I Do

"[Gay Marriage] is an attack against the survival of the human species."

Bishop Juan Carlos, Rio Gallegos, Argentina, quoted in Yahoo News, 29 December 2009 "Gay Marriage in Argentina is 1st in Latin America"

Is that so bad? Hmmm...after all, priests and politicians created bastard children, orphanages, foster care, convents, monasteries, physically and sexually abusive state run religious schools, censored sex education (while insisting on the unquestioned acceptance of the Virgin Birth) devised the Inquisition, legalised torture, acknowledged the existence of the Devil and witchcraft, wiped out indigenous cultures who refused to convert or comply - and then insisted on the confession of sins.

All this while claiming that the priesthood was a "higher calling" and that politics was a "noble profession". In reality what it meant was that priests and politicians were for the longest time, immune to prosecution.

Presumably it would be impolite to point out that the legacy of priests and politicians has been the creation of millions of deeply wounded human psyches, which while physically functioning are sexually confused, emotionally traumatised, spiritually brutalized and politically betrayed.

Religion and politics are numbers games where the quest for Quantity overrides the scarred legacy of Quality. As far as FuelMix is concerned, emotional cripples who are the discarded byproducts of dogma, are just as much a threat to the viability of the human species as say..... hmmm.... 2 people of the same sex intending to enter into a commitment of integrity (whether through Gay Marriage or Civil Union) that might mean something.

Yes indeed, the World Management Team's view of Threat Awareness has taken on a bizarre twist.

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Hunter 3

From a reader who answered FuelMix's questions in Hunter 2 about Hunter gay sauna:


1. What's their address? Everything's in Chinese on their website.

It's the black building on the corner of Nathan and Dundas, above the Chinese Medicine Shop Dong Feng Hong. 10/f I think.


2. Is the place just for chinks or can anyone go?

I didn't see any non-Asians there when I visited.

3. Price?

Went in the week when they had the $68 promotion, but am not tempted to go back.

4. Decor?

It's Ok by HK standard but wouldn't say it's execptional. Clean due to its newness. Metallic toilet tiles lines the wet, open area. Open shower but there is a cubicle for those who doesn't want people to see them washing their cracks. A fish tank with 2 small fish mounted on the wall of the wet area; according to some comments in the gayhk forum some punters seem to be (easily) pleased with such a peculiar design logic.

Rooms with the usual vinyl mattress and sliding doors, nothing to scream about.

Reception / sitting out area with large bright TV and a fruit bowl with bananas and nuts. mmm.

Internet access on 2 LCD monitors mounted way too high. Everyone can see your emails and also their internet browser is set to autofill. so your bf may find out you've been checking email there, some time later.


5. Facilities?

only one large, brighly lit (by a hugh porn TV) infrared sauna. really quite a waste of space. No steam, no plunge pool. Actually rather poor layout as one feels you don't have too many places to park yourself.

One pitch dark room at the back - again too dark.

6. What kind of crowd?

Nothing too exciting, nothing too offensive, at least during my short stay.

7. Would you go there again?

No - can get bored standing in the corridor.

FuelMix says: Thanks for the input. Much appreciated. If anyone else has any input on this or any other gay sauna reviewed in the blog, send it along and FuelMix will publish it.

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Towel Club 2

The Decor And Layout

Reception

Push the door open and be disappointed. The reception area is all white, using those TEENY white tiles they used in old style public toilets here in Very Rich Megacity. No matter how hard one tries, they can never look clean. And it shows. Grubbiness pretending to be stark white trendiness is what meets the eye.

The rules,regulations and price lists embedded in the Reception Desk are TEENY too. Ignore them. FuelMix goes to a gay sauna to be flagrant, exhibitionist, naked and if requested, photographed. If a sauna has a problem with that, FuelMix can take his business elsewhere.

Remember the word, "TEENY". It's going to be mentioned a lot in this review.


The Locker Room

Pay coin and get a locker key, which is both alphabetacised and numeralized e.g. F16. The logic becomes clear on entry into the locker room: There's a TEENY sign on the wall to your left on entering the Locker Room that shows the layout of the bank of lockers. Since the sign is TEENY anyway, you won't see it. Bumble around looking for yours, whilst appreciating the "Tsk Tsk" sounds of attitudinal chinks.

Find the right locker, open it and discover that it too is TEENY. The one that FuelMix got was just a cubby hole with a bottom shelf for shoes. That was pretty surprising considering that even the cheapest sauna like Galaxy provides decent sized lockers and hangers.

