ABC Sauna 2

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500


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The Clientele

Straight up, this place welcomes foreigners. The staff smile and speak good English. FuelMix spotted a number of foreigners of different colours there. The white fags, mainly English, and definitely not gym goers, were considerably older than the chinks and not that hot. Some of the more pathetic looking chink fags were happy to service them.

The foreigners tended to be hotter. They were in the 20s to late 30s age group with worked out bods. The foreigners were either tourists staying in the nearby hotels, or those in the know who come to this place regularly. FuelMix spotted Indians, Pakistanis, Italians, Italian-Americans, Canadians, Americans, white South African dudes and Aussies. It clearly attracts foreigners and frankly, deserves to. It’s in a great location downtown.

The buzz was that ABC attracts local “muscleboys”. Well, not exactly. The times when FuelMix showed up, there were a number of stocky chink fags in their 20s and 30s, who looked like they spent some time in the gym. “Muscleboy” would be pitching it a bit high. In fact, a number of chink fags, asked FuelMix how he got his lean, muscled look so presumably, his body type was considered attractive.

This isn’t the sauna where conversation is the name of the game. Most guys are cruising in and out of the E-shaped dark corridor where the action is – or should be. A lot of guys are propped up against the wall in that corridor. There isn’t the feeling of “Stand And Model”. Since the corridor is so narrow, you’ll probably end up rubbing up against them several times. Most don’t seem to mind and gave FuelMix a gentle squeeze. Others had the twist of attitude. 

Since the private rooms are in that corridor, grabbing someone delicious and finding a space should not be a problem – unless there are tons of people there. FuelMix showed up in the evenings at the end of the week. A healthy number of dudes were there. There isn’t the “train station’ kinda feel of Galaxy where hordes stream in. But there’s no shortage of clientele.

At no time did FuelMix see the 2 specialty rooms (the ones with the sling and the fuck-horse) used by anyone. It’s an open question whether they are ever used, but FuelMix is prepared to be optimistic. The chink fags didn’t show much interest in the 2 rooms – either they’ve already done them or, it’s just not in their comfort zone. That’s understandable – it was only a few months ago that FuelMix got into a leather sling and allowed a fag to strap his feet. A fag’s gotta trust the fag who’s gonna restrict his movements.

Would FuelMix Go Back?

Would FuelMix turn ABC into potential repeat visits? Yeah. It’s a great location, a well laid out compact space and squeaky clean. A fag will have to be patient to find the dudes he likes. Sometimes it appears to be overrun with average looking chinks, and then steadily, things start to pick up with the clientele getting better looking. The best times for a varied crowd are at the end of the week, from late afternoon onwards, and on weekends.

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ABC Sauna 1

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500

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Take the elevator to the 6 Floor. Pay your shekels at the front desk, push the door and you’ll step straight into the Locker Room. The towel is in the Locker. This is one clean Locker Area – it’s a real pleasure to get undressed - that is, if a fag can hear himself think. The most glaring and obvious drawback to this place, from the moment a fag walks in, is the volume (and content) of the music. At the time FuelMix was there, it was over-amplified tinny sounding Canto pop.

Decor & Layout

Walking around, the first thing a fag will notice is how compact but well laid out it is. The Locker Room, the small free internet area, the TV lounge and bar table-type seating area, are well defined. The second thing a fag will notice is the pleasing colour scheme of red, black and silver. It’s pretty hip.

The third thing a fag will notice is how impeccably clean this place is. And FuelMix means CLEAN. It’s a relief that this place has no damp carpeting. The floors are good quality, clean and bare. FuelMix just hates walking barefoot on damp carpeting.

The Wet Area


Past the bar-type seating area to the left, are the showers, dry sauna, steam room and toilets. The dry sauna and the steam room work well, but are tiny. Not the greatest place for action. The shower area is large, clean, well lit. It also has multicoloured spotlights embedded in the floor just under the showers. It’s a nice touch – but fags are warned not to stand over the green spotlight in the shower. Green spotlighting and running water, makes any fag look like a reptile.

The Dark Area

The main action areas are contained in a dark, narrow (did FuelMix mention narrow?) E-shaped corridor. The easiest way to enter is to step out of the shower (mind the step – FuelMix stubbed his toe) past the gay porn screen, and push straight through the stringy curtains.

Private rooms are also located here, with vinyl floor mattresses. The rooms are good sized – by Very Rich Megacity’s space-challenged standards). They’ve got dimmer light switches, condoms, toilet paper and a liquid lube dispenser. The latter being a nice touch.

But the biggest surprise FuelMix got was when he peeked into 2 of the private rooms at the end. One room had a leather sling suspended from the ceiling, complete with foot straps. The other room had a fuck-horse. This is a contraption that can be used in different ways. It looks like a small picnic table with an attached bench on either side. Here are some of the ways a fuck-horse can be used:

1. A bottom lies on the table, ass up and places his legs on each bench in anticipation of getting fucked. He grabs the handlebars at the front as he’s being fucked.

