In Pot We Trust 2

"It is time to take our heads out of the sand and start to regulate this $14 billion industry,.........By doing so, we can enact smart public policy that will bring much-needed revenue into the state and improve public safety by utilizing our limited law enforcement resources more wisely. The move toward regulation is simply common sense.”

Written Statement from Tom Ammiano,Bloomberg 28 October 2009.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!................HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!............

The social implications for the Golden State are so pathetic, it only warrants hysterical laughter from those of us elsewhere in the world who fortunately possess 360 helicopter vision and a higher intellect.

FuelMix has already analyzed this in the earlier article In Pot We Trust

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Gay Sauna Reviews: Asia

The detailed gay sauna reviews which FuelMix did for Very Rich Megacity (with more reviews to come from February 2010 onwards), have turned out to be extremely popular, according to the web stats. FuelMix was not surprised to receive requests suggesting similarly detailed reviews for cities in the Asian region.

Thinking about it, that makes sense. A lot of professionals and tourists are based in Asia, are visiting Asia, or travel around the region on business. The information on the Web about gay saunas in Asia is just awful, frequently out of date, not that helpful and often written by the owners themselves.

If there are readers in other Asian cities who would like to contribute detailed gay sauna reviews to a blog with a global impact, here is a list of cities that require coverage:


Taiwan
Taipei
Kaosiung


Phillippines
Manila


Japan
Tokyo
Osaka
Kyoto
Fukuoka
Okinawa
Hiroshima
Nagasaki
Sapporo
Sendai

For Japan, it would be helpful to receive gay sauna reviews for those who welcome gaijin i.e. foreigners, tourists who don't speak Japanese. Many gay saunas in Japan are not open to foreigners.


South Korea
Seoul

For Seoul, it would be helpful to receive gay sauna reviews for those who welcome foreigners and tourists who do not speak Korean. Like Japan, some gay saunas in Seoul are not open to foreigners.


Thailand
Bangkok
Phuket
Pattaya


Singapore


For the kind of information that readers are looking for, see the sauna reviews that FuelMix has written by clicking on the rainbow flag on the Right Hand side of the blog.

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Say What ?

According to a report in the Telegraph dated 23 October 2009, The Shrub is embarking on a potentially lucrative career as..........a motivational speaker.

Make your own jokes.

On a separate matter, is that Easter Bunny waaay too gay?

Follow Me Sauna

Used to be known as Prince House and it was not a sauna - just a cramped gay play space which most of the time, was dead. Located in a back lane in Very Rich Megacity's SoHo area, if anybody was there, they weren't good looking at all - mainly office chink fags loaded with attitude, looking to escape the grind for a couple of hours by smoking and watching Jap porn.

FuelMix is aware that highly closeted, ugly, married white guys would show up. It's mid-way between their office in Central and their pad in the Mid-Levels with the wife and the 2.5 kids.

If this place has been re-named and now claims to be a sauna, somebody else can go check it out and report here.

Alexander Sauna 4

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong

Tel: 2148 0400


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The place is open 24 hours. Customers pay for 12 hours, which includes ONE In-Out privilege during that time. It's not advertised, but ask the staff and they'll tell you.

Friday afternoon 5pm on a glorious sunny day and the place was hopping. Lots of GAMs, including those who had obviously spent time at the gym. At least there was something to look at. A steady stream of customers including GWMs, both local and tourist, ages late 20s and up. Some white silver foxes there too who appeared to get action pretty easily. Also several Eurasian hunks made for interesting eye candy. It's patently clear that GWMs, Eurasians and Foreigners already know about this place and were hitting it well before 5pm - at least on a Friday.

FuelMix decided to stay and see what happened.

As the evening progressed, more buffed GAMs came plus more GWM local and tourists. GWMs, Eurasian hunks and Foreigners are quite friendly and will chat in the locker room and play with each other in the shower areas. Chinks will stand and model, but the smarter buffed ones will chase foreigners - especially if they have a body like FuelMix. Twink chinks will fall in love with each other and disappear into a room, giggling like schoolgirls.

