Principles of Faggotry 36

You know that Faggotry is headed off a cliff when it is ASSUMED online that UNLESS a fag specifically says "NO CHEMS", he's into them.

It's that bad.  And it will only get worse.

Does the stupid fag have any idea just how offensive such an assumption is?

Originally published 13 February 2011
Republished 3 October 2014 | 30 November 2016

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Principles of Faggotry 35

1.  When fags are dying of AIDS as a result of reckless recreational sex, they'll scream that the government should do more for them so that they can die with dignity.

2.  When fags are killing themselves from recreational drugs, they'll turn indignant and scream that it's nobody else's business.

Originally published 4 February 2011
Amended and Republished 3 October 2014  | 29 November 2016

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Galaxy Sauna 23

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C
Tel: 2366 - 0629
 
No website that FuelMix knows of

NOTE:   

(1)  NOT open 24 hours - Usually 12 noon to 11pm (previously 2pm to 11pm)

(2)   Staff do NOT speak good English on the phone.

FUELMIX HAS ALREADY WRITTEN OFF THIS PLACE AS A WASTE OF HIS TIME AND MONEY
see Galaxy Sauna 20

Galaxy Smartens Up..!!  (Well, sorta...)

"Hey FuelMix..!!"  squealed the local fag somewhere deep in Harbour City.  FuelMix was stepping out of the Louis Vuitton shop (which was laughably overpriced and stuffed with the usual label-chasing, money-laundering, etiquette-deficient our Mainland Brothers And Sisters despite "the economic downturn") "...have you been to Galaxy lately..?"

"Nah.." said FuelMix

Fag:  They have smartened up the place..!!

FM:  No way..!!

Fag:  Yeeessss!!... They have new clean lockers, no more dirty rusted ones.  And they have removed some lockers.  So the changing area is much more open and clean...!!

FM:  Wow... and the rest of the place..?

Fag:  Same ol' shit...with more mature fat white tourists

FM:  Oh...

Fag:  Yeeesssss..!!  They are coming to Galaxy because they are too fat to fit into Central Escalator's small space HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!

FM:  [snickers] 

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Big Top Gym And Sauna 21

3rd Floor, Yuet Yuen Building

17 - 19 Mong Kok Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit A2

Tel: 2628 6196

Website: Big Top Gym & Sauna

Note: Open 2pm to 8am the next day; 
On weekends and public holidays open 2pm till 10am the next day. 
Staff speak good English 

Japanese Twinks In Big Top...!!!

Just over 15 weeks after his last visit, FuelMix dropped into Big Top on a cold, wet Saturday early evening.  The place was packed with a variety of body shapes and ages.  All GAMs.  Not a single white or black guy to be seen (although they had shown up in the past).

But the biggest surprise was that there were 6 Japanese twinks in there.  They were tourists and were not part of a group.  By some synchronicity, they had all shown up in Big Top by themselves at different times.  2 gave themselves away immediately as Japanese.  They were wearing their underwear in the shower distinctly surprised that everybody else was naked. They soon got the "hang" of it.

Big Top hands out small towels and a few of the Japs were a bit fazed. They initially kept their underwear on and placed the small towels on their heads, "Onsen" style.  A few helpful local GAMs politely told them that nudity was the dress code and that the small towels were to cover their dicks if necessary.  Much bowing by the Japs in appreciation.

They're pretty shy when it comes to cruising.  If they like your bod, they'll smile and come a little closer.  You gotta make the first move.  Then they'll come closer.  When the Jap twink finally touched FuelMix's body,  FuelMix was amazed how gentle and feminine the twink's touch and kisses were.

Being hungry for every new sensation he could get (apologies to Martha Graham),  FuelMix maneuvered this Jap twink into enticing another twink in Japanese to play with FuelMix in a 3-some.  The other Jap twink grinned and nodded in agreement, kissing FuelMix's hand.

