The GAM Virgin

It isn’t everyday that FuelMix runs into a Fag Virgin, but there he was in the steam room, apparently licking FuelMix’s nipples. By his own declaration, aged 23 and very well educated, he forgot to mention that he was also precise and prissy – to the point of being god-awful clinical and apparently terrified of the human body. 

Once in the private room, it appeared this GAM Virgin had a fetish for licking FuelMix’s armpits. Good. FuelMix loves having his armits licked and has been known to shoot his load just from that. And he liked kissing FuelMix’s face, finding his stubble sexy and masculine. Apparently GAM Virgin only shaved once every few weeks. Well, sort of.

But other than that, getting GAM Virgin to do anything else was futile.  He was a germophobe. He loved FuelMix’s muscled ass, but wouldn’t kiss the cheeks or rim. He loved FuelMix’s hairy legs but wouldn't kiss them. He was afraid of catching something from the hair follicles – and besides, his allergies might play up, and he was scared FuelMix would wrap his thighs around his head and loosen his teeth. 

He wouldn’t lick FuelMix’s shaved balls because he didn’t want to feel FuelMix’s throbbing cock too close to his face. He was afraid FuelMix might shove it in his mouth, despite FuelMix telling him that wasn’t gonna happen – and besides, he didn’t wanna lick balls 'coz he was afraid it might cause FuelMix to cum (see below on that one). 

Sucking cock was out of the question – even though FuelMix will only get sucked with a condom – (much to the grief and annoyance of non-virgin fags) – because as much as he liked the length and thickness of FuelMix’s cock he found it “threatening”. 

And FuelMix was not allowed to cum anywhere on GAM Virgin’s body at all, That was to prevent him from getting infected from cum that might land on him. 

Now even allowing for any gay virgin’s reticience and perfectly understandable fear of having sex for the first time with another dude, this GAM Virgin was clearly beyond the pale. FuelMix suggested that being so well educated, GAM Virgin should get a good book on gay sex and read it. GAM Virgin’s response was that he was a post-graduate.  

FuelMix rolled his eyes in disbelief and threw the fag out of the private room.  GAM Virgin muttered that nobody wanted to play with him.

Originally published 10 June 2007
Amended and Republished 2 November 2011