Anal Chill

FuelMix noticed that some people have more than one online profile. Major turnoff as far as FuelMix is concerned. What is even more sinister is that one profile will say fag is negative, the other profile says fag is positive.

The avid readers of this blog are referred to Snakes In The City, 17 June 2006 for FuelMix’s analysis of tangled logic.

Feeling creepy yet?

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The Ageing Fag

FuelMix has noticed 3 things about fags and their attitudes towards an ageing fag:

First – Best ignored - either on the street, online or in the bar. Given the body-beautiful hedonism of “the lifestyle”, the ageing fag represents the Dickensian equivalent of the Ghost of Christmas Future. He is the grey, oddly shapen, average looking, shadowy spectre standing mournfully gazing longingly at the buff bods taking pride in ignoring him. If they do take notice, it’ll be to sling some trademark bitchy remark about him.

Frequently, the ageing fag doesn’t help his case, by being apologetic and self-effacing, almost asking for rejection. Neither he nor anyone else has properly formulated a concept of “Grey Pride”.

Second – Best exploited – on the street, online or in the bar. Buff bod may decide to taunt the ageing fag, or hustle him, for cash. Afterall, at that age, the only thing the ageing fag can ejaculate, is his wallet.

If it’s not for sex, it may be for some frou-frou “business venture”. The ageing fag has become the ATM – “Automated Troll Machine”.

Third – “Papparazzi –fied”. The ageing fag holds court in his home, his country cottage, or in his usual corner of the bar. He’s surrounded by a gaggle of doting, seemingly respectful fags, often much younger. There’s a smorgasbord of booze and canapés courtesy of his cash and credit card. Ageing fag gets to touch, feel and kiss. Younger fags organize themselves into harem barflies, buzzing around him, giggling for attention. Some of the smarter ones will pull on daddy fag’s connections, securing jobs, or accommodation.

They may even leave with a swag of pocket money with instructions to buy this or that clothing so that they’ll look pretty next time the fag holds court. He may dispense advice, or drugs. Of course, they’ll be back. They may even bring their friends with them. Having struck the daddy-lode, they ain’t gonna give up easily. They don’t know when they’ll next get fed or get high or get fired.

And of course, no harem would be complete without the politics. Slowly but surely, giggling fag will sweetly whisper what another member of the harem said about daddy and to whom. That launches a slow spiral of social incest. Daddy starts to draw favourites, freeze others out. Some poor fag goes home hungry, loses his job, gets his drug supply turned off, has to hustle to pay the rent.

The ageing fag manipulates, just as he is manipulated.

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Webcam?

FuelMix has noticed that certain fag sites are now offering members the option of putting up their webcam availability. FuelMix suspects that is an implicit recognition of the very lousy rate of real time hookups that actually occur and the scary thought that web sites could lose revenue if fags were unable to get some carnal dosage in real time.

You think FuelMix is making this up? Check out the extreme and utterly unproductive bitching that goes on in the message boards. It’s a sure sign that online fags have taken their lying, deceit, conniving and no shows to such depths that they are now feeding off each other like pirhana fish. It doesn’t look good.

The webcam option is a pacifier, a sippy cup, offering at least a waist-down look at someone in real time.

It ain’t gonna increase the dismal rate of real time action. Why? Do the math. The largest number of people online are late at night. They’re not wearing much, it could be cold and wet. They may be horny, but their bed’s not far away. Unless there’s a real compelling reason to get out, they’re not gonna walk 3 blocks, or drive, for real time action with the fag on webcam, whom they’ll probably see in Starbucks tomorrow anyway - or not, if the fag is one of those pathetic "bi-curious" or "married but unhappy" types who thrive on discrete anonymous urgency.

They’ll jack to the webcam, reach for the cum rag, switch off and go to bed. FuelMix doesn’t consider that real time action, but hey, at least it’s “safe sex” – whatever the hell that means.

And besides, if the fag on webcam is that hot, they've probably saved the images on their hard drive.

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Multiplication By Division 2

Not wishing to be smug, FuelMix would respectfully refer his growing army of dedicated readers to his earlier posting (see Multiplication By Division 16 June 2006) and then to the news that, at the Convention of the Anglican Church being held in God’s Own Country, the Episcopalian Church, in God’s Own Country, has today elected a woman to be its head. It is the first church anywhere in the Anglican denomination to do so.

The move is potentially controversial and follows on the heels of demands that said Episcopalian Church back down from further ordinations of gay bishops.

What? Readers shriek….2 divisive issues in one convention? Quelle horreur!

Yes fags. FuelMix has already pointed to the writing on the wall and to massive societal changes occurring every 500 years. It’s time. And things will only get more exciting.