So there was FuelMix in a private room getting massive oral body worship by 2 skinny Jap twinks.  Everything FuelMix had heard about the femininity of some of these skinny Jap twinks was true.  They sigh, squeal and kiss like women - only better.  If they like your body,  they will dedicate themselves to chronic servicing, their mouths licking, kissing, sucking and tasting just about everything.  Their gentleness and dedication is exquisite.  Their feminine qualities overtakes their boyishness....

.....and they are greedy, GREEDY cum swallowers.

Fuck, yeah...!! FuelMix could have eaten sushi off them.

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Principles of Faggotry 34

A fag will snort a gram of coke.  But he'll choke on a grain of truth.

Originally published 27 January 2011
Republished 1 October 2014  | 25 November 2016

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Arena Sauna 8

FIST AND FETISH GAY CLUB IN HONG KONG
AND GAY SAUNA

2/F Wing Hing Mansion
16 Granville Circuit
Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit B

Tel: 2301 4500 (same number as the now defunct ABC)
Web:  www.hksauna.com
and http://www.hksauna.com/arena
NOTE:  OPEN 24 HOURS 
Staff speak good English

Why The Fuck Does Arena Charge HK$150.00 On Weekends..??

We're happy that a newish sauna has opened in Tsim Sha Tsui and that it's open 24 hours.

We're not thrilled about the layout, it feels cramped and there aren't enough private rooms.

We know at the moment, Arena is not getting a lot of people and initial reports about it were disappointing.

We know Alexander is closing down on 30 November 2016 and their staff are actively directing people to Arena.

So...why in fuck's name are Arena charging HK$130.00 entry on weekdays and HK$150.00 on weekends and public holidays..??  Is that how they expect people to show up..??

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Principles of Faggotry 33

1.   As children, little fags are polite, considerate, thoughtful and respectful to the elders in their community.

2.   As adults, the same fags are uncouth, inconsiderate, thoughtless and utterly disrespectful to the elders in their "community".

3.  No fag can really explain how or why this transition occurred.

Originally published 30 December 2010
Republished 30 September 2014 | 22 November 2016

Abercrombie And Fitch Dude 2

In Abercrombie And Finals, we observed:

Over the past few weeks, FuelMix wandered into the Abercrombie & Fitch store here in Very Rich Megacity to buy (yeah....the admittedly overpriced) stuff.  He was puzzled to notice that not only was the shop virtually empty in the afternoons and evenings, but the usual assortment of cute staff guys was nowhere to be seen.  In fact, on the main floor there were only 2 dudes on shift. The 2 guys that usually stand at the door to greet customers were absent.  Even the shirtless muscle guy wasn't around.

And now we discover that this huge Abercrombie And Fitch store in Central is going to shut down by the middle of 2017:

US fashion chain Abercrombie & Fitch will close its four-storey ­flagship store in Central as early as next year amid the economic downturn and a slump in shoppers from the mainland.

The 25,600 sq ft store on ­Pedder Street opened in 2011, paying HK$7 million in rent per month, double that of previous tenant Shanghai Tang.

It has initiated an early exit ­before its lease expires in 2019.

“The company exercised a lease kick-out option for its A&F flagship store in Hong Kong,” the retailer said on Friday. It claimed the move was “part of the ­company’s ongoing strategic review” and “was expected to drive economic benefit over time”.

The closure of the store should be “substantially complete” by the end of the second quarter of fiscal year 2017.

The move would trigger a “lease termination charge” of ­approximately US$16 million in the next quarter, it said.

There would be no Abercrombie & Fitch branded store in the city after, but the company intended to add five stores on the mainland by the end of January.

-----"Abercrombie & Fitch to shut Hong Kong store in wake of economic downturn" South China Morning Post, 19 November 2016

Purely unscientifically, we think A&F went downhill sometime ago - when they stopped hiring the muscle boys and jocks and switched to a kinder, gentler image of cute college boys.  We noticed an immediate drop in customer foot traffic and what used to be gay gawkers trying to cruise the muscle boys.

