Colony Sauna 9

2nd Floor, 177 Prince Edward Road West
Kowloon
Hong Kong
Tel: 3486 1342
MTR: Prince Edward Station, Exit B1

Open 24 hours
Web: http://203.86.167.152/ads/Colony/

Free Wi-Fi Now Available 

FuelMix dropped into Colony Sauna on a Saturday evening for their Nude Nite which starts from 8pm. Steady stream of guys came in, mainly GAMs in their 20s and 30s.  Not the hottest guys around but some had gym toned bodies.  Also a handful of overseas educated GAMs there too so English was not a problem.

Everyone was pretty quiet, not attitude – just the vibe of the place is different to other saunas. Music playing was Easy Listening stuff from the 70s plus Nora Jones.  Having a shower while listening to Don Maclean’s “Vincent” was kinda interesting.

This place is squeaky clean and is the cleanest gay sauna in town.  It’s elegantly decorated without being overpowering.

When Nude Nite starts they dim the lights in the main Living Room.  There’s a wrap around balcony with cushioned wicker couches and plenty of candles.  Privacy is assured through high fencing, canopies and REAL !!! plants. (Those from Very Rich Megacity will catch the joke).  Although the traffic noise from Prince Edward Road is horrifying, the candlelit ambience on the balcony is very soothing.  Guys go there to smoke and chill.  After a while it’s possible to tune out the traffic noise.  The balcony is a discreet place to make out or if you’re as hot as FuelMix, to get a massage from an adoring customer (or 2).

Eventually FuelMix got some really good action with a young GAM in his mid-20s so nothing to complain about there.

Unlike say, Alexander Sauna, which is also clean, good fun and (if timed right), has the vibe of a raging meat market, Colony Sauna’s vibe is much more understated.  It is possible to get satisfying action, but you’ll have to wait more patiently for it.

Truth be told, FuelMix likes this place precisely because it’s clean, understated and elegant. He likes Alexander too **snicker**.

FuelMix suggests that more fags – particularly tourists and whites – give Colony Sauna a shot.  As mentioned above, overseas educated GAMs are showing up regularly.  So far the management has played their cards right in claiming to carve out a distinct niche sauna with a very individual vibe.

There’s also free pastries, herb teas and free Wi-Fi if you want to bring your notebook or smart phone.

Warning:  the steps leading to the Loft in the Dark Area can be difficult to see properly and can be very slippery with lube. The management needs to put hand rails on that damn ladder.  The next time you're there, complain about it like hell and telephone them as well.  FuelMix has seen a couple of fags take a very nasty fall.  Watch out and complain about it.

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Double Sauna 8

8th Floor, Oriental House
24 - 26 Argyle Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit D3

Tel: 2396  9595
Web: Double Sauna

If proof was ever needed as to the ethnicity of the clientele that this joint is targeting, large chunks of their new website is in Chinese (including their address).

The few bits in English are telling - especially the hook about the HK$55.00 special.  In a previous post, Double Sauna 7,  FuelMix alluded to complaints from other GAMs about how they would show up only to have the HK$55.00 special vanish.

Now the nice people at Double actually tell you that the Special will end without prior notice........

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Going With The (Blood) Flow

"This is a pure medieval method and a huge violation of the individual’s right to privacy,"

------Cecilia Malmstroem, EU Home Affairs Commissioner reported in “EU criticizes Prague again over phallometry, wants explanation”, Prague Daily Monitor, 18 May 2011

In case fags weren’t aware of it, phallometry is the measurement of blood flow in the penis.  It’s alleged that this is used to measure the reaction to porn by men who claim asylum in the Czech Republic on the grounds that they’re fags.  The EU isn’t happy about it.

Let’s just think about this:

There’s no shortage of fakes passing themselves off as “gay” just to get asylum.  See what FuelMix wrote in the post, How Gay Do You Want It?

A bureaucrat is a dumb fuck individual, looking for some “objective” method to assess sexual credibility.  Brain hormone testing is an alternative, but phallometry is cheaper and quicker.

Fags are notorious liars.

Many fags have an exhibitionist streak in them.

Phallometry is a scene right out of  gay porn. For example:

• Fag goes to a “doctor” for “testing”;
• College dude shows up at the “campus doctor” for a “physical”;
• Gay guy goes for an interview at the office, gets the hots for “the boss”;
• “str8 dude” is sleeping on the couch and “fag” crawls up to him and starts blowing him. “Str8 dude” starts getting horny and “discovers” he likes getting serviced by another man;
• Older “gay man” seduces younger “str8 jock” through conversation, body worship and oral;
• 2 young jocks start trash talking. One is gay and starts steering the conversation to see how turned on the “str8” one gets.  The size of the bulge is everything;
• Locker room jocks comparing muscles after their workout;

In real life whether out on the street, on the subway, in the supermarket, in the airport, in the gym or in the office, fags are constantly phallometric testing each other.  What about intense eye contact, rubbing their crotches, licking their lips, brushing up against the other guy, stroking his arm and his shoulders in “casual” conversation, complimenting the guy’s body and muscles, staring at his crotch and his ass…….??  Is a fag seriously gonna say that isn't about getting the blood flowing to the cock - and the sooner the better?