2. Top lies face up on the table with his legs on each bench, cock hard. Bottom straddles the table, legs on each bench and lowers himself onto Top’s cock;

3. Bottom lies face up on the table with his legs on each bench. Top straddles his face and fucks his throat, while holding the handlebars.

Obviously, this place has the potential and the set up for raunchy fun.

Coming up…………..the clientele

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Galaxy Sauna 3

Chatting with some fags the other day, FuelMix discovered that Galaxy has a reputation for attracting sexually aggressive fags. One theory was that whilst it has a very large steady clientele, new faces don’t come by that often and when they do, it creates a sauna-wide buzz. The other theory was that since the regular fags are not good looking, they have to try harder to attract attention. 

Oh yeah, and it is regarded as grubby and slightly sickening. 

FuelMix appears to be right about what he wrote in Galaxy 1 and 2.

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Galaxy Sauna 2

As mentioned in the previous post, there is no shortage of chink fags streaming into this place. FuelMix suspects this place gets packed. Theoretically, that should be a good sign but the reality is somewhat different. 

Every fag sauna has an unwritten code of etiquette. It’s internationally well known that a polite “no thanks” is all that is ever needed to decline another fag’s overtures. Some fags take longer than others to get it – in which case, something blunt is entirely appropriate. 

FuelMix has a very well muscled body and is very nicely hung. There were stares in the locker room as he was getting changed. A group of chink fags gathered around, pawing at FuelMix. Perhaps it was the novelty value of seeing a foreign muscle dude. FuelMix did his best to be polite, modestly realizing that his body really was good, compared to the lame, out of shape, averagely built types there and on the street. 

But it was in the dark corridors that FuelMix got pissed off. Having spotted and surrounded FuelMix in the locker room, these chink fags descended on FuelMix like pirhana fish. Three chinks attempted to drag FuelMix into the dark room. FuelMix fended them off fast. 

It was frightening, annoying and unnerving to be the subject of very aggressive simultaneous multiple groping. These dudes would simply not take “no thanks” for an answer. FuelMix got scratched several times. Some fat chink dudes tried to pin FuelMix against the wall, so that the other dudes could grope and stroke. FuelMix responded by punching one fat chink fag in the kidneys. 

The chink fags in Galaxy are undeniably the most sexually obnoxious, tenacious, chronically grope-addicted types FuelMix has ever encountered. And they are not good looking.

For the first time in any gay sauna, anywhere, FuelMix felt he was swarmed and physically at risk. FuelMix is not going back. 

The fascinated reader might think FuelMix is exaggerating. It’s a free world and any fag can drop in there, regardless of what FuelMix writes. But if a fag pukes up on seeing the condition of the main shower area, don’t say that FuelMix didn’t warn you.

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Galaxy Sauna 1

5^th Floor, Harilela Mansion

81 Nathan Road 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong

Tel: 2366 - 0629

Here’s the good news: 

First, the place has no shortage of chink fags streaming in, particularly from 4pm onwards. FuelMix was amazed how packed the place was. They just kept on coming in. 

Second, this is a place that is frequented by foreigners – of different colours. Quite a few were there when FuelMix dropped in.  

Third, the towels were the cleanest, newest, fluffiest towels in a fag sauna, FuelMix has yet seen – anywhere on the planet. 

Fourth, the lockers are double-locked: first with a key, then a padlock and key. Nice security touch that should be emulated by fag saunas worldwide. 

The place is large and apparently takes up the whole floor. Half of it is a lounge and a large reception desk with a fish tank to one side. The other half is the sauna area. Most of the issues are in the sauna area. The locker rooms are just off the Reception Desk.  

Now, FuelMix is not looking to be gratuitously rude, but there are certain things about this place that have to be said. 

Once you change and wander into the sauna area, it’s anyone’s guess just what the actual layout of this place is. It’s neither well lit and neither is it dark. There are nooks and crannies everywhere. The place is incredibly angular with Japanese-style curtains acting as the entrances to the spaces and hallways. Since it’s so packed, a fag risks being poked in the eye by another fag coming in the opposite direction, who parts the curtains. 

With the exception of 2 rooms that had double beds, the private rooms are neither consistent nor comfortable. Some are just plain dinky – the tiniest FuelMix has seen so far, some were just passable. All contained condoms, but you had to go to the Reception Desk to get the lube. Go figure.  

The biggest shock is the main shower and steam room area. The showers, particularly the threesome near the single urinal, are tiny. What’s more, the hot water is scalding. FuelMix is issuing a stark warning: There’s a real risk of serious burns. Even if a fag correctly adjusts his shower, there’s no telling what the 2 other fags on either side will do. Again, fascinated fags are warned in the strongest terms. 