By the time FuelMix left at 11pm (yes fags....he had fun) the place was packed and many playrooms were occupied. It suddenly dawned on FuelMix why.......there's no fag bar in the vicinity. Not only that, those who had arrived before FuelMix, were still there when he left. Some people are squeezing the full 12 hours of time out of their buck.

Lest the fascinated reader get the wrong idea, there's also no shortage of flabby ugly chinks.

And a warning. In the (Very) Dark Room corridors, beware of chinks who suddenly start chatting, offering a massage and whispering not to tell anyone. They're money boys from the Mainland trying to extort cash for sex. Don't fall for it. Best trick is to expose them to the Front Desk and get them thrown out.

If this place plays its cards right, one wonders whether it might become the International Mens Buffet of Kowloon side.

Central Escalator 6

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.


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Same tired clutch of corporate white trash (20s to 60s - remember to count the warts and moles as they walk by) and the yellow poodles that follow them around.

And vice versa.

The international buffet of men is getting stale - as is the internal air quality in a cramped space thanks to fags sucking on nicotine, despite the smoking ban that's now in force.

Chink fags find the place fascinating, particularly those who've experienced rejection from white fags in Western saunas. Here, they get a warmer welcome from the local and visiting whites plus a chance to practice their English.

Some Western tourists, anticipating a larger space and raunchier action, wander around looking bemused, then leave pretty quickly or grimly sit in a corner munching bananas, racking up some time to justify the entrance fee.

Still, every church has its congregation. (Although at this joint, don't hold your breath waiting for a religious experience - and when you do inhale, think of all the benefits of Passive Smoking).

Dem Niggas Again

According to a BBC report for 20 July 2009, quoting the medical journal, the Lancet, HIV rates amongst gay niggas in sub-Saharan Africa is 10 times higher than the general male population.

The report said that prejudice towards nigga fags was leading to isolation and harassment. In turn, it resulted in risky sexual practices.

Consider the above statement for a moment. What it means is that nigga fags are blaming somebody else's view of them for their high infection rates. Sorry niggas. FuelMix doesn't buy that one. Even if there is a cultural, political and religious unwillingness in Sub-Saharan Africa to accept nigga fags as equal members of society, where does that take away the individual's obligation - and power - to control his own body?

Granted, ignorance may play a role too. Apparently, the report stated that while nigga fags might be married with kids and were aware of HIV/AIDS contracted from pussy, they were unaware of the risks coming from men. Again, that seems curious considering that these nigga fags were prone to be intravenous drug users (yeah that's real healthy), have multiple sex partners and work in the sex trade.

FuelMix is reminded of a park here in Very Rich Megacity, frequented by African niggas from Ghana and Nigeria. They stay till the midnight closing time, clustered in groups, periodically buying hashish from Pakistanis smuggling it in from Afghanistan. They're always on the lookout for sex - whether from Filipina women (whom they'll fuck for free) or, chink and white fags with a nigga fetish (whom they'll charge).

It appears that niggas are quite accomplished negotiating cash for cock whilst in a foreign city, but incapable of negotiating cock to save their life whilst in their own countries.

Ironic.

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HUNK 2

Oh dear, oh dear. It's Friday nite, FuelMix is at Hunk writing this and there's fuck all happening here, just after 7:40pm. It's been a year since FuelMix was at this place and an update seemed in order.

There's about 16 guys here, all GAMs, in total silence - and very sullen to the point of appearing resentful. FuelMix's very muscled body is getting closely looked at. Waaay too much attitude from these GAMs. The doorbell is ringing and guys are coming in, so it's obviously peak period, what with after work, end of the week and all that.

But man....their attitude sucks. And so does this place. It's run by the same crowd who run ABC, Gateway and Alexander (all of which have been reviewed in this blog). Physically, this place is the shabbiest to look at and the darkest. The Locker area is so outrageously dim, it's nearly impossible to read the numbers, pack your things properly or even look at yourself in the mirror.

