How Not To Run A Gay Sauna 2

FuelMix has written at length about the emotional cripples that appear to be a hallmark of Fagland and of fag businesses. The fascinated reader is referred to the postings under the label “Gay Business”.

Another sterling example is the opening and operation of a certain sauna. Its location is unimportant. What is important is how neatly it illustrates exactly what FuelMix has written about and why FuelMix consistently refuses to do business with fags.

Let’s start with the premise that the fag charged with “managing” the sauna (FuelMix uses the term loosely) was another man’s fuck who hung around long enough to appear conveniently responsible. Let’s also start with the premise that the managing fag didn’t have a clue about business. And let’s not forget to add that the said fag had business avoidance issues, a propensity to keep his hand in the till, a recurring failure to pay creditors, a tendency to disappear for prolonged periods of time without explanation and a drug habit.

Straight away, the reader will notice that none of those traits augurs well for any business. But where a business that depends on sex for its cash flow is concerned, the idea that management should be the product of a fuck is just ludicrous. Yeah, yeah, FuelMix is well aware of the casting couch phenomenon and the need to put out to get a position. But which business built on sex, drugs, dishonesty and behavioural issues has survived for any length of time?

Suffice it to say that the sauna lurches from crisis to crisis. It is in business (in a manner of speaking), its management erratic at best, non-existent at worst, there’s a high staff turnover and the till is everybody’s cookie jar.

So what’s the business worth? Considering the accounts are entirely suspect and cash regularly goes missing, the value of the business is effectively zero.

And the clientele? Well, they ain’t stupid. In between snorting crack they can smell a rat. And ya all know how charitable fags can be. Bitching like hell and bad mouthing the place, the goodwill of the business is rapidly evaporating.

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