Anyone else noticed that  in 2016 gay boy venues here in Very Rich Megacity are shutting down..?

• Abercrombie & Fitch
• Alexander Sauna
• ABC Sauna
• California Fitness
• and.....??

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My Way Sauna 15

COMPLETED 21 NOVEMBER 2016

4th Floor, Kuo Wah Building
340 Hennessy Road
Wanchai
Hong Kong

MTR: Wanchai, Exit A4 - but it's a long walk;  OR Causeway Bay, Exit B
My Way is actually about 5 minutes walk from Action Sauna in Causeway Bay.

Telephone: 25749098
Website: http://www.mywayjungle.com/ 

Price: Standard Entry HK$150.00  | Under 25 HK$70.00
Open 24 hours

Note:
1.  My Way Sauna and Jungle Sauna are under the same ownership;
2.  Staff speak good English (standard of English has improved at both places);
3.  All prices and promotions are in Chinese on their website;
4.  My Way Sauna and Jungle Sauna open 24 hours; 

  NOVEMBER 2016 -  BY CUSTOMER APPROVAL
1.  My Way The Flagship Sauna In Hong Kong
2.  The Hottest And Best Looking Guys
3.  Yeah...Some Attitude (Not As Bad As Hutong)

1.  FuelMix was at My Way on a Saturday night, about 10 weeks after his last visit.  The lighting was dim, the music good and the place was filling up fast.....slim/skinny, gym fit, gym built and some muscle guys.  The guys there were of all ages.  Predominantly in the 18 to 35 age range but also older. All local GAMs. Overall quite attractive.

2.  If you want fun at My Way, at least be Fit or Athletic or better. Chubby guys showed up too but they didn't stay long and/or didn't get any action.

3. There were no whites in My Way during the time FuelMix was there.

4.  There were ZERO Mainland Chinese guys, so far as FuelMix could tell.  Word on the street is that having infested the soon-to-be-closing-down Alexander (last day 30 November 2016), they were showing up at Hutong which is rumoured to be going downhill. See Hutong Sauna 17.

5.  In the light of his conversations on the street over the last month  it appears that My Way is gaining in popularity with Big Top, a much smaller space coming in second. See Hutong Sauna 17.

6.  Truthfully, there is a lot of attitude in My Way and it takes a thick skin, confidence and diligence to cut through it. Once you do, it is possible to get information and action from and with the local Hong Kong guys.  FuelMix chatted to 6 guys in My Way from twink, to gym built:

• They appeared to confirm what he had written in Hutong Sauna 17.  Namely, My Way is regarded as the flagship sauna in town and is attracting the hotter gym-built or muscular Asian guys from Hong Kong.
• Guys were showing up from Macau, Taiwan, Indonesia and Singapore. 
• Staff in My Way are friendly. Customers don't feel they are being ripped off;
• Lots of space to play; 
• Best time on weekdays is between 5pm and 10pm (although early afternoon action is possible with cheaper entry fee before 4pm);
• Friday evenings said to be particularly fun;
• Saturdays early afternoon to late;
• Sundays early afternoon till about 9pm;
• The 6 guys we spoke too claimed to have been regulars at Hutong but had now dumped it for the same reasons set out by others in Hutong Sauna 17;

7.  So...what's going on here..?  Could it be that just as everything else in the world is shifting, so too, is the alleged popularity of saunas..?  Afterall, gay men are notoriously fickle.  And if they are showing up at a sauna where they feel they are getting ripped off for a number of reasons...well they probably are and will look for alternatives.

8.  Given the similarity of recent comments  concerning My Way and Hutong, we have linked these 2 posts and they will show up under both My Way and Hutong labels.

(FuelMix got action 5 times at My Way on Saturday nite with gym built guys, so no complaints there - although it took a while and then it happened in quick succession).