FuelMix is rapidly taking a correspondingly dim view of this joint.

Update:

It's past 10pm. There's a total of 30 GAMs here now and Zero Action. They're burning a ton of calories walking around, monastically silent with a rancid attitude. FuelMix has been informed by a GAM patron (who politely asked if he could kiss FuelMix's bod) that this place is Attitude Central, utterly notorious for a dead vibe.

Seems an expensive way of eating a banana and watching a flat screen TV.

Not only that, said the patron, but apparently the same crowd circulates through ABC and Gateway. Y'all have been warned.

FuelMix is outta here. For good.

© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Alexander Sauna 3

 1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1 

Open 24 hours
Tel: 2148 0400


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Pros

1. Open 24 hours
2. Very close to MTR.
3. Discreet location. Ideal for:
(1) deeply closeted cases uncomfortable with saunas in Central, Wanchai, Causeway Bay or Tsim Sha Tsui;
(2) miserably married fags, delusional cocksucking str8s;
(3) hot dudes looking for an alternative venue;.
4. Discreet location - yet next to major luxury hotel and behind major shopping area. Potential for visiting tourists, businessmen and tricks from the mall.
5. Very clean.
6. Large number of good sized playrooms, including room with a sling and a couple of group rooms.
7. Good sized video screens showing white and Asian gay porn.


Cons

1. Pricey.
2. Bad lighting in Wet Area.
3. Distorting mirrors in playrooms.
4. Lots of “stand and model”
5. Limited seating
5. Ugly to mediocre GAMs


Verdict

OK for a group of pre-vetted hot guys guaranteed action with each other or, a buddy with whom you’d show up and fuck.

Otherwise, you could be wasting your time admiring the décor.

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Alexander Sauna 2

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1 

Open 24 hours
Tel: 2148 0400


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The sauna is open 24 hours and is owned by the guys who own ABC, Gateway and Hunk (all of which have been reviewed in this blog).

Like those saunas, Alexander has an interesting décor, layout and is extremely clean.

Pay your coin and entry is given to the Locker Rooms. Pretty standard stuff.

The Wet Area

Just off the Locker Room is a sliding door, behind which is a large Wet Area with showers, toilets, a very large tepid water stone Jacuzzi with porn screen and a rain shower (nice touch), dry sauna and a steam room.

The showers have twin jets – one at cock level and one overheard. Both are individually adjustable. Some showers have circular pony walls to allow showering with a buddy.

The dry sauna is pretty standard. The steam room is intense and also has circular partitions for group or buddy action. There’s also a shower in the steam room.

The lighting in the Wet Area is appalling. It consists of fibre optic-type strands of strobe lights that change red, green, blue and white. Massively irritating and violates FuelMix’s cardinal rule – that a dude must be well lit in the shower area in order to be checked out for potential action.

Towel changes are available at no charge.


The Lounge

Follow the corridor out of the Locker Room (past the vertical sun tanning booth). The lounge has a large flat screen TV, magazines in Chinese, 2 free computers and a bar area to eat the complimentary snacks of crackers and bananas. There are also complimentary vending machines for soda pop, tea and coffee.

Seating in the lounge is on a wide Chinese style divan on which 4 people can recline, propped up by cushions. If you can’t get on, forget it. There’s no where else to sit – except the bench in the Locker Room.


Dark Room / Playrooms

Go through the Lounge and pull back the curtains. This is the quasi-maze, darkroom and playrooms all in one. It’s a partitioned space, fairly roomy, enough circulating space and very dark.

There are a large number of clean, good sized private playrooms, individually lit, with mattress pads on the floor. Fortunately, the switches are easy to find and each room has the usual condom /lube/ tissue stuff. Some of these rooms have those idiot fairground mirrors that distort the reflection so be warned. A major turnoff.