The Locker Room is the main thoroughfare to the the Lounge, the Dark Area,, the showers, the toilets and the sauna. Expect to see a steady stream of customers checking out newly arrived fags as they undress. Stand And Model is highly prevalent - one can pick that up immediately - as are their grim expressions.

The Locker Room gives the first hint of the colour scheme of this place - Black, Real Black.


The Lounge

This is a large space with black armchairs, a large bar style communal table, one computer, a water cooler and a drinks vending machine. There's no freebie snacks or fruits. Surprising really, considering that many saunas make some effort to provide some free munchies.

One side of the lounge has a large glass window that looks out over the Wet Area i.e. hot tub, showers, steam room. It's a waste of time since the window is fogged up. Duh.......

The initial impression is that this joint drops clues all over the place that the intellectual elevator doesn't go all the way to the Top Floor.


The Wet Area

Exit the Lounge and turn right, walk down the corridor past the lockers and the sink. There's a door on the Right leading to the Wet Area.

Die laughing.......the hot tub is a long, narrow rectangular tank which the fag steps up and climbs into. It too has TEENY white tiles. It looks like the tanks found in markets and seafood restaurants stuffed with lobster, garoupa and (no pun intended) crabs.

Opposite the "tank" is a row of showers - in black and chrome. Get real pissed off, 'coz the showers are nasty and tempramental. They're either freezing or scalding, particularly if someone else is showering as well.

It's like WTF.....?

Flee the showers and head into the TEENY steam room - done in black. The seating ledges appear to be the narrowest FuelMix has encountered in any steam room, but there we are.


The Toilets

Exit the Steam Room, turn right. The toilets are surprisingly grubby. 2 urinals were out of order when FuelMix showed up. And the rectangular black sinks....uh huh... oh wait, they match the hot tub.


The Dark Area

Head toward the Lockers, turn right and part the curtains. This is the core of the sauna - and what a fuckin' irritation the first impression makes. Black floors, Black walls, low ceilings with a net and fake leaves (??), amber coloured lighting at calf level and a few mirrors.

The layout of the Dark Area is an asinine labyrinthine pattern, punctuated with pitch black alcoves and a small gay porn screen. There's also a pitch black larger communal playroom with a vinyl bed and alcove at the end of the corridor with the slit window overlooking the street.

On both sides of the corridors are private play rooms in black. First, the good news: the light switch is near the door and it's a raised bed sized space, similar to what would be found in gay saunas in North America for example. Now the bad news. Some of the vinyl mattresses are badly cracked and cut right into your skin.

Again, it's like WTF.....???

The clientele?? See Part 3

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Towel Club 1

3/F Amber Commercial Building
70 - 74 Morrison Hill Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR: Causeway Bay Station, Exit A

Tel: 2575 6730


Getting There

Depending on your point of view, getting to Towel Club gay sauna is either a breeze or a bitch. Causeway Bay is one of the most densely populated parts of town and has the pedestrian, the road traffic and the pollution to show for it.

Take the MTR to Causeway Bay Station. Get off the train and start looking for the signs that point to Exit A.

Be patient, bring some bottled water and some sandwiches because navigating through the pedestrian tunnels, escalators and underground shopping mall that make up Exit A is epic. So epic that the fag will truly wonder where the hell he's going. Whilst in the pedestrian tunnel, look for the signs that say "Times Square".

If the fag has diligently followed the MTR signs, the final escalator UP will bring the fag into the foyer of Times Square.

On arriving into the foyer of Times Square, turn sharp LEFT IMMEDIATELY and head towards the street. Step out onto the street and it should say Sharp Street East.

Face to your right and start walking down Sharp Street East towards Canal Road East which is a MAJOR traffic thoroughfare. If you can see a flyover whilst walking down Sharp Street East, fine.

When you reach the corner of Sharp Street East and Canal Road East, TURN LEFT and keep walking down Canal Road East, parallel to the flyover, crossing 2 little lanes with Chinese names on your left. One of those lanes is Yiu Wa Street.

Then, there is a MAJOR intersection with Leighton Road on the left and a pedestrian crossing on your right that will take you directly under the flyover. Wait for the pedestrian light to turn green, cross Canal Road East and walk directly under the flyover.

Under the flyover there is another set of pedestrian lights to take you across Canal Road West. Cross that too and then face to your LEFT.

