Alexander Sauna 37

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong  
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1  
Tel: 2148 0400

Open 24 hours
Staff speak good English
Price:  Officially HK$150.00. Those with a stamp card, pay less.

FuelMix Writes Off Alexander.  Will Not Show Up.  
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1.   In our previous post,  Alexander Sauna 36, FuelMix warned he had placed this sauna on a downgrade watchlist.  He thought long and hard about the correct conclusion, bearing in mind what he'd seen and reported over the years; plus what the friendly GAMs-Throats-On-The-Street were telling him, which he had also reported.

2.   For a sauna that opened a few years ago with potential based on location, size, 24 hour opening and a somewhat mixed clientele of locals and tourists with attractive bodies, something had gone very wrong for a while.

3.   On his latest visit, in the late evening on the start of a long weekend with a packed crowd, it was all too clear:

• Yet again, a searing Steam Room that made it impossible to lean against the walls, sit on the benches, or touch the door handle;
• A scorching Dry Sauna where several seconds was all one could take;
• A dirty water fountain outside the Steam Room that had not been working for over a month;
• Intense cigarette smoke in the Wet Area, hazardous to breathing;
• Music in the Dark Area cranked at decibel-shattering levels of Jap Pop and Gaga;
• A chronic infestation of ugly Mainland Chinese;
• An unending combination of Fat and/or Fugly Asian clientele;
• The occasional bewildered white foreign tourist;
• A handful of excited Filipinos who'd never seen anything better;
• A complete lack of "vibe";
• An overwhelming feeling that Alexander had become a waste of time and money; 

4.  FuelMix has written off Alexander.  He will neither be going there nor uploading his reviews. Readers may submit theirs if they wish.

5.   Here is the updated list of saunas that FuelMix has written off.  It's a subjective assessment, but we think there is a degree of accuracy.

• Alexander
• Birds
• Central Escalator
• Chaps
• Colony
• QQ Fitness

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