The overwhelming sensation on entering the main shower area is one of disgust and squeamishness. It doesn’t give the impression of being clean or hygienic. And forget about aesthetics. There’s none of that in there. Even if space is at a premium, in Very Rich Megacity, there’s no excuse for a shower area that looks like this. 

The steam room is passable as far as heat goes. But there’s no shortage of action. More on that later.

Adjacent to the main showers is a dry sauna. This is large and clean. Lots of potential for group action. 

In fairness there are 2 other shower areas. Both are dinky, dingy and crummy. Having a shower in this place, or using the toilets, would make a fag shudder with nausea. 

Coming up………….the clientele and action

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Central Escalator 3

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

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The Clientele

This is the only sauna in Very Rich Megacity that active promotes itself as foreign-friendly. And it’s true. There are a sizable number of whites and other foreigners of all ages who frequent this place. It attracts a professional, well educated crowd.

There are several reasons for this: SoHo is a hip, trendy area with lots of bars and restaurants. Second, it’s close to Central – the business district where there are hordes of whites and foreigners. Third, word gets around the foreigners where they can hang out in a non- racist gay sauna. Fourth, it also attracts western educated chink fags.

Some of the chinks can be buff, but most are below average in their muscle development and their looks. They’re either slim and skinny, or chubbish.

The whites vary: some are muscled and not bad to look at. There are a couple of gyms in that neighbourhood. Some white muscle dudes get very horny after their work out and end up here. These muscle whites are a favourite of the western educated chink fags, who somehow assume that just because they’re taller and built, they would be Tops. Wrong.

Some whites (and not just the older ones) are hairy, fat and gross. They block the corridors since the place is very narrow.

The foreigners – both from VRM and from out of town – are the real surprise: There are gorgeous, seriously muscled brown skinned and exotic ones there if you time it right.

Like any other fag sauna, you pay your money and take your chances. It ain’t bad and the internationalism helps. The staff provide free fruit snacks and you can always suck on a banana in a seductive way to attract attention – or at least divert your attention from the claustrophobia.

Remember, space is at a premium in Very Rich Megacity. Even the largest fag saunas in VRM cannot compete with the warehouse-like spaces of those in other parts of the world.

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Central Escalator 2

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.


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 Design & Layout
 
The place is long, narrow and claustrophobic. The lockers are at one end, near the vanity counter. A small sofa, near the water cooler, allows dudes watching the porn, to check each other out as they’re changing.

The shower area is tiny – 4 people at most – and dark. Has its advantages, although you’d better do a second check in the light.

A door from the shower area leads right into the equally tiny dark steam room. A lot of action takes place here – especially from grubby fat white fags, who use their body bulk as foreplay. You have been warned. Just kick them away if necessary.

The “darkroom” is a small curtained corridor, and the “private rooms” are 4 small spaces with sliding doors and a vinyl mat on the ground. A small latch serves as the lock. There are spaces in the sliding doors and there is no shortage of voyeurs. And these GAMS when they’re in voyeur mode, are very tenacious.

At the other end of the sauna is a massage room with a really cool massage chair. Get the staff to show you how that one works. Next to it, is a room with a suntanning bed. Then, here’s a TV lounge with 2 screens showing Cantonese programs and porn.

And then there’s another shower area – marginally bigger and with a porn screen – that faces into the tiny, 2 level dry sauna. Finally, there’s a small room with a Jacuzzi – just big enough for 2.

Narrow is the name of the game here. Cruising isn’t hard on the feet, there’s not much area to travel. But your feet will still hurt – standing around propped up against the wall - coz there’s not much place to sit anywhere.

Coming up in Central Escalator 3…….the clientele

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Central Escalator 1

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

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The Location

Located in the heart of SoHo, “CE” as it is known, is situated right next to the Central Escalator, at the intersection of Cochrane Street and Gage Street. The area is an historical and absolutely authentic part of old Very Rich Megacity, narrow streets, sights, smells and all.

The area has a famous open air wet market, on Gage Street and surrounding alleys, competing with the shops on the sidewalks (some of which are over 100 years old) covering everything from meats, veggies, fruits, flowers as well as some interesting bars, restaurants and Chinese eating houses.

Sadly, the area is slated for re-development. The narrow steep alleys (which were streets in their own right), the shops and market will be cleared. Yet another part of Very Rich Megacity’s history will disappear.

Get off the Central Escalator at Cochrane and Gage Streets and make a sharp right to walk down Gage Street. Keep your eyes peeled to the right, coz a few meters down is the entrance to the building. Walk up to the 2^nd floor – it’s quicker than taking the dinky elevator.

Buzz your way in. The staff speak good English, they smile and they actually interact and banter with their customers.

Coming up in Central Escalator 2……once you’re in

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