Central Escalator 5

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.


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Having critiqued this establishment in November 2007, FuelMix went there to see if there might have been any improvements. 

Nope.

The carpet was still damp. The place is cluttered, uninspiring and claustrophobic. There’s no shortage of white fags, but the quality was decidedly mediocre.

The Fag From The Big Apple

And speaking of white fags, a fag from the Big Apple arrived at the front desk. He was attempting to negotiate his way in because as he complained loudly, “there was just nobody hot to play with last time and it’s not fair on the customer to waste money”.

Attempting to be helpful, the chink staff enquired what sort of men the fag was after.

“I’m ONLY into westerners” declaimed the fag for all to hear. The staff informed him that there were westerners present.

“Are they hot?” persisted the fag, “I really don’t wanna waste my money!”

The staff said there were in no position to judge, since that was a subjective decision. The fag paid his cash, got his towel and entered.

FuelMix smirked. Fag was nothing to look at.

Fag undressed, and proceeded to hop from place to place. After a while, 3 things became apparent:

• Fag was not attracting any westerners despite his cruising and best efforts;

• Fag always ended up where FuelMix was, whether in the steam room, the showers or the dry saunas;

• Fag was checking out FuelMix’s muscled bod and sharp Aryan features.

FuelMix entered the dry sauna. Fag was already there, as was another white fag. FuelMix sat in one corner, contentedly jacking himself while watching the porno.

Fag started to edge towards FuelMix. Then reached out his hand and started to stroke FuelMix’s hairy thighs. FuelMix swiftly removed his hand without saying a word. Fag threw a hissy fit, jumped off the sauna bench turned to FuelMix:

Fag: Your loss man! You don’t know what you’re missing! You can go fuck yourself!

FM: You made your choice loudly at the desk. Stick to it. I’m not giving or receiving charity sex.

Fag snorted, wrapped his towel and stormed off. The other white fag looked at FuelMix and nodded in agreement.

“I brushed him off too” he said with a grin. “Guy was a total asshole”.

(Apparently fag left the premises immediately, getting no action).

 

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