Galaxy Sauna 21
5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C
Tel: 2366 - 0629
No website that FuelMix knows of
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C
Tel: 2366 - 0629
No website that FuelMix knows of
NOTE:
(1) NOT open 24 hours - Usually 12 noon to 11pm (previously 2pm to 11pm)
(2) Staff do NOT speak good English on the phone.Having written off Galaxy as a waste of his time and money (see Galaxy Sauna 21), FuelMix smirked at what he heard when he was accosted by his friendly GAM-Throat-On-The-Street on a humidity-drenched afternoon downtown:
GAMTOTS: Waaah...!! FuelMix ah..!! Why you not go Galaxy for long tyyme..??
FM: Had enough, not my type, too old, too dirty, too dark.
GAMTOTS: Aaiiiiyaaahh.....becoz everyone say yoo moneyboy!!
FM: Yeah, that's what I heard too.
GAMTOTS: Today is Saturday, so I go Galaxy......waaah!! ssoooooo many people and soooo daaak in Daaak Woom. But also aaah, fat white people moah than one toooday.....they take pyvate woom, open door, lie down with bum up.....looking for fucking, but nobaady go in and fuck them.....fat white people.....they take the whole woom for one owwwa or moah....so bad huh..? Everybaady so angwee with fat white people......
FM: That's not right....
GAMTOTS: Yeeeessss....everybaaady so angwee..!!
FM: Yeah, but Galaxy attracts older fat white people
GAMTOTS: Yeessss, but toooday, I so angwee with them..!!
FM: Did anyone tell the fat white people, not to take up the room alone with their bum up..??
GAMTOTS: Wha for....? Moah betta to say "faak yoo".....
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