Not My Type

Time and time again, a fag will bleat in their online ad:  

• “no one over 30” or  
• “only guys around my age” or 
• “not into guys over 35” or  
• “only into guys within 5 years of my age”

 …..or some variation thereof.

The fag will say by imposing such a stipulation, he’s attempting to keep out older trolls, or expressing a “preference”.  And besides, he claims he’s able to tell when a guy is lying about his age 'coz he  backed up his ad with, “send stats and pics for mine”.

Chances are his online ad will fail.  The vast majority do.

So, the same fag will them show up at the gay sauna, look around and see a ton of guys and pick one or two or three…..not realizing that any one or more of those guys can be outside the age preference he expressed online. 

Therefore, even when a hot guy is standing naked in front of him, appearances and apparent age can be deceptive.  The silly fag is absolutely unable to tell – or care -  and will happily have a blast.

The irony is that the fag is lying to himself when he posts an ad online stating what ages he will play with - and in return,  is lied to in real time in the sauna, without a word being said. 

Originally published 16 November 2011
Amended and Republished 26 September 2014 | 10 July 2017

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