Sitting At The Edge Of The Dock **

In our post, Begging For Porn 1, we said this:

4.   Our Fidelity To Porn

Face it. At some level we’re all in the closet when it comes to porn. We don’t specifically admit or deny watching it. We don’t really disclose our porn fetishes in polite company, in the same way as we don’t disclose which hand we use to wipe our ass. We’ll talk about our role models, but we’ll fall asleep thinking about our porn models. If we accept the technological convenience that porn brings as progress, we also accept the existence of porn as background noise that triggers that progress.

It doesn’t matter whether porn is described as recreation, diversion, stress relief or entertainment. We’re more monogamous to our brand of niche porn than we are to our partners.

And expanding on the theme of technological convenience that porn brings, a reader in Hawaii drew our attention to the popular jack off toy, Fleshlight - specifically, the new accessory now available for it.  The reader insisted we blog this.  We aim to please........ 

After more than two years of development, the sex toy company behind the male masturbatory aid Fleshlight has sprung a product that finally allows men to have sex with their iPads.

The Fleshlight LaunchPAD, a very real, most-definitely-not-a-hoax case for iPads, attaches to your tablet and serves as a holster for your Fleshlight, which then allows you to hump the device hands-free. All for the one-time low price of $24.95!

-----Fleshlight Releases iPad Case You Can Hump, by Brian Ries, Mashable, 28 June 2014

The justification for this gizmo...?  More men are watching porn on their mobile devices:

**  Apologies to Otis Redding for the title, but seriously, what did you want FuelMix to call this...?

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