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Discrimination Via Geography

Discrimination is rife in Fagland.  Whether it's age, looks, physical build, dick size, ethnicity, discrimination - often with astonishingly bad manners - is simply accepted as fag etiquette.  One might observe that for all the attention fags give to their grooming and appearance the notion of grooming their manners, doesn't compute.

But what about Discrimination via Geography..?

One of the decisions FuelMix has to make is whether to knowingly have action with a ghetto fag. Generally, FuelMix declines. There is enough statistical evidence to show that clustering in ghettos leads to a higher concentration of STDs, susceptibility to HIV and chem use.

Critics will argue that STDs are all over the urban map and that it is immature and discriminatory to paint all ghetto fags with the same brush. FuelMix agrees and acknowledges there may be some responsible fags tucked away there.

However, let’s use an analogy. If you’re walking through a known and documented, crime ridden, dilapidated urban slum, are you really gonna flash your gold Rolex..? You’d be accused of taking an unnecessary risk endangering your health.

Could you also be mugged on a glitzy boulevard in full view of security cameras and where plainclothes cops were strolling..? Sure.

Similarly, if you’re walking through a known and documented area with a concentration of STDs, are you really gonna flash your cock and swap spit with every fag who smiles..? Could you not also be accused of taking an unnecessary risk endangering your health..?

Could you also acquire STDs from a fag professional in a 5-star hotel in the business district..? Sure.

If you choose not to walk through the crime ridden urban slum, are you being discriminatory..?
If you choose not to have action with a ghetto fag, are you being discriminatory..?

Depends. In both contexts, the conscious decision either way, is the exercise of discrimination i.e. the choice to take or not to take a course of action with potentially predictable results. And the potentiality of those results depends on how sharply a person distinguishes “risk” from “risky”.

Semantic distinction..? Hardly. There is a huge difference between learning how to manage risk and engaging in risky behaviour. Tell that to the generic ghetto fag.

If he spits venom, be happy. You're cutting deep into him. Beyond the hype of "community", every fag subconsciously knows that there is a stigma associated with the ghetto. Face it,  "lifestyle" and "bad health" are simultaneously similar and polar opposites. Only you know where you stand. A person having sex with you has to make a conscious risk analysis based on who you are and where you are.

FuelMix will continue to refuse sex with fags whom he knows, or suspects, to be living in or around the ghetto. 

It's your health and it's  a tough call and yes, it is discriminatory. But it's perfectly legal to do so.

Originally published 18 June 2006
Amended and Republished 7 August 2018

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Fuckin’ Asshole

Here is a real ad that FuelMix spotted recently:

“Bf Just Left for the Eve, Pls fuck the living daylight out me

Good looking guys only please 24-38 only. Need Total Tops pls with a nice size cut cock. Me 5'10 150 dark hair and eyes, hairy but crack but tight hole. Boyfriend is not into fucking and I've never cheated on him..but I do have needs. Up to 9pm tonight, your place or somewhere public safe..you pls let me know what you are into and a pic would be nice with description. Pls note if you are into raw or safe, I'll decide when I meet you. NSA fun.have not been fucked for over a year. Can drive. Not looking for anything else”.

So, the fag claims he’s never cheated on his BF but he does have needs….i.e. the need to cheat. He’ll make a decision when he meets you as to whether you get to fuck him raw or safe. So no firm standards there. And he expects you to believe he hasn’t been fucked for over a year.

Will he tell his BF he cheated on him? Will he tell his BF he got fucked raw – even if his BF is not into fucking? How often will he be doing this? Should his BF be told he’s sleeping with a time bomb? Does his BF even care? Is the BF assuming monogamy? What’s the fuckin’ asshole’s definition of the relationship? What does the fuckin’ asshole do everytime the BF leaves for the evening?

Look fags, FuelMix is not a saint and has no wish to be. Neither is FuelMix a fulminating moralist. Obscenity is not in the pornography, it’s in the state of mind. And the above ad is obscene.

The alert reader should compare this post with the preceding one entitled, Epiphany.

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Snakes In The City

FuelMix has noticed that one of the reasons fags make such lousy business partners, is the excess baggage they’re carrying around from their sexual encounters. Yeah, they all claim it was casual and NSA, but it never is.

Bottom line. Many fags enter business with a lousy personal history which will colour their commercial relationships. They’ve either hustled or been hustled, lied or been lied to, betrayed or been betrayed, cheated or been cheated on, created or been on the receiving end of, drama.

Combine all those ingredients in the business world and you have one word to describe it: fraud

In seeking to cover their tracks, some fags become unscrupulous. They sink so low they could limbo rock under a snake’s belly with room to spare. And why not. FuelMix contends that fags are natural born liars. They may not necessarily come hard wired for criminality, but growing up fag is tough anywhere. Lying becomes an automatic defense mechanism from the earliest days when fag realizes he is a fag and has to deal with the awkward questions like, “why don’t you have a girlfriend?”

