite verse and chorus of Kenny Roger's classic hit, The Gambler:

.......He said, "Son, I've made my life out of readin' people's faces,
And knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice."..................


Chorus:

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.




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