Fuck Me Bareback?

Every so often FuelMix sees ads and websites promoting BB fucking. Now straight up, FuelMix will be the first to admit that nothing beats the sensation of BB and initially hated the invention of the condom and the emergence of the prissy fag.

However, FuelMix also realized that whilst he might be fastidiously careful about his health, could he be sure about the fag – especially as fags are such masterful liars? The answer was “No”. FuelMix decided to get friendly with the condom – for the simple selfish pleasure of being able to fuck to his heart’s content. Essentially, it allowed FuelMix to throw away the full condom and throw away the satisfied fag.

But what to do about fags who promote BB as part of their “right” in a diverse “community”? FuelMix is aware of the moral argument, but believes the real solution is economic.

1. Break up the ghetto. BB thrives because there are others in very close proximity who will buy into it, coz they’re horny and besides, the BB fag is only 3 blocks away. It’s too short a distance to properly think.

2. This is a technology-driven information world. If pedophiles and predators can be trapped and removed, so too should “recreational” BB. FuelMix believes in the active entrapment of BB fags, with comprehensive and compulsory periodic medical and drug testing.

3. For the purposes of medical insurance, whether privately or through the employer, BB disclosure should be mandatory, with criminal penalties in default of full truthful disclosure.

4. BB fags should pay higher medical insurance premiums.

5. There should be an international database of BB fags, so their movements can be tracked.

6. All BB fags should be carrying special sexual ID, or implanted with a microchip, which by law, any gay sexual establishment around the world can demand to see or read. They would then display who the BB fags are and where in the bath house they are located.

The observant fag will notice that FuelMix is not suggesting the BB be banned or made illegal. FuelMix simply wants BB fags to be properly identified and accounted for. Afterall, doesn’t it make sense to know the movements of a high-risk group and to get them to shoulder part of the economic costs of looking after them?

Sounds fair to FuelMix, who, by all accounts, is ahead of his time.

© 2006 Fuel Mix All Rights Reserved

Drawing The Line In A Fluid World

FuelMix wonders whether the initials “GLBT” are more trouble than they’re worth. Those initials are ubiquitous and automatically trip off the tongues of those putting together some cheap publication or yet another fundraiser or mugging for the camera in the social pages or desperately promoting some business before it fails.

Those initials are an anaesthetic. They deaden most fags to the realities of what it is they are being asked to embrace. FuelMix says those initials actually denote desperation – a motley conglomeration of assumed similarities that somehow beef up the sense of “community”. In other words, “GLBT” is a steroid for a muscle mass that simply doesn’t exist.

Firstly, the majority of lesbians do not hang out at gay bars and do not consistently show up in droves at gay events. Lesbians do not keep a gay business afloat. And vice versa. In fact, many lesbian events are positively gay Un-friendly. That’s neither inclusive nor diverse.

Secondly, many lesbians might dip into the fag ghetto, but will live somewhere else and are located in a much more geographically diffused pattern. Unlike fags, their clusters are much smaller or virtually non-existent.

Thirdly, Bisexual men, long thought of as “gay” are rapidly (and articulately) carving out a defined commercial and cultural niche for themselves that actively distances itself from ghetto fagdom and the “lifestyle”.

Which brings us to “T”. Seriously, what the hell are they included for? If what was a man, becomes a cosmetically, pharmaceutically and surgically manufactured woman who now fucks men, doesn’t that make “her” straight? FuelMix contends that their inclusion in “GLBT” is actually some sort of “alumni membership” of a gender to which they once belonged, but then chose to ditch.

And just how many “Ts” are serious commercial contributors to the “Gs”, “Ls” and “Bs”? Not many. Most “Ts” are whoring themselves out to pay for their next round of treatments, strung out on some addiction, or small time activists. Those “Ts” that are visible, are usually fighting to keep their jobs, viewed as social outcasts.

Where are the “Gs”, “Ls” and “Bs” when the “Ts” are going through their traumas? Nowhere to be seen.