Now here's where it gets a bit tricky:
(a) follow the bend of the road towards the RIGHT;
(b) coming out of the bend, there is another pedestrian crossing to your LEFT. You should be looking at a road island, beyond which is a Golden Dragon sculpture on a grassy patch;
(c) use that crossing to cross the street and you should be standing on that road island. The Golden Dragon sculpture should be just ahead of you. The road island you're standing on is the junction of Morrison Hill Road and Leighton Road, with Canal Road flyover behind you;
(d) on the road island, there is a pedestrian crossing to your RIGHT. Take it;
(e) that will bring you to the entrance of Amber Commercial building, just a few steps to your LEFT;

The building is stone grey. Go through the glass doors into the small lift lobby. On the Tenant's Board for 3/F are the words "TC".

Take the lift to the 3rd Floor and ring the bell. Wait for them to shout so you can push it open.

Comment

FuelMix attempted to follow the map found in one of the monthly pocket-sized free fag publications here in Very Rich Megacity. The map was crap, FuelMix wandered around, got pissed off and trashed the map.

What is even more surprising is the conspiracy of silence and complacency that characterizes the urban fag in allowing poor standards in mainstream fag publications. Any business worth its salt would ensure crystal clear directions so that it could be found.

But then most fags are pay check to pay check employees and not business owners, so what would they care? And here in Very Rich Megacity, with increasing numbers of drug-fucked fags, complacency and sub-standards are showing alarming comparisons with the West.

Oh and one more thing: after you enter and plunk down the coin, they hand out a 20% discount card. Turn it over and you'll see a real clear visual map on how to get to this place.

Typical fag brain: tell you how to get there, once you're already there. Guess that's why we all like to fuck back to front.

What does FuelMix think about this gay sauna? Wait for Part 2.

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Hunter 2

Here is the comment on Hunter gay sauna from the reader who didn't get past the Front Desk at Double (see the previous post):

"i subsequently went to Hunter, althought it was not too busy even it was a sat evening, but i did have fun with a few very cute and muscular guys there.. the place is very clean and the staff members there are very nice.. the only complaint i have is the smoking area..and what's with the constant banana eating?"

gtafunmuscle

Thanks for the comments, but a little more detail on Hunter would be helpful:

1. What's their address? Everything's in Chinese on their website.
2. Is the place just for chinks or can anyone go?
3. Price?
4. Decor?
5. Facilities?
6. What kind of crowd?
7. Would you go there again?

Enquiring minds worldwide want to know.

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DoubleSauna 3

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8th Floor, Oriental House
24 - 26 Argyle Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit D3

Tel: 2396  9595
Web:  http://www.double-sauna.com/
 

FuelMix today received the following comments about this gay sauna from a reader:

"now that i am in hk, i had to opportunity to check out some of the saunas here.. i went to Double, but was very disppointed and offended by the guy working at the reception.. btw, he was wearing way too much make up on his face.. i was told they required membership, so i was what's the criteria, he said only his boss knew, but there was no membership left as it was full.. so i asked him why still advertising everywhere, he said it was up to his boss.. so i asked if i could speak to his boss, he said his boss didn't like to be contacted.. omfg, every single response with his boss this, his boss that.. seriously, i have no probably getting sex given my gym fit body and cute face.. i just don't need this kind of attitude, and the guys coming in and out during the time i was there were not attractive at all...so no loss, and guys, don't waste your time on this place.."

gtafunmuscle

The reader also gave a brief comment on Hunter gay sauna which is reproduced in a separate post under that name.

As mentioned previously, FuelMix has not personally been to this sauna based on the anecdotal feedback of their apparent "membership" policy that is tied to looks and ethnicity.

The comment published above appears consistent with what FuelMix had heard. As for the boss not wanting to be contacted, heck even billionaire Richard Branson is known to show up on Virgin Airlines flights to see how things are going.

If the boss of Double has left admission decisions to some fag in makeup, a customer is probably guaranteed a better reception at the Clinique Counter located on the Ground Floor of major department stores.

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Mister

Flat A & C 7th Floor, Hyde Center
221 - 226 Gloucester Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR: Causeway Bay Station, Exit C

Tel: 2833 2922
Web: http://www.mister.hk/

This gay sauna officially opened on 12 December 2009 but is now closed until further notice due to an electrical fault in the building.

Please.....no jokes about how many fags does it take to change a light bulb....

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Bashers & Bigots

A reader in Australia observed that it had been a while since FuelMix had written about gay marriage and forwarded a link to an article dated 15 December 2009 from the Australian paper The Age, entitled A Civil Partnership Law For Gay Couples Should Be A Priority.

