At The Gym

Scene:  FuelMix is at the gym, and in walks his social gym buddy, a Hunky Muscular Dude, whom FuelMix hadn't seen in a while.

HMD: Yo bro, how u been?

FM: Hey dude, not too bad. U been working shifts again?

HMD:  Yeah, but did some clubbing too late at nite on weekdays. I like picking up women at the club, bring 'em home to fuck.

FM:  Thought u had a GF.

HMD: Yeah she'd kill me if she knew what I was up to.  That's the thrill of working shifts.


FM:  Thought you shared a place with your sister.

HMD:  Yeah I do.  She doesn't know what I'm up to either.  She told me she doesn't want me bringing women back 'coz she owns the apartment, but who gives a fuck about her?


FM:  So......... how's that work?

HMD:  I hit the club about 11pm on a weekday. Order a drink, wait for some attractive woman who's easily fuckable with no-strings, stay in the club till 4am closing then we both head to my place in a taxi ( I don't drive when I drink).  We get home, my sister's still sleeping, open the door real quietly, tiptoe into the apartment and into my room, get into bed, kiss, makeout, fuck a little, fall asleep..............

...........My sister gets up around 6am and heads off to work about 7:45am. We stay real quiet in my room so my sister doesn't suspect a thing.  When she leaves, we fuck our brains out and fall asleep till about 4pm. Then I might drive the woman home or put her in a cab, or take her to the subway station.


FM:  You swap fone numbers?

HMD:  Yeah sometimes.

FM:  How do you stop your GF from getting suspicious with the fone calls?

HMD:  Oh.....easy, I use men's names on my Caller ID for those women. If they call when my GF is around, I just show her the Caller ID and say it's some guy from work or whatever, step away and take the call to make another fuck date.  I keep a secret notebook to match the men's names to the women I've fucked.

FM:  Smooth.

HMD:  Hey.......what kinda condoms do you use?


FM:  Durex or Lifestyles........why?

HMD:  Yeah, I use Durex.  I don't trust the Chinese brands.

FM:  Neither do I.

HMD:  You have a GF?


FM:  No.

HMD:  So what kinda women you like to fuck?


FM:  Um...................................

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