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Hutong Sauna 17

2/F Kar Wong Building
639 - 645 Shanghai Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit A2

(Cross Shanghai Street from Mong Kok Station Exit A2.  Building entrance is actually on the pedestrian-only part of Fife Street)

Tel: 2396 9595
Web: Hutong Sauna
Open 24 hours   

WORD ON THE STREET : HUTONG A LAUGHING STOCK

 1. Hotness Factor Crashes.....

 2.  Customers Fed Up Of High Prices

3.  Toxic Attitude Of The Guys Who Show Up 

At first, we were skeptical.  Then...

1.  A Fugly but friendly GAM-Throat-On-The-Street who'd given info in the past, informed FuelMix (whilst stroking his hairy thighs) that Hutong had abandoned their notorious "door policy" of age, look and body restrictions...and were now letting anybody in, anytime.  Previously, less desirable looking types might be let in during off-peak times or simply rejected at the door.

2.   Word on the street is that they need the money.  FuelMix shrugged it off.

3.   A few days later a cute horny college twink, who by his own admission is soooo horny that he hits the saunas 3 times a week (he gets massively discounted entry), told us that the boys in Hutong were not that hot anymore and that there were out of shape guys, fat boys and average middle aged guys.  He had switched his mouth and ass to Big Top and My Way.

4.  Couple of days later, another twink who kindly showed FuelMix a "very interesting" staircase in Tsim Sha Tsui, said he was getting fed up of Hutong because the guys were not as hot as before.

5.  Few days after that, FuelMix was ambushed by a group of 3 of his GAM-Throats-On-The-Street twittering about Hutong. Gym fit types, they had stopped going there and were not getting discounted entry.  They felt the official rate of nearly HK$180.00 was too steep and not worth it.  Yeah, the premises were nice, but waaaay too much Stand And Model, toxic attitude, little action and muscular GAMs bitching and gossiping like women. The customer hotness level was not what it used to be. They had switched to Big Top And My Way.

6.   Few days after that, FuelMix ran into a personal trainer he hadn't seen in a while. Nice body, nice attitude.  A known regular at Hutong, FuelMix asked what the deal was.  The trainer rolled his eyes, confessing he was pissed off at the place and had been for sometime.  It was too expensive, bitchy muscle queens with toxic attitude waiting for "Mr Perfect", ugly chubby guys, middle aged Mainland Chinese showing up with no looks or manners. Where had he showed up a few times..? My Way.  "Thing is.." he said, 

"I work in Kowloon but live in Sheung Wan, so I used to stop in Hutong on weekday evenings on my way home.  I have to travel further from Kowloon to Causeway Bay just to get to My Way.  So now, I go to My Way on Friday evenings or weekends. There is no good sauna in Kowloon side anymore.   Hutong has gone downhill, Alexander is just terrible and thank God they're closing, they opened Arena which is open 24 hours, but it is not getting that many people and the place seems small."

7.   Riding on the MTR, FuelMix bumped into a stud puppy he'd chatted to and played with in Big Top.  He was a college jock with a gym built body.  He complained that Hutong was too expensive and took too long to get action.  Big Top was cheaper and even though the premises were smaller, it could be fun.  Alternatively he would show up at My Way.  

"Lots of guys coming in the door at My Way, staff are friendly....good bodies and faces. Yeah there are chubby guys and really skinny guys too, but it was a mixed local crowd that you could choose from all ages.  Also, there is a lot of space in My Way, plenty of room to walk around and many private rooms.  Overall, more gym fit or muscular types showing up at My Way."

8.   Sitting in Starbucks, FuelMix chatted to the slim-fit perpetually horny early 30s Flight Attendant working for Cathay Pacific.  Addicted to coffee, sucking cock and swallowing cum, he would show up at Hutong.  But now...?

"Nah....just too expensive, too much standing around, the muscular guys  have lousy attitude. You suck them off once or twice and you see them in Hutong again, they just turn and look the other way.  After a while you kinda think, WTF..??!!  Not even basic manners to say 'hi'. I stopped going a while back and show up at Big Top or My Way.  I prefer My Way 'coz it has a lot of space to play all over the place and no shortage of good looking guys coming in.  Since I work on shifts, I can go to My Way during the week either in the afternoons or evenings up till 10pm and still get action. On Fridays and Saturdays, a lot of gym built guys there. And the place is also open 24 hours."