As he gets older, the lying becomes more sophisticated, second nature and comfortable. Then, almost seamlessly, it becomes automatic and fuses into the fag. The result is a modus operandi described by scientists as “tangled logic”.

Example: fag says, “I am a liar”
If he really is a liar, he is telling the truth
If he’s not really a liar, he is still telling the truth.

See how dangerous that can be in business? FuelMix would like to remind his readers that in the urban jungle, there is the fag equivalent of the Sidewinder. Having fucked his way through life, he may be about to fuck you too – and not in a good way. Sidewinders move forward by moving sideways. And they’re extremely venomous. FuelMix suggests you sharpen your peripheral vision.

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Multiplication By Division

So, the Anglican Church worldwide, faces a deep rift. The burning issue at their current Convention (being held in God’s Own Country), is what to do about fag priests? The Episcopalian bit of them ordained an openly gay bishop in November 2003. Now these renegades are being told to toe the traditionalist line and repent their decision, impose a moratorium on future fag priests and end the blessing of same sex unions.

If they don’t, the Episcopal Church faces expulsion from the Anglican Church.

FuelMix can’t help but smirk. Economic historians will tell you that massive societal changes occur very 500 years or so. And how old is the Anglican Church? About 500 years old. And how did it start? By a bunch of renegades expelled by the Pope from the Catholic Church. And who was the main renegade? King Henry VIII of England.

Why did he cause so much trouble? He wanted to divorce his first wife, Catherine of Aragon, and marry Anne Boleyn (whom he later executed). The Pope wouldn’t allow the divorce and threatened to excommunicate him. Henry said, “make my day”.

In other words, human sexual attraction created a new religion. It also produced Queen Elizabeth 1, widely regarded as one of the best sovereigns England ever had.

500 years later, human sexuality has the potential to force the Episcopalian Church out on its own. Which is probably no bad thing.

Traditional Anglicans condemn the bishop's ordination by Episcopalians as “an abomination”. Really? The abomination appears to be a failure to definitively show that God hates fags. Sure, Anglicans will point to their bible – The King James Version, written by a committee under James 1 (who succeeded QE 1) and who coined the phrase, “the divine right of kings”.

And what is James famous for? Building Buckingham Palace, named after his lover, the Duke of Buckingham. Yep, James was a fag. Traditional Anglicans have been worshipping from a bible re-written on the orders of a fag. Pretty divine huh?

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Stand Up Comedy

Readers will recall the furore in God’s Own Country that marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman.

Now read, “common law marriage is legal between kids”.

Yes fags. Relying on English Common Law, one portion of God’s Own Country decided yesterday, it could be legal for girls at 12, and boys at 14, to enter into common law marriages (compared to traditional ceremonial marriages where the minimum age is 18 – or 16 with parental judicial approval).

The judges stopped short of setting a specific minimum age for common law marriages. FuelMix thinks 12 and 14 is minimum enough.

But it is laughable. On the one hand, they set the bar of marriage so high that it can only be between a man and a woman. And on the other hand, they allow kids to common law marry (then point fingers at other countries where as part of their culture, such marriages are “arranged”).

Had it been a same sex situation where the man was 35 and the kid was 14, the man would have been called all sorts of nasty things and be accused of exploiting the kid. If both were 14, they would have been called perverted and attention-grabbing.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

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You Are Your Own Racist

Readers will recall FuelMix analysing the frequent use of 3 words appearing in ads (see Sorry No Asians 18 May 2006). Having condemned those words as racist and illegal, FuelMix would like to point out a related phenomenon which he finds hysterical, especially since it is self-inflicted by those engaging in it.

Frequently, Asian or Oriental fags deliberately omit ethnicity in their online profiles and turn coy when confronted with a direct question as to where they're from. FuelMix noticed they clam up, disappear off the site, evade the question or become defensive.

This behaviour is yet another sign of the emotionally crippled urban fag. It is usually these Asians or Orientals that whine the loudest that they are being discriminated against by fags looking for white fags. Or worse, spewing a pathetic argument that ethnicity is unimportant to a hook up. Ethnicity is important in a hook up. FuelMix may have blasted the use of 3 little dirty words, but never condemned the making of an ethnic choice. There is a huge difference. 

Deliberate suppression of ethnicity is an act of self-loathing masquerading as an act of neutrality. That false neutrality allows the suppressing fag to point fingers at any white fag who discovers their ethnicity and turns them down because he's looking for something else. Such a fag is his own racist.

