Penis Fly Trap

It was a Saturday nite and FuelMix swooped low over the University of Fag Bar (pending accreditation) scoping for blog fodder.

A row of Fat White, Middle Aged Fags perched along the entire length of the main bar. They were precisely spaced one bar stool apart from each other. Nobody was sitting between them even though the premises were well stocked with patrons.

It was clear that the FWMAF had come in individually.  It was also clear that they had no intention of talking to each other.  They sat grimly at the bar, sipping their beer in a state of semi-suspended animation.  Occasionally, they turned around to check out the clientele.  When one FWMAF accidentally made eye contact with another FWMAF, both would Swivel And Model, only to resume staring at their beer.

Male Menopausal fags acting like attitudinal twinks……???!!!  Gaga in the background screeching that she was born this way…...???!!!  Instinctively, FuelMix knew something was up.

At an adjacent table, sat a cluster of middle aged white fags surrounded by their harem of giggling and farting GAM twinks. The middle aged white fags fawned over their  twinks, stroked them, plied them with drinks, invited them to do lap dances on them, and pored over profiles from Grindr on each other’s smart phones. 

By contrast, the neatly spaced row of FWMAF at the bar, sulked and sighed at their collective deprivation.  Even though they were peripherally acquainted with some of the lucky twinks, they had to wait until one of those twinks floated by.  At that point the FWMAF sprang to life, hugging the twink, exclaiming his approval of the twink’s hair cut, pawing the twink’s crotch while playing with his own, unbuttoning the twink’s  shirt and French kissing him.

The  FWMAF were not only competing for the twink’s attention with the cluster of harem-enhanced fags, who would deign to send one over, but also with each other.  That’s why they were precisely spaced one bar stool apart.

The twinks couldn’t believe their luck.  Getting progressively drunk, they were heady on the attention, not realizing that in a game of sexual badminton, they were the shuttlecocks.

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