FuelMix is pretty clear on his views on Gay Marriage: Forget it. The reasons have been set out in previous posts. Scroll down the Right Hand side of the blog and look under "Gay Marriage".

FuelMix declares that fags should instead, demand legislation in favour of Civil Union. Separate. Equal. Parallel. Legal. Period.

What was interesting about the article in The Age, was the venom sewage from commenters. It fell into 3 broad categories:
(1) God doesn't like it;
(2) Humans are supposed to be str8 and procreate;
(3) Fags are perverse and corrupt;

Let's take the arguments one at a time:

(1) God Doesn't Like It

Why bring God into it? The hilarious flaw in Christianity is that on the one hand, God loves you BUT you'd better confess your sins, ask for forgiveness and not incur his wrath.

Eastern spiritual traditions have got the concept of "God" exactly right. That is, "God" has no human attributes and is Pure Unconditional Love operating over, above and within a context of human free will. In other words, Unconditional Love by it's very nature DOESN'T CARE what you do in a free will Universe - because you will ALWAYS be loved. Simple huh? Kinda pleasant too.

By that logic, "God" doesn't give a fuck whether a fag whines for "marriage" or "civil union".


(2) Humans Are Supposed To Be Str8 And Procreate

That's garbage. In a Free Will Universe, all kinds of sexuality are allowed. The hypocrisy of a fag claiming to be str8 is a separate issue and is dealt with in the post, "Yeah I'm Straight".

The emphasis on procreation in Western culture, comes from Western religious dogma, backed by Western political thought. The game is essentially a Network Marketing scheme where those at the top of the religious and political pyramids get insanely rich on the backs of breeders who are simply intended to produce workers and peasants indefinitely.

So, the notion of being str8 and breeding indiscriminately, makes perfect sense. After all, it keeps those at the bottom of the pyramid poor, ignorant and more amenable to indoctrination. Breeders keep the money coming in through a variety of taxes and donations. The 2 main western religions are Ponzi schemes where the priests are the brokers and con artists.

Further, the notion that humans are supposed to be str8 and procreate, has no clue to answer the riddle of why a child born to them has turned out gay. Could the father be carrying closet gay sperm? Could the mother have produced a Butch Ovum? Should the parents run to their nearest Ponzi scheme, make a confession, make a donation and swallow a doctrinal prescription from another closet fag in a frock and dog collar?

Those who advocate argument Number 2 are still trapped in an ageing and cracked paradigm.


(3) Fags Are Perverse And Corrupt

Just as there are differences between blacks and niggas, there are differences between gay men and fags. At some level, as this blog as unabashedly pointed out, fags can be described as perverse and corrupt - and easily corruptible.

But perverse and corrupt cuts both ways. Those who carp that fags should be kept out of marriage are ignoring the high divorce rates and the laughable mouthing of "vows" apparently in the sight of God. If fags are being kept out of the institution of "marriage" that's because there's nothing left to come into. If marriage is that sacred to str8s, why not make Divorce illegal?

If perverse fags can be accused of coining the term, "Mr Right Now", then so too can str8s be accused of coining the term "Starter Marriage" in full anticipation that their union will fail miserably. Either way, neither has any respect for the sanctity of a long term relationship.

Hat Tip: k

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Galaxy Sauna 5

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C2

Tel: 2366 - 0629
No website that FuelMix knows of

The thing about dropping into Galaxy gay sauna for a blog update, is that it's like visiting a grubby old spinster aunt........Nothing's changed for ages and nothing really looks clean no matter how hard she tries......But the place just sucks in the fags non-stop.

The sauna is located in an old grotty building with a long narrow entrance. Look carefully, you could miss the entrance. Go up to the 5th Floor in an old-style 1950's elevator. The building is just spitting distance from Exit C2 of Tsim Sha Tsui MTR Station, so it's location is highly convenient.

This is one sauna that gets very packed. Unlike other gay saunas, patrons pay on their way OUT. (Others charge on entry). Remember that as it can be confusing. The standard of English from the middle aged staff is not that high, but they do smile and make an effort to be friendly. It also appears to be the cheapest gay sauna in Very Rich Megacity ("VRM") at HK$58.00. That's less than half of what it costs to get into the other gay saunas around town.

What sort of dudes show up here? Very popular with middle aged and elderly chinks from VRM and the Mainland but increasingly, buff younger chinks from VRM, some of whom can be quite built. There are also overseas Banana chinks from the West who use this sauna as the starting point for their explorations into VRM's gay sauna scene.

