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Thursday, February 28, 2008

The (New) Etiquette Of Farting

It’s well known that to be successful, an entrepreneur has to find a niche. And what better niche than a person’s butt crack? A company from God’s Own Country has developed a range of personal care sticky patches. One of them is called the Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizer. It’s a patch, 3.25 inches square and and 1/32 inches thin.

The user places this sticky patch in the right place inside their underwear. The patch consists of 2 layers: a soft fabric with anti-microbial treatment and a second layer of activated carbon. When the urge to fart hits, let it rip and the activated carbon absorbs the interesting odours.

So, with this little gizmo, you can certainly fart, but you won’t upset people with your aroma………

You think FuelMix is making this up?

Go to their website and check it out:

http://www.garmentguard.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=8

And here’s the video:






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