If in real life the other dude isn’t receptive to the fag’s overtures, couldn’t any of the above also constitute a violation of the individual right to privacy?  Get out of my space, so to speak?

What about fags who wear cock rings?  Isn’t that phallometric testing?

What about fags doing Viagra to show off their erection? Isn’t that phallometric testing?

Fag culture pioneered not wearing underwear under jeans and cut off shorts.  It’s fag culture that pioneered padded underwear so that the crotch would bulge even more.  For what?  Oh yeah……. the illusion of phallometric testing – and bragging.

For the record, FuelMix is NOT condoning the use of phallometry in asylum applications.  He’s simply putting it into the context of a fag’s usual behavior – which is mirrored in gay porn.

While the EU’s concern might be well intentioned, in the context of Faggotry it is mis-directed.  As body conscious as a fag is, he’s only too ready and willing to drop his pants if it’s gonna help his case - whether for cruising, looking for ass, or looking for asylum.

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Central Escalator 10

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

With about 20 peeps there one afternoon,  FuelMix assumed there might be something worth sampling from the carnal delicatessen, but no………..*sigh*.

Instead he observed the demographics in the interests of blog research:

There were urban professionals of all ages obviously AWOL, lying to their secretaries while keeping a handle on the In Tray by hooking their cell phones under their necks as they undressed.

There were stupidly tattooed Western tourists cruising hard.

There were the neighbourhood Caucasian fags.  They never stray very far coz SoHo is their ghetto.  They’re the ones with the jaded look in their eyes coz they probably drop into CE every week and chain-smoke in the toilets.

Then there were the Orientals:

1. the excited locals looking for anything pale / old / hairy;
2. the excited locals looking for a  30 something white office professional;
3. the Mainland Chinese who can’t believe how small the place is;
4. the Bananas who think that wearing a baseball cap in the shower is…….hot ??

Go if you must and if you’re white, you probably will. They feel safe there.  It’s the only gay sauna in Very Rich Megacity where the Potato Queens give them a modicum of respect.  

If it’s variety you want, you might get it.

If it’s hotness you need, forget it.

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How Meth Destroys The Body

There'll be no shortage of fags rolling their eyes when reading the title of this post.  Chances are they'll tune out and move on.  As FuelMix has previously observed, fags have the attention span of a rubber band.

Those looking for an education, prior to looking at themselves in the mirror, should click on the PBS website and seriously ponder How Meth Destroys The Body.

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Asia's Sin Cities

This is kinda fun and worth reading for the giggle value.  The 7 deadly sins applied to 7 Asian cities courtesy of Asia’s most sinful cities CNNGo 20 April 2011.

1. Gluttony – Taipei, Taiwan;
2. Sloth – Seoul, South Korea;
3. Pride – Manila, Philippines;
4. Greed – Shenzhen, China;
5. Lust – Tokyo, Japan;
6. Envy – New Delhi, India;
7. Wrath – Pyongyang, North Korea;

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Butt Plug

Whoa.............FuelMix doesn't usually take those ads on Craigslist's M2M page for Very Rich Megacity seriously.

Butt..........this is a seriously good ass............

Galaxy Sauna 10

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C2

Tel: 2366 - 0629 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              2366 - 0629      end_of_the_skype_highlighting begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              2366 - 0629      end_of_the_skype_highlighting
No website that FuelMix knows of

From a reader: 

Also visited Galaxy across the street from [ABC Sauna] 14.00-15.00 that same day [10 April 2011]

At least 50 people there at that time...  I was easly the youngest person there by 20 years! There was nobody under 55... ..

That said is was still very very cruisy with some very insistent guys there....... if you are into the more mature man......

FuelMix says:  

Pretty much sums up Galaxy. 

The place is getting massive amounts of Mainland Chinese guys on the older side - many of whom must be married.  It's cheap, welcoming and dirty.  For many late starters, it's the perfect introduction to the alternative world.  But Fugly is the order of the day.

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ABC Sauna 11

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500

Received from a reader this morning:

Hi FuelMix

Just to add to the other recent comments on ABC Sauna.......I was there on Sunday April 10th @ approx 3.30 p.m.  There were 4 other people there at that time... 3 non-remarkable Chinese and 1 Thai or Filipino muscular guy.

[The reader also made comments on Galaxy Sauna]

Keep up the good work and thanks for the instructions in helping me find CE, Alexander, Galaxy and ABC on my recent visit!

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ABC Sauna 10

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500

From a reader:

Hi FuelMix

I read your previous review of ABC Sauna on a Sunday afternoon so I decided to drop in at that time too on 1 May 2011. There were lots of people there including GWMs.  The guys were pretty average and very little interacting with each other.  Most were just wandering around and around and there was lots of attitude.

I'm a GWM and didn't get any action.  In fact the GWMs left pretty quickly. I was disappointed with this place.

FuelMix says:

HHmmm........seems ABC Sauna's vibe can vary dramatically.  In earlier reviews of this place FuelMix was not impressed either. Perhaps that Sunday afternoon that FuelMix went there, the vibe was an aberration. 

Pity. 

Given its great location in Tsim Sha Tsui,  FuelMix was kinda hoping this place would have the vibe of its gay sister, Alexander - at least on a Sunday anyway.  Thanks for the update.

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