Towel Club 3

3/F Amber Commercial Building
70 - 74 Morrison Hill Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR: Causeway Bay Station, Exit A

Tel: 2575 6730

The Clientele

There are a number of muscular guys around - chinks, foreigners and whites. The fag buzz around town is that Towel Club is a mecca for "muscleboys". FuelMix is compelled to observe that some of the chinks there - particularly those in their early 20s - look like they're on steroids. In other words, they look odd. Definitely UN-hot.

The other silly notion that requires evaporation is that most Towel Club dudes are in their early 20s. Not so. The times that FuelMix was present, there was a wide age range there and a mix of nationalities.

FuelMix has heard that the "hottest" "muscleboys" come in on weekends around midnight. Well OK. FuelMix couldn't care less. He's hot enough to attract attention any time of day or nite. On the weekday evening that he was around, there were no less than 5 muscleboys who chased him (and none of whom got him). Personally, FuelMix prefers his beauty sleep come midnite, but if there are some fags out there who keep Paris Hilton hours and who want to corroborate what FuelMix heard, go ahead.

Be aware that the "muscleboys" will bring their gym bag and their attitude. In fact, the attitude is so thick in Towel Club, it's possible to scrape it off the walls like peanut butter. There's just tons of Stand & Model - aided and abetted by the layout by which fags prop themselves against the wall facing the Locker Room. It's kinda fun to know that a fag is ogling whilst you're changing, only to do the "fag swivel" of his head when you look. Don't take it personally. If you're as hot as FuelMix, you'll be followed into the Dark Room area. Be sympathetic. Most of these "muscleboys" can't function in the light and they have small weenies. From what FuelMix observed, a good many were bottoms.

Another interesting quirk is that all the fags either cruise the dark area or prop themselves against the wall. There were tons of empty rooms the nites FuelMix was there and not one fag thought of resting his feet by laying on the raised mattress in the rooms, switching on the lights, jacking off and generally being available. It was left to FuelMix to have the balls to invent the wheel on that one and get the party started. Then there were a cluster of fags at the door all ogling. One came in and buried his tongue in FuelMix's ass. Another came in and started licking FuelMix's armpits and then moved to licking his feet.

The other fags continued to ogle, occaisonally emitting the famous "Tsk, Tsk" sound when another fag obstructed their view.

The large dark room at the end of the corridor overlooking the street, can see a lot of action since is has a large raised mattress in the centre. A dude can lie there and simply wait to be serviced or serve, as the case may be.

Three things FuelMix would point out about Towel Club:

(1) they give 2 Towels - anything more and it's HK$5.00 each towel. Total rip off. By way of contrast, Alexander, Gateway and ABC hand out unlimited towel changes in the shower area. Just knock on the door. Even grubby Galaxy will hand you replacements at the Front Desk for free and they have smaller free towels right next to the showers as well.

(2) fags will steal your towel in the shower area - particularly if it's clean and dry. It might be done out of spite if they've been rejected in the Dark Room area. At HK5.00 an additional towel, it can add up. Do what FuelMix did and simply shove the spiteful fag if he tries to steal a towel. Not only will he run, but so will his makeup.

(3) FuelMix ended up with a mild case of jock itch from Towel Club's towels. It disappeared after a couple of days but that's the first time it's happened in any sauna. FuelMix was really pissed off and will take his own towels for showering next time.

Would FuelMix go back?

Hard to say. Getting jock itch from their towels is really great advertising for a place that calls itself Towel Club - even if they are offering a 20% discount on the next visit. There's still the feeling that the place is overrated, badly designed and out to nickel-and-dime the fag at every stage (remember no free food or drinks) even if it is one of the bigger spaces in town.

It does attract a mixed crowd - probably in spite of the attitudinal "muscleboys" attempts to keep it as their turf. The vibe there is more tension than fun. And...oh yeah......there's no shortage of Fuglies and skinny twinks there too.

See also:
Towel Club 1
Towel Club 2

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