Gateway Sauna 5

1/F Kwong Ah Building
114 Thomson Road
Wanchai
Hong Kong

MTR Exit B3

Telephone: 2591 0500

Note: NOT open 24 hours.  
Usual hours appear to be 2pm to 1am.  Call beforehand.
Staff speak good English.

FuelMix was in Wanchai shopping in the computer plaza and after pissing in that notoriously cruisy (sometimes annoyingly so) tearoom next to Wanchai MTR Station (Exit B2) which faces the basketball courts of Southorn Playground,*** he decided to drop into Gateway Sauna 'coz he had a discount card which was expiring that day.

Showing up on a Thursday evening at 6:45 pm, FuelMix was shocked at the number of people there.  He counted 32.  Mostly GAMs plus 3 GWMs who appeared to be in their 40s. (Can't tell with whites - they age so badly).

Despite the large number, the crowd was utterly FUGLY (with large numbers of Fat & Fugly) - and what's worse, aggressively groping Fuglies.

Many GAMs have not got it through their heads that there is a right way and a wrong way to initially touch someone.  Just because someone is standing there in a towel, and a passing Fugly grabs their crotch and doesn't feel an erection, does NOT mean that the person in the towel is not well hung.  Like FuelMix, perhaps their genitals are still reeling from the pain of being grabbed in such an amateur fashion by a previous Fugly minutes ago.

God only knows where these fuckin' slants get their sex education - probably pixelated hetero Jap porn, where foreplay is the guy taking his socks off.

More GAM Fuglies continued to arrive.  It was sad.  The quality of the crowd was exactly at the level of Galaxy's clientele.  To help our readers remember the comparison, here are the 4 Gs:

• G - for Galaxy;
• G - for Gateway;
• G - for Garbage;
• G - for Got It....?

Perhaps we picked the wrong day and the wrong time. **sigh**.  Just upstairs from Gateway is the Thai Kick Boxing Gym with some pretty hot guys working out.  Why don't they show up.....?

In Gateway Sauna 4, we said this:

• It's a convenient, discreet location in Wanchai;
• It's clean and well maintained;
• It's better than anything in Central;
• It's got a large communal play area at the far end;

This place really deserves a better looking clientele and a wider window of opportunity. The customers told FuelMix that:

• On weekdays: the window is between 5pm - 7pm;
• Saturdays - afternoons onwards;
• Sundays - afternoons onwards;

Note: it now appears that the window of opportunity is between 5pm - 8:30pm


***  Actually,  there are 4 notoriously cruisy tearooms in Wanchai.  We learned about them from our friendly GAMs on the street.  They know everything.

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