There are also a couple of large group rooms with porn TV for the sociable and the exhibitionists, plus a room with a sling.


Comment

This sauna opened a few months ago and is the newest on the scene. The overwhelming impression is that it is underused at present. Part of the problem may be that the clientele are GAMs who are neither muscular nor goodlooking. They come in different ages and sizes but they appear to be in the 20 to 30- something range. Perhaps at the moment, not that many people know of the place or how to get there even though they are advertising in local gay media.

FuelMix is prepared to keep an open mind and assume that since the place is open 24 hours, hotties might come and go at other times. The place has potential even though the vibe was boring.


For the conclusion, see Part 3

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Alexander Sauna 1

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1

Tel: 2148 0400


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This sauna is located in a city block in the Mong Kok – Tai Kok Tsui area that was the subject of a major re-development and is now called the Langham Place Hotel. Mong Kok is a vibrant, utterly chaotic part of town, with a vibe all of its own. It’s not the prettiest part of town since many of the old building are pre-World War 2 or early 1950s. It is being steadily re-developed. To make matters more complicated, not all the buildings are numbered.

Getting To Alexander

1. Take the MTR to Mong Kok Station. Then look for Exit E 1. Be very careful. Exit E 1 lists (amongst others) Langham Place which is a major, multi-level shopping mall located in the block BEFORE the Langham Place Hotel.

2. You will need to come to Langham Place before you can even find the Langham Place Hotel. Got it?

3. When you emerge from Exit E 1, there is a short, but wide lane (nameless) that acts as a thoroughfare to the main cross-street, which is Portland Street. You’ll know you’re in that nameless lane if you see One Grand Tower to your left.

4. Walk to the end of the lane and look up across Portland Street. That’s the Langham Place shopping mall and it’s huge. You’re NOT going inside at all.

5. Now cross Portland Street towards the mall and then face left. Walk down Portland Street and if you’re smart, you’ll see the UA Cinemas on your right. Continue to the end of the block where Portland Street meets Shantung Street. Turn right at the corner and walk down Shantung Street.

6. The next cross street is Shanghai Street. Cross Shanghai Street and continue down Shantung Street.

7. The next cross street is Reclamation Street. That’s the street you want. Wing Cheong Building is on the corner of Shantung Street and Reclamation Street, sharply to your right. The building is next to (but separate from) the Langham Place Hotel.

8. If you’ve reached the right place, you’ll see a flight of stairs, with the bannister made out of rope. Alexander’s logo (see above) is at the foot of the stairs. Walk up to the first floor and turn LEFT. Ring the doorbell on the unmarked brown door and they’ll buzz you in.

Yeah fags, it’s complicated getting there, but it’s only a 5 minute walk from Exit E 1. COPY AND PRINT THESE FUCKIN' DIRECTIONS, COZ FUELMIX AIN'T GONNA SING THEM AGAIN.


How Much ?

Currently HK$ 130.00. That’s on the pricey side for a sauna in Very Rich Megacity.


So…What’s the 411 On The Place ?

Read Part 2.

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The New Nomads - Part 1

It’s a sign of the times.

First they came to the Orient as traders, then as greedy conquering colonials, then as (equally greedy) professional expatriates and now, as economic migrants. FuelMix says that white man is very good at bartering, brutalizing, bragging and begging.

And there’ll be a lot more of these pale faces looking to dip their paws in the Asian ricebowl. Things in the West will get plenty shitty before they get any better.

It’s a strange twist of irony watching these incoming whites shuffling dazed into the Asian humidity, utterly awed by the fast paced, slick modernity of Asia’s urban landscape. Sure, they’ll bitch about the heat, the crowds, the pollution. But in the next breath, they’ll say they’ve come “to seek new opportunities”, or “sample another culture for a while” or “explore their career options”. They overstay their tourist visas or frantically convert them into work permits. The expatriate community media stays quiet, preferring to concentrate on the club scene, the restaurants, how to get around, where to shop, where to live.