So it becomes apparent. Not one of the 4 components of “GLBT” belong to the other or as a synergetic grouping. And here’s the rub: it tends to be “Gs” and “Ts” that bitch long and hard about sexual fluidity. If they’re right, that’s an even stronger argument against those initials. Fluidity by its very nature, counteracts a grouping – particularly a grouping that makes no sense.

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Sorry No Asians

Anywhere fags advertise for action, a proportion of ads end with the words, “Sorry no Asians”. FuelMix has always been curious to know exactly what this means. Attempts to discuss this rationally with other fags proved upsetting – for the fags. Apparently, they felt “violated” and “attacked” that FuelMix would have the temerity to question their motives.

FuelMix is the first to admit that consciously or otherwise, every person has certain sexual types based on a variety of factors such as upbringing, media, social environment and cultural exposure. Fair enough. A fag is fully entitled to pursue his type.

But 2 issues arise: Firstly, in pursuing his type, why is it necessary for a fag to categorically state a ban on another type? Secondly in stating a ban, why does the fag feel he has to apologize for it?

Fags have attacked FuelMix for attempting to inject racism where none exists. They claim those words are a statement of personal preference. FuelMix begs to differ. A statement of personal preference is clear, unequivocal and devoid of an apology. If fags can string the words, “Sorry no Asians”, they are equally capable of stringing a precise and affirmative sentence stating what they do want.

If they have stated what they do want, “Sorry no Asians” becomes redundant.

Which brings us back to the 2 issues stated above. FuelMix contends that those words are entirely racist and illegal. Enough anecdotal evidence from non-white fags exists to show that when they responded to ads, placed by white fags, which omitted the words “Sorry no Asians”, their responses were simply ignored. Either the ads were never properly drafted in the first place or, the white fags didn’t have the guts to write back stating their racial preference. Through inaccuracy, cowardice or cold-shoulder, silence was seen as the best option. To a non-white, that was humiliating and infuriating.

White fags would argue they don't bother to reply to some white fags either. FuelMix reserves the issue of ad responding to another post. That raises entirely different issues. This post deals with the motive behind the presence, or absence, of 3 little words in an ad.

FuelMix states that “Sorry no Asians” is utterly racist, masquerading as politely expressed preference. It is "white washed" political correctness. By contrast, FuelMix did a field test and placed several ads saying “Sorry no Whites”. A barrage of complaints and abuse emanated from outraged white fags accusing him of blatant racism while living in a western country; and for failing to adapt to local social standards.

So, when a white fag says “Sorry no Asians” that’s a “personal preference” but when a non-white fag says “Sorry no whites” that’s racism?

The growing army of readers of this blog will forgive FuelMix for falling on his (well-photographed) bubble butt in incredulous laughter.

Apologetic racism is still racism. And that’s illegal.

© 2006 Fuel Mix All Rights Reserved

The Trashy Fag 2: The Revenge

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The Trashy Fag

Fags love the beaches, forests, sand dunes, the hiking trails. FuelMix gets horny too – something about summer’s vibrancy, a hot day, a cool breeze, a smouldering stud. But a curious paradox has emerged in fags: avowed tree-huggers and nature lovers on one hand, prolific garbage spewers on the other.

FuelMix has been to a number of outdoor action areas in North America frequented by fags. Without exception, fags have an eye for location. The natural and carnal scenery is stunning. But why do fags leave a nonchalant trail of urban garbage behind them? It’s the usual fag accoutrements: cigarettes, condom wrappers, used condoms, breath mint and gum packets, bottles of lube, scrunched up Kleenex fast food boxes, bottled water and pop. You get the picture.

The answer is simple. The outdoors is just another drug to fags. A scenario universe of earth and man aromas punctuated with the condiments from an overpriced, immigrant-owned convenience store. Both the summer and the condiments have an expiry date. Exploit both while you still can.

How predictable that fags can’t see beyond their tan and their genitals. They scream for the right to cruise outdoors, at all times of day and night, but leave the place looking like a Haitian slum. FuelMix has often giggled at the sight of a fag dumping his load, then dumping his pockets, only to emerge from the bushes stomping his hiking boots and carefully wiping his feet before getting into a Yuppie brand car.