There is a regular stream of whites and foreigners both local and tourist. Often, older whites may show up with a much younger chink so it's probably a commercial transaction.

Expect to hear lots of Cantonese and Mandarin spoken (plus the wails and shrieks of Karaoke when they forget to close the music room doors). The large flat screen TV near the Reception Desk will be blaring as well - oddly enough, with English language documentaries and Chinese game shows.

The place starts to fill from about 4pm onwards. Main action times are between 4pm and 9pm on weekdays. After that, it empties pretty quickly, although it's open till midnight.

If you didn't get it the first time, the place is Grubby. Check out the shower area and the single urinal and decide for yourself. FuelMix recommends you take a pair of flip flops. The main toilets are right at the end of the premises on the left hand side.

Try not to barf in disgust when the shower that fills up to your ankles, is peppered with spit from the other showering chinks. (Hint: go to the end of the premises on the right hand side and use the showers there. They're "cleaner").

Although the place is packed, action may be hit and miss. Some of the middle aged chinks are really effeminate, even though many of them are probably married. There's no shortage of groping though - and with a body like FuelMix's, it can be overwhelming and annoying.

As mentioned in previous postings about Galaxy, it is possible to find some extremely raunchy submissive chink fags - if you don't mind them being ugly. (And in some cases, Fugly). FuelMix found some really talented foot lickers and toe suckers here as well as fags with an armpit fetish - well at least when they saw FuelMix. And when he's licking your armpits you can't see his face, so what do you care if he's Fugly?

There's a disconcerting but well accepted convention of simply throwing the towels on the floor in the Locker Room area. It's kinda gross but the attendant sweeps by every few minutes and scoops them up.

Expect to see lots of chinks just standing around - not modelling coz they're too Fugly for that. If the customer has a great body **Ahem ** the older chinks will doggedly follow you around and the younger ones will just turn their "noses" up.

This place is undeniably successful and cheap. They have no problems attracting clientele. Whether a dude gets mass hot action is debatable, but more likely than not, there will be a chink around to offer service. (Just don't look at him too closely and keep the lights dim).

But............ it's Grubby and Fuglyville.

See also the following to get a complete overview of Galaxy gay sauna and how FuelMix's views of the place have evolved over time:

Galaxy 1
Galaxy 2
Galaxy 3
Galaxy 4

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Action Sauna 1

1/F Overseas Building, 417 - 421 Hennessy Road, Causeway Bay, Hong Kong
Telephone: 2893 7027
Take MTR Exit B


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This place bills itself as a new nude gay sauna.

Don't get too excited.

It's actually the gay sauna formerly known as Hunk, which has already been reviewed in this blog on 8 September 2008 and 17 July 2009. FuelMix did not think much of it.

Given that just down the road, competition officially emerged on 12 December 2009 in the shape of a brand new 24 hour gay sauna called Mister, it's not surprising that Hunk should attempt to re-brand itself.

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A Winter's Tail

FuelMix has crafted a hypothetical fable just for fags. Any implicit resemblance to living persons is purely coincidental, expedient or fortuitous, depending on one's point of view.

Like any good fable, there's a point to it.

Picture this:

Photogenic (highly closeted) Gay Athlete in his early 30s - let's call him PGA - is at the top of his sport, has a billion in commercial sponsorships, is a huge audience draw and has a carefully cultivated wholesome image. He gets married and has kids. Everything looks fine and dandy.

One nite, the existence of his secret gay life shatters the calm of the upscale gated community where he lives. Over the following days, it emerges that PGA has a boy pussy in every port. Some boy pussies were paid or showered with gifts, some have text messages to prove their encounters, some claim to have naked pictures of him and some claim to be part of a group of twinks and hunks supplied by a male escort agency on several occasions. Apparently PGA really liked drink-fuelled groups of 10 - 15 guys for whom he plunked down serious cash.

Media interest is intense. PGA is caught off-guard and utterly unprepared. His commercial sponsors are initially dumbstruck. Some issue messages of support, some pull PGA's image off their stores and off the TV, some cut him off. The wife mulls her options.

Analysis:

1. Endorsements of athletes are all about money and marketing. With the kind of money marketing involved, it is inevitable that the peddling of a wholesome image is par for the course, is done by agreement - and by committee.

