HomoHetero

“So FuelMix...”, said the muscular white gym hunk (whom FuelMix had thus far assumed would bowl his balls down Breeder Alley), “you’re pretty balanced for a gay dude.  What’s your secret..?”

FM:  A chip on each shoulder

HomoHetero:  Hey I wanna ask you..…. saw a couple of Gay Pride parades.  Tons of guys on floats, great bods wearing skimpy stuff.  These gay guys are pretty built.  Even the women were checking them out

FM:  Yep

HH:  Seems pretty easy for gay guys to get sex then?

FM:  Can be

HH:  Like how……? You just stare at a guy and show him your bod…?  I know how to pick up women. How do you guys pick up guys?

FM:  Eye contact, right body signals, a smile here and there, say the right things at the right time……

HH:  Seems easier for you guys to get it all over town not just in pick up bars. You don’t even have to buy them drinks or dinner.  Is it true that gay guys don’t care about rejection?  They shrug it off faster than str8 guys and move on to the next piece of meat wherever they find it?

FM:  Pretty much.  No point agonizing about anonymous sex that never was

HH:  So what’s the deal with anonymous sex and gay saunas?  They exist here in Very Rich Megacity right? Or is that just a rumour?

FM:  They exist and they’re registered as male bathouses or fitness centres.  They’re quite a few of them all over town.  Some are open 24 hours

HH:  Really…..?  So what do you have to do to get in?

FM:  Be at least 18 and have a cock

HH:  That’s it?  I’ve never been.  So if I showed up, do I tell them that I’m actually str8 and just checking the place out…..?

FM:  How would you prove you’re str8?  Pussy juice?

HH:  Awww….c’mon man I’m serious.  You make it sound like Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

FM:  It is

HH:  So…..like married guys or bi guys or single str8 guys or guys with GFs show up there too?

FM:  Yep

HH:  Whoa…….really?

FM:  Trust me

HH:  How do they know what to do in there……?  Is there like……I dunno, a code of behaviour or something?

FM:  Yeah…. certain conventions, dos and don’ts.  Pretty  easy to pick up by watching the other guys.  Basic rule is don’t be a pain in the ass

HH (grinning and grabbing the crotch of his gym shorts):  But I got 8 inches here, thick and cut

FM:  Yeah that’s what every white boy says……..what are you angling at dude….?

HH:  Dunno really.  Just kinda curious about the whole thing.  Can’t get my head around how easy it is for your guys to get laid……and this whole gay sauna stuff.  Seems kinda mind blowing…..

FM (grinning):  We blow all sorts of things.  We aim to please

HH (lowering his voice and moving closer):  Hey listen…….don’t take this like I’m coming on to you…...but do you think you could take me to a gay sauna here in town…..?

FM:  No.  It’s something you need to do yourself.  I can point you to the info but you need to go in alone

HH:  How come?

FM:  You’ll need to process the experience internally and physically, draw your own conclusions about what is and what isn’t.  I’m not gonna interpret or filter what you see and feel when you’re totally naked.  I ain't your therapist.

HH:  Dude, you make it sound like I could blow my circuits, end up more gay than str8, get totally hooked on this

FM:  It’s been known to happen

Originally published 9 January 2012
Republished 23 June 2014 | 4 July 2016 

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