ABC Sauna 5
6/F Cheong Hing Building,
72 Nathan Road,
Tsim Sha Tsui,
Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui
In the interests of blog research, FuelMix dropped into ABC gay sauna on a Friday evening after a nearly 2 year absence. It was time for an update. Assuming that it might be a meat packing locale, FuelMix instead discovered that the joint has 3 kinds of surprisingly ugly shit:
1. Chinks
2. Whites - local and tourist
3. Filipinos
Not sure how the latter discovered it, but they're making this place their new barrio (i.e. slum)
All 3 categories have laughable sky-high attitude. But the decorum is impeccable - the fags commute endlessly and silently in single file in one direction down the corridors. It's like watching something out of the Nutcracker - which is also akin to the feeling in one's balls when it begins to dawn that this place is truly Dead.
You have been warned.
(It was so pathetic that an hour later, out of curiosity, FuelMix asked a visiting white fag in the Locker Room if he'd scored. The fag shook his head sadly, pointing out he'd been there several hours. FuelMix said that as ABC was so lame, he was going across the street to Galaxy and invited the visiting fag to tag along. The fag agreed. On reaching Galaxy, fag was ambushed by equally ugly chinks - minus the attitude - and disappeared into a room).
See also ABC 1, ABC 2, ABC 3, ABC 4 to track how FuelMix changed his view of this joint.
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oh.. this is too bad.. then which sauna is good? i am visiting from dec 16 to 26.. muscular asian here from toronto..seems like there is no place to check out hotties in hk? any suggestions, hunky?
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Depends what you mean by hotties. FuelMix suggests the following saunas which have already been reviewed in detail on this blog:
ReplyDelete1. Alexander - open 24 hours and appears to be attracting an interesting mixed crowd, including muscular guys.
2. CE - if you want more of a white crowd, but don't expect them all to be hot. There are a ton of fat white fags there who block the narrow corridors.
These 2 saunas appear to attract a more international crowd of locals, foreign professionals and tourists. Alexander may have a tad more attitude though.
Hope it helps. (For the record, FuelMix has no connection with any of the saunas reviewed in this blog).
If you score, let FuelMix know.
ok, thanks.. I want hot rice!! I have had enough hot potatoes here..lol
ReplyDeleteI've been to Absolut in Singapore, totally hot! almost 100 buffed boys totally naked running around all night, best ever when i was there this year...
gtafunmuscle
are you going to review the new sauna Hunter?
ReplyDeletefuelmix i agree with you. it was full of fuglyness in abc today. thank god for tourists! others - don't bother it's a waste of time.
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