Windows Of Opportunity
FuelMix has noticed an interesting phenomenon. Fags that post an ad after midnight looking for a hookup, are usually the most explicit. Fags that post an ad after 1am are desperate. Those that post after 2am are on party favors. Those after 3am have been clubbing and are still wired.
The failure rate for all of them is staggering.
From personal experience, FuelMix would like to share some tips for online posters and for those responding. The times set out below refer to when the ad was placed.
6am – 7am: fag is off to work. Replying to it means you might get a response by 10am with the potential of a hook up later that day – or a quickie during the day.
9:30am – 11am: fag is bored at work and is probably toying with you. Don’t waste your time.
Noon -2:30pm: prime time for getting fast responses. At lunchtime, fag office workers are hungry and horny. You might be able to hook up by 6pm if you act fast.
3:30pm – 5pm: fag is seeing whether it’s worth his while. Very iffy with higher than average flake content. Should he go to the gym after work or fuck you instead? If he strings you along,could he get a response from someone hotter?
6pm – 8pm fag is heading to the gym but potentially looking for something afterwards. Between now and 10pm is the only window of opportunity he’s got before BF or wife become suspicious on a regular basis.
9pm - 10pm fag has probably worked out and eaten. Fag is horny and can either entertain or travel
11pm – midnight: you better be hot and close by for this to happen.
The failure rate for all of them is staggering.
From personal experience, FuelMix would like to share some tips for online posters and for those responding. The times set out below refer to when the ad was placed.
6am – 7am: fag is off to work. Replying to it means you might get a response by 10am with the potential of a hook up later that day – or a quickie during the day.
9:30am – 11am: fag is bored at work and is probably toying with you. Don’t waste your time.
Noon -2:30pm: prime time for getting fast responses. At lunchtime, fag office workers are hungry and horny. You might be able to hook up by 6pm if you act fast.
3:30pm – 5pm: fag is seeing whether it’s worth his while. Very iffy with higher than average flake content. Should he go to the gym after work or fuck you instead? If he strings you along,could he get a response from someone hotter?
6pm – 8pm fag is heading to the gym but potentially looking for something afterwards. Between now and 10pm is the only window of opportunity he’s got before BF or wife become suspicious on a regular basis.
9pm - 10pm fag has probably worked out and eaten. Fag is horny and can either entertain or travel
11pm – midnight: you better be hot and close by for this to happen.
Finally, any fag who claims to be looking for action in the next 2 hours, is lying. FuelMix's growing army of loyal readers may find it useful to read this post with the previous post, "When The Chips Are Down", 2 June 2006.
Gosh……is that the time? Later, fags.© 2006 Fuel Mix All Rights Reserved
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