2. With the global exposure inherent in major sponsorship, scrutiny of the golden boy, PGA, is de rigeur. After all, Head Office needs to be kept informed at all times. Is PGA pulling in the crowds when he shows up? Does he win? Does he look good wearing our brand? Is he signing autographs? Is he role-modelling convincingly? Does PGA need coaching on how to deal with media adoration? Does he need styling and grooming advice? Is he eating right? Is he working out in the gym enough? Is he getting enough sleep? Is his accommodation to his liking? The welcome fruit basket and mineral water?

3. In order for this stream of information to dribble back to Head Office and to service PGA's needs, there has to be a coterie of minders and flunkies around him at all times. Period.

4. There is no way that a high-priced commodity like PGA could be left alone for long. For liability and insurance purposes, every move that PGA makes is orchestrated, managed, facilitated, observed and recorded. They will form part of the evaluation when PGA's sponsorship agreements come up for renewal.

5. When PGA travels, he ain't gonna be staying at a 24 hour gay sauna or franchised motel. He'll be at some resort or on the Executive Floor of a 5 Star Hotel - with additional security to keep the groupies at bay and with hotel staff under strict instructions to make sure that the VIP decides to come back.

6. And if PGA hits a club, he ain't gonna be alone and it will definitely be gay-friendly.

7. So.... when a different boy pussy shows up in different cities and is buzzed into PGA's sanctum nobody knew??

7. So.....when 10 - 15 dudes from an escort agency show up for booze and sex nobody knew??

8. Did PGA slip out to the 7-11 across the street to schlepp crates of Corona and Carlsberg back to his suite, declined offers of assistance - and nobody noticed?? Or was the hotel's minibar specifically boosted for the occasion? And if so, by whom?

8. And just how would PGA pick up oooh, let's say, 30 bottles of Lube from the hotel pharmacy or from that gay sex shop in Fagland and get away with it??

9. Answer: He wouldn't. Some flunkie would do it. And if the flunkie refused, he'd be out of a job.

10. And just what would PGA's suite look like the morning after a 15-fag orgy? Nobody noticed the condoms, underwear and half dazed man meat lying around? Was Housekeeping instructed to shut up in anticipation of a fat tip on check out?

11. Did the coterie of minders and flunkies censor the feedback to Head Office so that it operated in the same vacuum that PGA thought he was in?

12. Who conned whom? Did PGA con his sponsors? Or, if image-marketing is a collective deal, did his sponsors con the public and con themselves?

13. And how should PGA be re-branded for the public and for his sport? How would other athletes in the same sport respond to his re-branding?

Insert your answers here.......................

End of fable.

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Hunter 1

This gay sauna apparently opened 2 weeks ago.

The odd thing about their website is that they use western looking models but everything else is in Chinese, including their address, prices, theme nites etc.

OK, FuelMix speaks the language very well, but is more than slightly suspicious of what's going on here.

If it's an attempt to run a "member's club" based on ethnicity, some chink fag can go and check out the joint and sing here.

Something about that ad just makes FuelMix really suspicious.

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Absolute - Singapore

32A Pagoda Street
Singapore 059191

Tel: 6423 1632
Web: http://www.absolute.sg/index.htm

If any fag has the balls to do an unvarnished review of this gay sauna, it can be done here.

ABC Sauna 5

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500


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In the interests of blog research, FuelMix dropped into ABC gay sauna on a Friday evening after a nearly 2 year absence. It was time for an update. Assuming that it might be a meat packing locale, FuelMix instead discovered that the joint has 3 kinds of surprisingly ugly shit:

1. Chinks
2. Whites - local and tourist
3. Filipinos

Not sure how the latter discovered it, but they're making this place their new barrio (i.e. slum)

All 3 categories have laughable sky-high attitude. But the decorum is impeccable - the fags commute endlessly and silently in single file in one direction down the corridors. It's like watching something out of the Nutcracker - which is also akin to the feeling in one's balls when it begins to dawn that this place is truly Dead.

You have been warned.

(It was so pathetic that an hour later, out of curiosity, FuelMix asked a visiting white fag in the Locker Room if he'd scored. The fag shook his head sadly, pointing out he'd been there several hours. FuelMix said that as ABC was so lame, he was going across the street to Galaxy and invited the visiting fag to tag along. The fag agreed. On reaching Galaxy, fag was ambushed by equally ugly chinks - minus the attitude - and disappeared into a room).

See also ABC 1, ABC 2, ABC 3, ABC 4  to track how FuelMix changed his view of this joint.

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