Snorting To New Highs

According to a report in the Telegraph dated 23 September 2010, entitled Oxytocin-the love hormone-could cure shyness what was once used to increase empathy and bonding, particularly between parents and children is now being considered as a cure for shyness - via a nasal spray.  It appears that this naturally occurring hormone, increases empathetic ability in the shy and socially less proficient.

Naturally occurring hormone huh?  Well, that's bad news for fags.

That's because the average fag resorts to synthetics like poppers and crack to increase his social proficiency.....oh wait if he gets his grubby paws on pure cocaine, or pure pot or pure heroin, that might qualify as a natural chemical.  Rats.........they're all usually cut with something too.

Come to think of it, is the fag actually increasing his social proficiency and empathy towards others when he's on chems?  Well, at a rave or circuit party or at Hustlaball, he might go around hugging and French-kissing the other fags.  But most of the time when he's flying on something, it's not for social proficiency or empathy.  It's the reckless abandonment of inhibition, the loss of coordination and a complete cognitive dissonance about time and space.  In fact, some fags are so socially proficient and empathetic while they're on chems, that they do us all a favour and permanently check out.

FuelMix can just hear the righteous chorus of fags screaming in disagreement......."Yeah, but when I yell "C'mon, fuck me, fuck me, just fuck me", when I'm repeatedly snorting poppers or chems in the sauna, I'm relating to other people and showing my empathy".

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