9.  That's the latest report from the street on Hutong (plus Big Top and My Way) received within the last 4 weeks.  Readers can draw their own conclusions.

10.  Given the similarity of recent comments  concerning My Way and Hutong, we have linked these 2 posts and they will show up under both My Way and Hutong labels.

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Gay Monogamy : Sauna Style

COMPLETED 18 NOVEMBER 2016

"Do you know what the young Chinese boys actually want when they come to the sauna..?" proclaimed the Slim 30s GAM who for the last 25 minutes, had made a career of licking FuelMix's armpits and balls, and was now watching FuelMix soaping himself under the shower, "what they want is true love...they want a real boyfriend they can count on...a real monogamous committed a relationship..!!  I talk to them a lot and that's what they tell me..!!"

"I don't agree", said FuelMix lathering his crotch, "when I watch them, they're fucking bareback, giving attitude, smoking, scrolling through Facebook or WhatsApping or lying on the phone to their parents as to where they are".

S30sGAM: Nooo..!!  They are desperate for monogamy and a real boyfriend..!!

FM:  A gay sauna is for casual sex mostly. Some people will come looking for a boyfriend but I seriously doubt whether the majority of Chinese twinks are showing up looking for a boyfriend

S30sGAM:  You might be surprised how stupid and naive they are

FM: Yeah, true

S30sGAM:  Do you have a boyfriend?

FM:  Not anymore. We broke up

S30sGAM:  Why..?

FM:  I wanted to move back to Asia for reasons that had nothing to do with him.

S30sGAM:  So just like that you ended it and dumped him..??!!

FM:  No...he knew several months beforehand that I'd be leaving.  We talked about it and realized it would be very tough to have a long distance relationship, taking into account each other's careers.  We came to the conclusion that breaking up was the best thing to do.

S30sGAM:  So...you didn't love him enough to make it work!!  You loved YOUR career more than him!!

FM:  Actually, I loved him too much to wreck HIS career.

S30sGAM:  Well...I already HAVE a boyfriend whom I'm going to marry one day.  I am sooo committed to him and WE are monogamous!!

FM:  Monogamous..??  What the hell are you doing in a sauna then..??

S30sGAM:  I am looking for emotional and monogamous commitment.  That's why I show up.

FM:  Whoa...dude..YOU said how desperate for a boyfriend and monogamy the twinks were and that's why they showed up at saunas looking for true love...then YOU said you already have a boyfriend to whom you are committed and monogamous...AND then YOU said you show up at saunas looking for emotional and monogamous commitment.  WTF...??!!

S30sGAM:  Are you always so judgmental..??

FM:  Dude...I am trying to figure out what YOU mean by monogamy and emotional commitment.  Where is your boyfriend now..?

S30sGAM:  He's not in town...he's traveling

FM:  Yeah..? Where..?

S30sGAM:  I dunno...

FM:  When is he coming back..?

S30sGAM:  I dunno...

FM:  Is he monogamous for you..?

S30sGAM:  I dunno.  I never asked.

FM:  So...YOU claim to have a boyfriend to whom YOU are committed and monogamous, yet YOU don't know where he is right now, and YOU don't know whether he's faithful to you, so... that's why YOU come to a sauna, licking ass, hoping you'll find a boyfriend...right..?

S30sGAM:  You are so fuckin' judgmental.....[storms off]

[FM gets cruised by a GAM twink who kneels down and eats FM's ass under the shower]

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Principles of Faggotry 32

A dumb fag with a smart phone is a dangerous combination.

Originally published 2 December 2010
Republished 30 September 2014 | 13 November 2016

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Principles of Faggotry 31

If you want honest stats, speak to a gay cross-dresser.  They'll tell you upfront whether they're passable or non-passable.