And these are the same fags who’ll swear that they’re not into dirty or unclean sex.

FuelMix suspects that the fag ethos of fuck ‘em and leave ‘em is also driving their cavalier attitude of environmental arrogance.

© 2006 Fuel Mix All Rights Reserved

The End Of Fagland? 1

An analysis of Faglands in North America shows 2 historical patterns: first, a huge concentration of ghettos on the coasts. Second, certain inland clusters. There was a physical movement by fags from the 1890s and well into the late 20th century, to avoid persecution and isolation by seeking to cluster. This sustained mass movement took place during the height of North America’s industrialization.

The coastal cities were also major ports. This increased their chances of finding other fags from overseas looking for anonymous discrete hookups. They could also get in and out of the country easily. The inland clusters grew up when farm boy fags fled rural hell as America’s industrial economy made agriculture unprofitable.

Fast forward to now. This is neither the Industrial Age nor the Information Age. This is the Virtual age, where technological convergence and connectivity rule. Physical location is redundant – even the smallest business now has worldwide reach, even the ugliest fag has a webcam or a cock shot captured on his cell fone. Free internet phone and video are here to stay.

And this is FuelMix’s point: the original reasons why fags clustered in their prissy ghettos (which then became crime-infested, drug-ridden, economically disadvantaged and short on resources) disappeared. The only thing keeping fags where they are is fear - dressed up as "community" and "amenity" (the bars, the beaches, the parks).

The new era of gentrification in Faglands mirrors technology i.e. convergence: more hetero and metro, less homo. It is unstoppable.

FuelMix sees 2 things happening simultaneously – a physical shrinkage of Faglands and an internal dilution of fag identity. The paradigm shift for fags will be in developing a new non-ghetto modus operandi - if they have the guts.

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Avoidance And Aversion

It was a sunny spring afternoon and FuelMix was in the vicinity of Fagland. Having some time to kill between appointments, he thought he'd wander in, sit back, watch and listen.

Waves of conversation washed up at his feet. More often than not, they were about avoiding people, or giving them the cold shoulder, switching cell fone numbers to get rid of them, blocking e-mails, not bothering to respond to those who had replied to their ads, avoiding them in the bars and in the streets, switching hair stylists so they wouldn't run into certain people, not telling them anything after a couple of dates but just kinda disappearing.

Then it all clicked into place. Here were these fags, packed into an area the size of a jockstrap, theoretically drawn by "the lifestyle" to live in their "community", navigating with great care to avoid each other.

No wonder their lives were fragmented and disconnected. No wonder their communications skills were zero. No wonder they couldn't handle confrontation or conflict resolution. No wonder they had poor interpersonal stress management. No wonder they could not properly articulate their needs or concerns without being highly strung or passive-aggressive.

But they were masters at the art of shunning and deception.

Quietly they hoped to find Mr. Right. Guess it never occurred to them that the skills they're avoiding, are precisely what's needed in a relationship, or to take an acquaintance to the next level.

Dream on, fags.

© 2006 Fuel Mix All Rights Reserved

With This Ring...

When fag marriage was initially legalized here there and everywhere, there was dancing in the streets. Urban fags squealed they had won their rights of equality and respect. Actually, they hadn’t. They had played right into the hands of Christian fundamentalists who claimed that marriage was their institution. By demanding to become mainstream, fags ensured that Jesus freaks could spit venom at them till kingdom come.

A smarter move would have been to insist on Civil Union as a constitutionally protected guarantee, with a separate, comprehensive code of laws governing same-sex relationships. Not only would it have been a direct challenge to Jesus freaks (who could do nothing about it since they only embrace “marriage”) but it would have been the single biggest fag advancement since Stonewall.

FuelMix contends that most fags are in a rush or looking for a rush. Instant gratification is the name of the game. They got their “marriage” instantly – now they’ll be fighting for ever to keep it.

© 2006 Fuel Mix All Rights Reserved