Action Sauna 9

1/F Overseas Building,
417 - 421 Hennessy Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR:  Causeway Bay, Exit B

Telephone: 2893 7027

Note:   NOT open 24 hours, except on weekends. Call to confirm opening times  

So……..it was time for an update.  A Friday night around 6pm (relax fags, it’s a different Friday to when FuelMix dropped into QQ Fitness in Wanchai…..)

The problem with going to Action is that it can have an utterly non-sexy vibe.  At HK$130.00 entry fee, it ain’t cheap and a customer is fully entitled to question whether it’s worth the money.  FuelMix has frequently heard from frustrated Action patrons, who dubbed the place “Non-Action”, that it’s more interesting under the Canal Road flyover………….Dunno what’s there……..?  Oh dude……….

Anyways, FuelMix showed up, paid coin, pushed open the door – and promptly got a facefull  of exhaled nicotine from a slew of chink fags who’d fled there after the office.  They were in their 20s 30s and 40s.  Some had gym toned bods, several were visibly muscular, the rest Fugly.

Getting undressed in the all black décor, FuelMix padded to the shower.  One bit of it is a small Dry Sauna with adequate heat levels.  The shower curtains are now transparent.

There was no shortage of people coming in – mostly GAM fags of all ages, some of whom were certainly built. Not necessarily pretty to look at, but built.  There were also a couple of white tourists, plus 4 local white fags and 2 Banana fags.  So an interesting melange of ethnicity and body type with potential for action, right………?

Heh…………

These chink fags certainly know how to take Stand and Model to absurd levels.  Well at least they have the cigarette to accessorize.  The white fags and tourists padded around dazed and puzzled by the lack of interaction.  They were all asking the same unspoken question………..WTF was this place being called “Action” for?

It was worse in the Dark Area.  All the chink fags, whether built, Fugly, slim or flabby just propped themselves against the walls.  It took a few seconds for FuelMix to realize that the “Tsk”, “Tsk” sound he kept hearing, wasn’t the CD dance track that was skipping.  It was the chinks rejecting each other in the dark.

There was a GWM in his 30s, 6’ 4” tall, very muscular and tattooed.  FuelMix could see how he might get attention in another place.  The dude got zero attention in Action.  He smiled at guys, said, “Hi” and all he got for his trouble was a slant eyed stare followed by a head swivel.  The white guys avoided him too.  Perhaps they found him too intimidating or they were looking for local cuisine.  Had that dude been at Central Escalator, he would have turned the place upside down in a mad rush of lust – assuming he could fit into those stupid little cabins.

It’s pretty clear that’s something’s up when the staff at Action constantly reassure their puzzled customers that the best time to show up is Saturday.  Well if that’s the case, why not open just one day a week?

There can be eye candy to look at in Action.  But eye candy with attitude is such a fuckin’ turn off, that a customer would be better served demanding a refund.

If any fag has been to Action on a Saturday, send in a report.

As he left the building around 8:30pm FuelMix was stopped by 2 tourist fags waving a map asking if this was where they could find Action.  "Yes" and "No" said FuelMix and kept walking.

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