Originally published 7 November 2010
Republished 29 September 2014 | 12 November 2016

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Alexander Sauna 40

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong  
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1  
Tel: 2148 0400

Open 24 hours
Staff speak good English
Price:  Officially HK$150.00. Those with a stamp card, pay less.

FuelMix wrote this place off as a waste of time and money. 
See Alexander Sauna 37.  Also Alexander Sauna 39.

Alexander Sauna will close down on 30 November 2016.    

They are advertising a farewell party on their website, but that is a crock.  There will be no party.  It's just an advertising gimmick to bring people in the door as a last ditch attempt to get some money before they shut down.

(So that explains the filth, the lack of repair, the out-of-control-searingly-hot-steamroom and the wet towels lying all over the floor which had been a feature for months.....) 

The staff said on the phone that they don't know if they will open in a new location in Mong Kok.  They are however, actively directing people to Arena Sauna in Tsim Sha Tsui which is part of the same group (Alexander, Action, Arena and Gateway) and which is also open 24 hours.

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Principles of Faggotry 30

The Law of Marginal Utility:  When you get more and more out of something, each subsequent unit has less value than the one that preceded it.

That explains why fags are addicted to a procession of anonymous sex, only to treat people like dirt afterwards.

Originally published 2 November 2010
Republished 29 September 2014 | 10 November 2016

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Galaxy Sauna 22

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C
Tel: 2366 - 0629
 
No website that FuelMix knows of

NOTE:   

(1)  NOT open 24 hours - Usually 12 noon to 11pm (previously 2pm to 11pm)

(2)   Staff do NOT speak good English on the phone.

FUELMIX HAS ALREADY WRITTEN OFF THIS PLACE AS A WASTE OF HIS TIME AND MONEY

Is Galaxy Losing Its Mojo..?? 

We've mentioned a couple of times Galaxy's winning formula.  For example, what we said in Galaxy Sauna 17:

"The premises are as dank, damp, decrepit and dilapidated as ever - and don't forget the cryogenic air conditioning. Those elements, dear reader, are the winning formula for this place which by the looks of it, will never go out of business - just like they'll never smarten up the place.  The don't need to. Nobody cares.  Nobody complains."

But lately, things seem to be changing. We'd been hearing from our friendly GAM-Throats-On-The-Street that whilst there was no shortage of people piling in the door, sometimes 3 or 4 at a time, a subtle shift was occurring...

Previously customers would leave Galaxy on weekday evenings between 8:30pm and 9pm.  Now, they were leaving at 7pm.

Surprised at this info, FuelMix decided to check it out for himself and showed up on a weekday evening at 7:30pm.  By Galaxy standards, the place was deserted.  Only 10 people there.

"Wow!" thought FuelMix, "this is insane.  The place is emptying out up to 2 hours earlier."  A quick chat with the leftover locals revealed the same information: "Yeah everybody go home at 7pm....I suck your cock now..?"

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Principles of Faggotry 29

The Law of Diminishing Returns:  The more you do something, the less good it does you.

1.   One reason why urban faggotry is in such a state of decay is because fags are applying this law without realizing it.  In the name of "the lifestyle", fags become addicted to sex, saunas, cigarettes, poppers, amphetamines,  Viagra, Ecstacy, Crack, Ketamine, partying, porn and chat rooms.

2.   Those elements compound on each other. They either trap the fag in an automatic zombie state (where one or more of the above are needed in ever increasing doses just to reach basic motor functioning) or they propel the fag into a downward spiral.

Originally published 2 November 2010
Republished 29 September 2014 | 6 November 2016

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Principles of Faggotry 28

It's fashionable to say that fags aren't loyal to anyone, or anything, or any gay venue.

Not so.

Fags are remarkably loyal to their public toilets.  All over the world, fags will haunt the same toilets for years, sometimes decades.

Originally published 30 October 2010
Republished 29 September 2014 | 2 November 2016

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