Yet, when non-whites, even professionals, head West, they’re described as “brown tide” or “yellow peril”. The media is riled and hysterical, politicians and union leaders are wheeled out demanding immigration controls, ultra-nationalist and far right parties see a spike in their fan base, the incoming ethnics are socially degraded and marginalized, derided as “opportunists” and “economic migrants”.

Just what the hell do you think you whites have become?

This tide of white detritus now heading towards the Orient, is great news for potato queens on E, V and Crack looking for drug fucked white dick while hallucinating about that grand entrance at the University of Fag Bar on the arm of a newly arrived, internationally ignorant, barely employable, white thing with a rumoured dong of death.

It’s bad news for those of us with any class, culture and equally impressive cocks.

Squirm in your seat if you have to. You know FuelMix is right.

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Copyright in the cartoon image vests in the cartoonist who created it. FuelMix is presently unable to identify the cartoonist.

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An hysterically funny advertising campaign for the Spiderman 3 movie.

Life In The Losing Lane

And yet again.....fags in the Golden State of God's Own Country got fucked over, courtesy of the state's Supreme Court decision not to interfere with the result of Proposition 8 (which defined "marriage" as a union between a man and a woman).

And yet again...... FuelMix smirked with satisfaction. He saw this one coming.

There was no shortage of hysterical fags and sin-ugly lesbians declaiming their anguish in sound bites that went on longer than a tawdry Oscar acceptance speech for Best Actress (sorry, Best Female Actor....).

They just don't get it. Marriage, as a moral institution is crumbling. Nobody knows what the new paradigm of marriage is going to be. Let the Moral Militia keep marriage to themselves.

For a sub-culture that supposedly "prides" itself on blazing a new trail, fags have shown themselves to be remarkably reticent and cowardly in embracing Civil Union. FuelMix has always maintained that Separate But Equal is the way to go.

And just what are fags hung up on "Marriage" for all of a sudden? Fags are so transient that their idea of a good friend is anyone who remembers their name - and it's well known how fags just love to give out a false name here and there.

It's not about Equality. It's about the childishly smug satisfaction of attempting to get one's way even though it makes no sense. If fags really want to enter into Marriage, shouldn't they study relationships? Other than superficial camaraderie and the obligatory peck on the cheek, fags are notoriously crippled in their emotional intelligence and their ability to relate to another person. C'mon be honest, everyone's seen the repressed walking wounded ghetto fag for whom even basic civility is a problem.

And these fags want "marriage"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...........!!!

There's the usual shit about being homophobic if a thinking gay man doesn't support gay marriage. But that's nothing more than Amphetamine Andy and his Soyabean Stalinist friends attempting to impose their brand of mob populism.

And just what would the stats of gay marriage look like for the average ghetto fag? Let's see......skinny twink in gay bar, low level retail job, lousy income, "recreational drug user" (a.k.a. part time addict) meets similar, "falls in love" and gets "married" By the time he reaches 30, the fag would have been divorced 7 times.

Yeah, that fish is a real catch.

Or, how about 2 fags who fucked their brains out in the sauna, had a meaningful conversation and fell in love within the 8 hour Locker Rental period, moved in with each other and 1 month later, applied for a marriage license coz that Gay Cruise to Cancun was coming up and "married couples" get a discount on the cabin with the balcony.

You don't think gay businesses are gonna milk "gay marriage" for a buck??? HAHAHAHAHAHAH........!!!

Fag lawyers of course, would support "gay marriage". A fag marriage and the inevitable (multiple) separations and divorce per fag, would provide multiple streams of income. Ghetto fag lawyers scrape by on Wills for the HIV-dying, basic Immigration law to import that mail order fag from Latvia, Landlord and Tenant Law (most fags in the ghetto can't afford to buy their crib), Criminal Law and some really low level commercial advice. They'd be salivating at the prospect of "gay marriage" income.