Memo to brown and slant–eyed fags: if FuelMix can publicly highlight the illegality of 3 words that you find offensive, the least you can do is publicly state your ethnicity and grow some balls. Otherwise, you're organizing your crucifixion and complaining that the nails hurt.

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With This Ring...2

As FuelMix correctly predicted, Christians in God’s Own Country are back on the attack against same sex marriage (see With This Ring, 1 May 2006). FuelMix doubts whether it will ever get to the level of effecting a constitutional amendment banning such marriages, but it does highlight his view that fags embracing the concept of “marriage” played right into the hands of the Rapture-seeking Chosen Ones. It will be another un-civil war.

There are 2 obvious points though: Why are fags so remarkably stupid? In God’s Own Country, there is the Defence Of Marriage Act 2005. No prizes for guessing what that says. If any fag had bothered to read it, they would have agreed with FuelMix that “marriage” was not the answer – a separate law of civil union was the way to go.

Second, if the Rapture-seeking Chosen Ones insist on defending the holy institution of marriage, shouldn’t they ban divorce, or at least, make it more difficult?

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That "T" Word

So is it possible to change orientation through surgery and hormone treatment? Are there women trapped in a man’s body and vice versa? Should TSs even be part of the gay (or straight) world?

Some Ts claim to quote studies showing that despite surgical gender alteration, TSs are “gay” and that only a small percentage see themselves as “straight”.

OK..so the formula would be:
Man with dick – man has dick removed – man gets pussy – man with pussy fucks men – man with pussy who fucks men says he’s “gay”.

Therefore, biological alteration, does not alter fundamental same sex attraction and therefore, TSs are part of the gay “community” with all its “acceptance of diversity”.

Really? FuelMix tends to choke on that one.

A nameless “woman” trapped inside an identified man’s body, is the first indication of feminine proclivities inside a masculine shell. This has nothing to do with same sex attraction, it has everything to do with gender selection – the manifestation of which, is surgical alteration serving to “fuse” internal propensity with visible and audible characteristics.

The newly “authentic” women fucks men. “She” ain’t gay. “She’s” hetero. Otherwise you’d have a “gay woman” and that doesn’t make any sense – unless she’s exclusively marketing herself as a fuck to unaltered gay men; in which case, all the time and money she put in getting a pussy, was a waste.

Does the TS really see herself as “gay” after the operation? What does she tell straight men who hit on her? “Sorry I’m gay”? FuelMix doubts it.

If it is correct that TSs see themselves as the opposite gender to which they are socially and biologically described, then it must follow that surgery is a conscious and courageous act of liberation, both of the psyche and the body. It frees the TS to do what “she” was always supposed to do i.e. be a woman emotionally and physically; and fuck men.

It is metamorphosis. The issue is that of gender selection to match gender proclivity.

So what the hell are TSs doing as part of the “gay community”? All their whining about “seeking acceptance” makes no sense in that context. If they're seeking acceptance from the "gay community" why do they whore themselves out to fags for rent? They won’t be finding mainstream acceptance in the hetero community either, online or real. Apparently, they charge there too.

Shouldn’t they have their own community? Shouldn’t they have their own symbols? Are they the true “Queers”?

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Windows Of Opportunity

FuelMix has noticed an interesting phenomenon. Fags that post an ad after midnight looking for a hookup, are usually the most explicit. Fags that post an ad after 1am are desperate. Those that post after 2am are on party favors. Those after 3am have been clubbing and are still wired.

The failure rate for all of them is staggering.

From personal experience, FuelMix would like to share some tips for online posters and for those responding. The times set out below refer to when the ad was placed.

6am – 7am: fag is off to work. Replying to it means you might get a response by 10am with the potential of a hook up later that day – or a quickie during the day.

9:30am – 11am: fag is bored at work and is probably toying with you. Don’t waste your time.

Noon -2:30pm: prime time for getting fast responses. At lunchtime, fag office workers are hungry and horny. You might be able to hook up by 6pm if you act fast.

3:30pm – 5pm: fag is seeing whether it’s worth his while. Very iffy with higher than average flake content. Should he go to the gym after work or fuck you instead? If he strings you along,could he get a response from someone hotter?

6pm – 8pm fag is heading to the gym but potentially looking for something afterwards. Between now and 10pm is the only window of opportunity he’s got before BF or wife become suspicious on a regular basis.

9pm - 10pm fag has probably worked out and eaten. Fag is horny and can either entertain or travel

11pm – midnight: you better be hot and close by for this to happen. 

Finally, any fag who claims to be looking for action in the next 2 hours, is lying. FuelMix's growing army of loyal readers may find it useful to read this post with the previous post, "When The Chips Are Down", 2 June 2006.

Gosh……is that the time? Later, fags.

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