Central Escalator 4

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.


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The Little Towel

FuelMix would like to point out something he finds pretty annoying about this gay auna: their policy of “small towel day”. This is when a fag shows up, pays the entrance fee and, instead of a regular sized towel, gets a little towel, about the size of a napkin.

The concept behind it is to ramp up the sexual tension. In practice, it backfires (no pun intended). CE attracts hordes of whites. Some of them are neither good looking, nor in great shape. The place is narrow to begin with. Many whites are wide, ugly and sexually aggressive. A napkin-sized towel just doesn’t cut it. There are some people who are built to walk around naked. And there are some who aren’t.

Before FuelMix starts getting hate mail from outraged fags accusing him of white-bashing (an unlikely prospect, since this blog does not allow anonymous comments), let’s get a few things clear: FuelMix has nothing against whites (other than finding them ignorant and easily addicted). Secondly, there’s no shortage of ugly skinny chinks in CE,for whom a napkin sized towel only accentuates just how ugly and skinny they are.

But FuelMix’s main complaint about “small towel day” is that it’s a money-making grab. Knowing that the napkin sized towel is clearly inadequate, a fag who requests a regular sized towel, has to pay an additional 5 bucks.

For what? Just to dry off properly?  When the rest of the week they're simply handed over? Give the fags a break. Your sauna is small, tight, narrow and overpriced. There are only 4 itty-bitty little cubicles to play in and the place is perpetually damp and not aesthetically pleasing.

FuelMix decided a while back to give the place the brush-off. They aren’t the only ones in town.

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ABC Sauna 4

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500


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FuelMix has observed and heard, from reliable sources, that ABC sauna, here in Very Rich Megacity, is attracting hordes of English fags. One reason is the cleanliness of the place; another is viral marketing amongst English fags who’ve found a sympathetic audience of chink fags willing to suck their uncut cocks.

*sigh*

FuelMix would prefer to have seen a more multi-national clientele at ABC and hopes that the place won’t turn into a tacky English-infested ghetto along the lines of the Algarve or Ibiza.

Still, there’s no accounting for taste. Besides, FuelMix is the ultimate pragmatist: having taken their colony, now take their money.

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ABC Sauna 3

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500


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Three things FuelMix should mention about ABC. Two good, the other not so good, depending on a fag's point of view.

The first thing, which is good, is that they give you a Discount Card, valid at all 3 gay saunas run by their company. Be aware that this card is called a "Tourist Pass" but it is actually handed out to tourists and residents alike. They hand it out on the first visit. It can be used at ABC, Gateway and Hunk. Amongst other things, it allows the holder to get a 20% discount on their next visit to ABC, Gateway or Hunk.

The second thing, also good, is that the card allows unlimited same day re-entry. Just to be clear, it only applies to that particular sauna where the fag first shows up.

The third thing, not so good, is that from about 6pm onwards, office security requires all entrants to the building sign in with Passport or ID Numbers. Hmmm... OK, it's a tradeoff....ABC itself doesn't require that information. And for fags who really want to keep their movements discreet, that is something they need to be aware of.

Still, as can be seen from the previous posts about ABC, FuelMix has high praise for this venue.

In due course, FuelMix will review Gateway and Hunk and let his fascinated readers know.

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The Power Of No

Arriving for his evening class at the downtown campus of the University of Fag Bar (pending accreditation), FuelMix was accosted by a fat, white, middle-aged English fag who gushed that FuelMix must be spending serious time in the gym, what with all that muscular definition. Fag was particularly impressed with FuelMix’s chest and abs, proceeding to make semi-serious conversation about FuelMix’s work out routine.

Given that the fag was in such lousy shape and was obviously looking to push his luck (as well as attempting to rub his knees against FuelMix’s thighs) it was hardly likely that FuelMix would spill the beans on his highly effective gym routine. Fag sighed at length that he was too tired and busy after work to hit the gym. And besides, at middle age, it only made sense to walk on the treadmill. FuelMix knew better than to argue.

Fag continued to pester FuelMix with contrived questions about his physique and his favourite exercises in the gym. At various times, fag would gently stroke some part of FuelMix’s anatomy asking which exercises would benefit them. It was obvious that fag and his hand were gently emigrating to FuelMix’s crotch.

FuelMix, not known for his propensity to suffer fools, decided he’d had enough and informed the fag that he was going to bed.

“Alone?” squealed the fag, wide-eyed.

“Yes” said FuelMix, “that’s how I prefer it”

“Aren’t you going to invite me back for a coffee?” clamoured the fag coyly.

“No, why?” enquired FuelMix

“Because I’ve spent such a long time talking to you” cooed the fag in an oleaginous tone

“And I’ve spent such a long time talking to you too” responded FuelMix tartly, “that’s why I’m tired”.

“But I could rub your back or something, you know, soothe those gym-burned muscles of yours” pestered the fag.

“No thanks” said FuelMix politely.

“What a bloody waste of my time!” hissed the fag, “and after all that effort, is that all you can say?”

“Which part of ‘No’ don’t you understand?” said FuelMix, before he swivelled off the bar stool and left.

(FuelMix was subsequently told that the fag proceeded to bad-mouth FuelMix to his acquaintainces)

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