It's far easier than attempting to draft a Code Of Civil Union for Same Sex Couples that enshrined Domestic Partnerships and all their rights with the force of law.

After all, Mark is hosting that mixer where that hot male model has promised to show up, and then after that we're gonna see that artsy film that everybody was talking about in Cannes, and then maybe a late supper at that Bistro with that cute waiter.......


© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

In Pot We Trust

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February 14

Hell Hath No Fury

….like a fag scorned.

With God’s Own Country gearing up for the January 2009 inauguration of the Mutt (his own word), it’s been revealed that a certain pastor has been requested to make an address thereat.

It so happens that this pastor opposes gay marriage and supports stronger action to combat AIDS in Africa. By way of observation, FuelMix agrees with the pastor on these 2 issues, but for different reasons.

Fags of course, take a different view on the propriety of this pastor being allowed to speak at the Mutt’s inauguration. Fag websites are abuzz with inflammable fags spewing outrage, disgust, dismay and – the fag’s favourite word – “betrayal”. Apparently a sizeable number of fags opine that since they voted the Mutt into the house, he is beholden and contractually bound to them in respect of his barking to bring “Change”.

Sadly, these fags require a fire retardant and a mental accelerant.

This post is not about whether porcelain figurines of a same sex couple should adorn the apex of a six-tiered wedding cake. It’s about the obscene assumption made by the urban fag and mainstream fag media – who share a symbiotic relationship – that they should manipulate the freedom of speech and a national event in order to advance their agenda that gay marriage be legalised.

Check the following:

**Mutt is a politician. That means his political instincts come first;
**Whatever promises he purportedly made are not legally binding;
**Mutt has stated his support for gay equality and has made no secret that his gay views are diametrically opposed to the pastor’s;
**If Mutt is indeed a political liberal, where is it written that he should shun conservatives?
**Have fags forgotten that, even if they did vote Mutt into the house, they did so on the strength of his pontifications that he would be “inclusive”?

While no fan of politicians, FuelMix has to hand it to the Mutt. The change that he advocated at the stump, must involve social and political risk-taking – even if that means wheeling out an evangelical conservative. Mutt’s invitation to the pastor to make the invocation is brilliant. It’s like inviting a philistine atheist to a dinner party and asking him to say grace in whatever manner he sees fit.

And therein lies the truth of the fags’ rage. They have a problem in letting an alleged “bigot” speak because THEY don’t like his views. The pastor has an absolute right to speak at the inauguration. It never fails to amaze FuelMix how fags move like greased lightning when the reptilian portion of their brains kicks into reactive mode just because they feel they’ve been slighted – or betrayed – and that every other gay dude should agree with them.

Face it. Neither the mainstream urban fag nor the mainstream fag media will ever speak for the gay man searching for something better than noise and that sinking feeling that he is being imposed upon by a strident, righteous, politically correct (and increasingly drug-fucked) posse of self-appointed moral arbiters.

It’s not the Mutt who flip-flopped. It’s the fags’ hypocrisy that’s been unmasked. Is FuelMix the only one to notice that the average urban fag is a raging fascist masquerading as a liberal? Fags profess diversity, tolerance and understanding. They’ll even wave a Fag Flag in your face. But peel away the bleached smile, the tinted contacts, the highlights and the bronzer and you’ll see their true colours.

The change that the Mutt promised may be the change fags need: the unflinching courage to hear an entirely different point of view, delivered centre stage.

© 2008 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

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STD Counsellor: 3 cases of Gonorrhoea came in today.

Fag: Thank God! I’m sick of Chardonnay…

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The Twink & I (Part 2)

Twenty minutes later FuelMix emerged from the Locker Room, all freshly showered and squeaky clean. Twink was sitting there patiently and got up to accompany FuelMix out of the gym.

It has to be said that FuelMix was totally fazed as to how and why this barely legal aged twink had latched on to him and decided that the best thing to do was to let it flow and to make sure nobody got hurt.

