4 Kinds Of Stimulation

 Hey hey fags, break out the lube and choose your favourite hand.  Your gonna be competing with the financial and social masturbation practised by the slick hands of that interesting-to-watch-failing-state, God's Own Country.

1.  Using their currency as lube, the brains over there have decided to artificially engineer (we paraphrase) a healthy inflation.  It's the equivalent of using digitally produced Viagra to artificially induce an economic hard on with inflation as the blood supply.  Any fool who's read the fine print that comes with Viagra, will know that the hard on can get stuck - a condition known as priapism - and that can be quite painful.  So it remains to be seen just how the inflation can be controlled or whether it spirals into hyper-inflation Weimar Republic style.  The anger shown by Asian economies, Brazil and Germany is understandable.  The world's reserve currency is acting like a pathogen, infecting everything with instability, volatility, inflation, induced trade protectionism, a currency war that's already started - and, as the Brazilians warned - the potential for outright global war.

2.  Apparently it's only now sinking into God's Own Country's Great Unwashed Public that it's perfectly possible to have  macro-economic deflation, consumer price inflation and an asset bubble - simultaneously.  For the average fag getting trippy about the upcoming "Holiday Season", FuelMix suggests comparing this year's price for the turkey with last years -and the price difference between a turkey at Thanksgiving and one at Christmas.  Oh and don't forget to compare the increase in state, municipal and other usage taxes too.  Seeing a pattern here?

3.  Then consider the millions of dollars spent by God's Own Country - as part of their economic stimulation program - to fund..............a study in Africa to encourage uncut niggas to wash their genitals more thoroughly after sex as part of  an STD/HIV prevention program.  Exactly how that benefits their average turkey-digesting, probably unemployed, probably (illegally) foreclosed citizen has yet to be explained to FuelMix.

4.  And finally.....when travelling through God's Own Country's airports, a refusal to be body scanned is met with some comprehensive genital fondling and groping.  Think of it as JO To Go.  It should be funnier.  But it isn't.  It's just another step in the comprehensive dumbing down of an historically ignorant population.  The increasing ire of pilots, flight attendants and passengers is better late than never.  Let's see how this one plays out.

Watch the above video.  It's actually pretty good at explaining the absurdity of all of this.

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