Colony Sauna 3

2nd Floor, 177 Prince Edward Road West
Kowloon
Hong Kong
Tel: 3486 1342
MTR: Prince Edward Station, Exit B1

Open 24 hours
Web: http://203.86.167.152/ads/Colony/


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Colony Sauna is owned by the same company that owns Chaps sauna in North Point. Betcha didn't know that.

Well fags, the mantra is as follows:

Colony Sauna is located on the South side of Prince Edward Road West, a couple of minutes walk ,eastwards, from the intersection of Nathan Road and Prince Edward Road West.

This is Mongkok  It is absolutely pukka and authentic Very Rich Megacity, as local as local gets.  It's loud, raucous, the roar of the street and flyover traffic is deafening, the pollution will choke, the crowds are disorientating, the buildings old and non-descript, the sensory overload is something else - hey......isn't that pretty much Very Rich Megacity everywhere?  No wonder it's soooooooooo much fun......

And the tourists hang out here too.... just outside Colony Sauna is the famous "Ladies Street" (actually the North end of Fa Yuen Street). Then there's Tung Choi Street where all the sports shops are (frequented by locals and tourists) and a little further east along Prince Edward Road West is the Flower Market and the Bird Market.

Hey, hey fags it's all happening right here in Mongkok.


Getting There

1.  Take the MTR to Prince Edward and head towards Exit B1.  Look for the words, "Mongkok Police Station".

2.  Exit B1 emerges facing Nathan Road.  It is in fact on the intersection of Nathan Road and Prince Edward Road West.  On emerging, immediately face LEFT and walk a few paces to the pedestrian crossing located UNDER the flyover that runs directly above Prince Edward Road West.

3.  That pedestrian crossing faces a Chinese food shop called, "Taipei" as well as the Standard Chartered Bank, recognizable by it's blue and green logo.  If they're not recognizable, the fag is fucked.

4.  When the pedestrian light turns green, cross the street and on reaching "Taipei" immediately face LEFT.  The fag is now on the SOUTH SIDE of Prince Edward Road West.

5.  Now walk straight, past the Standard Chartered Bank.  There are a variety of shops selling clothes, shoes, all tacky and forgettable.

6.  Keep walking straight and the first cross street will be Sai Yeung Choi Street North. Cross it and walk straight.  The next cross street will be Tung Choi Street.  The name may not be visible, just take FuelMix's word for it. 

7.  Continue walking straight across Tung Choi Street and while walking, there will be a small outdoor seating area with some greenery, on your right, and a bus stop, on your left.

8.  Pay attention fags.  This is the first clue that you're nearly at Colony Sauna.

KEEP WALKING IN A STRAIGHT LINE BECAUSE THE NEXT THING ON YOUR RIGHT, WILL BE THE NORTH END OF FA YUEN STREET ("THE LADIES MARKET")- A SEMI-PEDESTRIAN PRECINCT - BUT THE STREET NAME WON'T BE MARKED.  IT CAN EASILY BE SPOTTED BY THE SHOPS AND STALLS SELLING CLOTHES, BRAS, PANTIES, STOCKINGS - AND ALSO BY THE PUSSIES AND TOURISTS STOCKING UP ON SUCH SHIT.

9.  Continue walking in a STRAIGHT LINE for a few more paces and LOOK UP.  There is a hair salon called Zing with a ludicrously orange sign saying that it's on the 1st Floor. That sign points to a small entrance in a walk-up old building that is 177 Prince Edward Road West.

THAT'S THE ONE YOU WANT !!!

10.  Clamber up the stairs (the floor tiles are white) and on the way up there is a row of mailboxes with Colony's name on one of them.  Zing is on the 1st Floor.  Then the stairs change colour to a dark green paint and they creak.  Climb them and get to the 2nd Floor.  There's a dark brown door with the name "Colony" on it.

If it's done right, the whole walk from Exit B1 only takes about 3 minutes.

Get buzzed in and pay coin of HK$138.00

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