Walking towards the subway along the crowded, neon streets of Very Rich Megacity Twink and FuelMix engaged in conversational banter. Twink walked very close alongside FuelMix, brushing his hand against FuelMix’s back and muscled ass, sometimes stroking FuelMix’s biceps.

“Do you really need to get home right now?” pleaded the Twink

“Um…..why?” asked FuelMix, a little unsure as to where this was all going.

“Let’s have some coffee…..please…? I really like your energy. My treat! Please say you will!”

And with that, Twink led FuelMix to a Starbucks and insisted on paying. A little table in the corner with 2 chairs became conveniently available. Twink pulled up his chair real close, so his legs brushed up against FuelMix and he could run his hand up FuelMix’s thighs. He placed one hand on FuelMix’s forearms, looked around quickly and then kissed FuelMix on the cheek.

“What are you doing?” asked FuelMix in a non-threatening way.

“I think I have a crush on you…” whispered the Twink, flashing his braces. “People laugh at me when I tell them I pick up on other people’s energy, but it’s true….I feel other people’s vibes – and you’re sexy and you have good vibes….I like that I guess….I felt that when I saw you…..that’s why I stuck around to wait for you…..I really hope you’re not offended”.

“No”, said FuelMix gently, “I’m surprised, but not offended”

And with that, Twink and FuelMix spent nearly an hour in one corner of Starbucks. Twink did most of the babbling. He was coming to terms with his sexuality, male companionship, male physicality, attraction to other men, what kind of men he liked. He was clearly inexperienced and vulnerable. But at the same time, he was open, demonstrative and sexually affectionate without being a pain or an embarrassment.

In a quirky, dorky way, the Twink’s attention to FuelMix was just what FuelMix needed at the time. FuelMix has already mentioned the disaster October turned out to be and was feeling neither attractive nor intelligent. On the basis that there are never any accidents in the Universe, this barely legal aged twink was supposed to run into FuelMix to take his mind off himself.

FuelMix looked into the Twink’s eyes and remembered, when he was a barely legal aged twink, he called up a Gay Hotline in frustrated desperation and spilled the same kind of beans the Twink was coming out with.

“Shall we go for a walk along the harbour?” chirped the Twink.

“It’s getting late” said FuelMix, “I should be getting home”.

“Just another half an hour, I promise” said the Twink “I just want to be near you….I know a quiet place on the harbourfront – we could sit down there for a little while”

And so FuelMix and the Twink ended up on a bench on Very Rich Megacity’s world famous harbourfront. There was a gentle breeze, a spectacular cityscape, lovers holding hands no crowds.

It was a quiet event. Twink sat very close to FuelMix, with his arm around his hips and his head on FuelMix’s shoulder. He was caressing FuelMix’s hair and back. Frequently, he would kiss FuelMix on the lips and moan softly. It was the first time FuelMix had French kissed a mouthful of braces, but hey……..

FuelMix put his arm around the Twink and held him in the evening breeze. Not much was said. FuelMix couldn’t remember whether he was looking at himself or the next generation.

When the time came to leave, the Twink gave FuelMix a long lingering deep kiss.

“Thank you ….thank you so much” whispered the Twink, “Is it OK for me to e-mail you? Maybe next time we could catch a movie, just hang out, look at the shops, whatever you want”

“If you like,” said FuelMix.

The Twink flashed his braces smile, shrugged on his backpack, walked away, turned back, waved and ran towards the subway station.

FuelMix walked, reminding himself of Google’s motto, “Do No Evil”.

© 2008 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Testify & Strut

Let’s call a spade a spade. If a “hate crime” charge is actually brought in an alleged gay bashing incident, expect the case to receive saturation fag media coverage, because such charges are so rare. Fags just love drama. There’ll be no shortage of queers lining up to testify and jamming the courtroom for apparent moral support. But it won’t be exclusively in the interests of justice. They’ll be hoping to land a modelling contract.

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