Follow Me Sauna 2

Shop B, G/F, No. 9 Old Bailey Street
Central
Hong Kong

Tel: 2810 0144
Web: http://203.86.167.152/ads/FollowMe/

A few months ago, FuelMix wrote that this place used to be Prince House and had changed its name to Follow Me. Given the review previously given to this place, FuelMix said he couldn't be bothered to go and check it out under its new incarnation.

Having finished some errands in the vicinity, FuelMix became aware that he was being cruised by an interesting looking dude. Cutting to the chase, the fag offered to pay the admission charge to this joint for the privilege of servicing FuelMix. It was the closest sauna, fag was horny and FuelMix thought, "OK, why not? I'll shut my eyes and think of the blog".

The place has been tidied up and tarted up - a tad. Sensibly, they've demolished the crappy partitions downstairs in an attempt to open up what is still a small and pokey space.

Get buzzed in and step into what is now the lounge, with a large flat screen TV (showing Jap gay porn), sofa, coffee table and internet station (for 1). Do a sharp U turn and head down a small passageway into a bank of lockers, with mirror and armchair and some space. It's a discreet space to undress and also to have hot sex with a guy who's just come in, or who can't make up his mind whether to leave.

Truth be told, the downstairs area is a definite improvement, almost tasteful - heck they've even put in new flooring that brightens up the space. And you can walk barefoot without your feet sticking.

Upstairs is a minor improvement. There's a steep flight of stairs to negotiate and another small TV lounge with a large screen. Tall guys will have trouble standing upright as the upstairs ceiling height is very low.

Upstairs, behind beaded curtains, they've added a communal playroom, with a small screen TV, (4 people could just play in there) mats and prop-up cushions, as well as a small, tight cruising corridor.

The 3 original playrooms are still there and are a disaster. Small, pokey, drafty and good luck finding the light switch. They come equipped with kleenex, condoms and lube.

Check their website to see what the joint now looks like.

Pros
* Very discreet location in the corner of 2 backstreet lanes;
* If you've got a buddy to play with and couldn't care about the cramped and totally airless space, then OK;
* Suitable for deeply closeted cases;
* Frequented by those who prefer a much quieter vibe;
* Some potential for group action - but you may have to bring your own group;
* Some attempt at re-decoration;
* Cheap-ish to get in, about HK$80.00, depending on day of week
* Overnite Friday and Saturday;

Cons
* Can be dead, or deadly quiet;
* Only occaisonal hotties;
* Hanky sized towels
* Sitting bare assed on cheap leather sofa or on cum stained cloth sofa upstairs, not the best idea;
* Not the first choice for a place to play;
* IT'S NOT A FUCKIN' SAUNA OK?? WHY THE HELL DO THEY CALL IT THAT?? IT'S A FUCKIN' PLAY SPACE...THERE AIN'T NO STEAM ROOM OR SAUNA....IT'S A FUCKIN' PLAY SPACE AND A LITTLE POKEY ONE AT THAT....

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Double Sauna 2

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8th Floor, Oriental House
24 - 26 Argyle Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit D3

Tel: 2396  9595
Web:  http://www.double-sauna.com/
 
What's this FuelMix has heard about some ugly old guy at the Reception Desk who apparently gets his kicks by turning people away he thinks are not attractive enough?

FuelMix has not been to this joint, having been repeatedly told they only want so-called muscledude chinks. FuelMix is one but not the other.

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The Vibe

Conventional fag literature is replete with admonitions to practice "safe sex". Essentially they list out a hierarchy of activities with varying degrees of riskiness. Occasionally, to make it look more scientific, some statistical odds will be thrown in.

The sexually gambling fag, who fancies a spin of the viral roulette chamber, is then left to make his own decision. It's well known and documented that a fag's decision making capabilities are often addled by lust, drink, poppers, amphetamine(s) du jour, crack, crystal meth, Ecstacy, Ketamine and Viagra - or any combination thereof.

Indeed it can be said that to truly be a fag, one has to have a chronically suppressed immune system, a high degree of emotional dysfunction and viciously deep denial. When ill health strikes "the community", there's usually a bleating for increased funding, more hospices, more drop-in centres blah, blah, blah. In other words, it becomes, or should become, somebody else's problem.

But consider this:

1. Fags always dump someone because of that person's "emotional baggage";

2. Emotions are a rich source of memory, power and weakness;

3. According to Quantum Physics, the human body is an electromagnetic field that both broadcasts and receives vibrations;

4. Everything is vibrational frequency including our 5 senses, whose receptors merely transduce vibrational frequency into a gestalt that we define as reality;

5. Therefore the broadcasting and receiving of emotions between 2 people is an exchange of vibrational frequency;

6. A person who is ill, has a low powered electromagnetic field;

7. Every illness has an emotional base. Yes fags, there is a growing body of medical literature on this;

8. So when a fag gets ill, or contracts HIV, or develops a compromised immune system or a chronically psychotic disorder, it's not just due to a sexual act fucked up with drugs. It's due to the vibrational importing of another person's emotional baggage that acts as the pre-cursor to a physical manifestation of illness.

Too far out for you fags to accept? Check out Is Safe Sex Really Safe? by Stephen And Lynda Kane published in Astrology On The Web

FuelMix is not advocating celibacy. But he does advocate being more selective as to whom a fag swaps his juice with.

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Viral Marketing

"We have among the highest rates of STDs of any developed country in the world".

John Douglas, Director STD Division, US Centres For Disease And Prevention

That's right fags. God's Own Country is one of the world's leading examples in crotch-related eeewww, especially amongst its teens and presumably, amongst the present generation of twink fags. Apparently, its citizens are happy to open their mouths to suck cock, but reluctant to open their mouths to talk about the health issues. That's the price to pay for being taught not to speak with your mouth full.

Chlamydia and Gonorrhea infections are stable, but at unacceptably high levels. Syphilis is resurgent after almost being eliminated. Many fags will recognize those as the holy Trinity of guilt, burning sensations and penile discharges that have wrecked many a carefully chosen underwear collection..........

Some stats from God's Own Country:

1. Niggas accounted for 71% of reported Gonorrhea cases and nearly half of all reported Chlamydia and Syphilis cases in 2008.

2. Nigga bitches aged 15 - 19 had highest rates of Chlamydia and Gonorrhea.

3. 13,500 Syphilis cases were reported in 2008, an 18% increase from 2007.

4. 63% of Syphilis cases were from men who have sex with other men.

5. Since so many niggas are in jail, this means that fewer nigga men are having sex with more nigga bitches, often spreading STDs.

Read the full report from Reuters dated 16 November 2009.

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Studio 2006 - Shanghai

1639 Huashan Road, No. 10 or
2006 Huaihai Middle Road No. 10
Shanghai
People's Republic Of China

Tel: +86 21 5230 6916
Web: http://www.studio2006.com.cn/


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